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« on: August 18, 2009, 09:18:52 PM »
I just got this email with the above title - but I think we could change it to expressions for people with kidney problems ... I particularly like number 5!

Expressions for Women on High Stress Days

 

1.   You - Off my planet.

2.   Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3.   Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4.   Errors have been made.   Others will be blamed.

5.   And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

6.   I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

7.   Allow me to introduce my selves.

8.   Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

9.   Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.

11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise that you weren't asleep.

13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

15. I just want revenge.   Is that so wrong?

16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

18. Nice perfume.   Must you marinate in it?

19. Chaos, panic, and disorder  - my work here is done.

20. Earth is full.   Go home.

21. Is it time for your medication or mine?

22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 10:43:29 PM »
 :sarcasm;   LOL, very funny!!!!
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One day at a time, thats all I can do.
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I have 16 hats, all the same style!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 12:17:04 PM »
Good stuff.  My faves are 15, 19 and 22.
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2009, 01:35:17 PM »
 :2thumbsup; 8.   Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2009, 03:56:34 PM »
Funny stuff!   My favorite one is number 11.............I'm trying to imagine you with a personality......... :clap; :rofl;
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You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them.    I BELIEVE THIS TO BE SOOOOO TRUE!
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2009, 05:23:36 PM »
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18. Nice perfume.   Must you marinate in it?

My favorite. I'm allergic to many perfumes!
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2009, 03:12:09 AM »
one  more.....

Did you have your hair done... no? Well maybe you should.
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2009, 05:02:51 AM »
 :yahoo; :clap;
I like em all!!!!!!
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