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« on: April 01, 2009, 09:13:11 AM »
This morning they wake me up to get off and tell me that instead of the 2,300 of fluid they needed to pull off they only got 300 because my BP ran about 80/50 all night.  I was thinking hmmm I must really be gaining weight.  Plus I really wasn't that awake yet.  Then he says "APRIL FOOL's".  The little shit got me!!!   

So before I left I unplugged his mouse from his computer.  :)

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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 09:18:07 AM »
LOL  :rofl;

Unplugging the mouse.  What a great idea :thumbup;
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 09:21:44 AM »
Quote from: Rerun on April 01, 2009, 09:13:11 AM

So before I left I unplugged his mouse from his computer.  :)

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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 09:25:43 AM »

 :rofl; You kill me Rerun!

Glad to hear you still have your sense of humor.  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 11:05:17 AM »
Thats funny.   :clap;
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 01:36:04 PM »
Good job  :yahoo;
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 01:36:56 PM »
 :rofl;    :rofl;    :rofl;
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 03:50:02 PM »
I have been bleeding after I hold
today, I used clamps to be sure I hit the right spot - I needed to go someplace after dialysis -
I walked out to the van and started bleeding -
I went back to dialysis and told them I was bleeding and they all yelled, "April Fools"
I took off my wind breaker and a sleeve full of blood landed on the floor
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 03:58:44 PM »
I wonder if he figured out the mouse thing after a long time?


Ah TWirl not a nice April Fool, huh?



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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2009, 04:06:22 PM »
I love the fear of the pop test :bandance;
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2009, 04:52:34 PM »
 :rofl; :clap; :rofl; :clap;

it has just been me and my 4 year old kids (who don't get it) so I havn't been able to get anyone this year!
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2009, 06:25:56 PM »
twirly -  :cuddle;
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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 12:52:01 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl;  Ahh Rerun at least they must like you enough to play a trick on you!!

I hope the mouse trick took a while to work out.   :rofl; :rofl;
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