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mikey07840
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Her royal highness Queen Ruth on her throne, RIP
« on: April 17, 2008, 07:33:46 PM »
Ni!
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 07:36:36 PM »
We are the Knights who say.....   "Ni"!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2008, 12:03:32 AM »
Make mine a double with a twist of lime and an order of nachos. :bandance;

What is a shubbery??
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2008, 01:20:48 PM »
go to Garden Ridge Pottery      they are having a sale on shubbery   25% off
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2008, 01:34:16 PM »
icky, icky, icky, bazoom, wee          Is that right?
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1993 diagnosed with glomerulonephritis.
Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta.
Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2008, 06:25:09 PM »
You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.


:)  This has made me really smile :)
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2008, 07:12:34 PM »
Behold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg

What sad times are these that passing ruffians can say ni at will to old ladies.
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2008, 07:16:07 PM »
I have dial up. I miss out on a lot of youtube.
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2008, 08:11:11 PM »
 We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2008, 08:55:17 PM »
Damn, now I'm gonna have to go to Blockbuster tomorrow!

BTW, when I was dating my husband, one of his coworkers told him that if he had found a woman who would sit with him and laugh at Monty Python, he better marry her quick!  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2008, 10:22:31 PM »
I have the movie on DVD, Monty Pythons Search for the Holy Grail is a classic comedy.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2008, 10:25:59 PM »
"heeeyyyy up, heeeyyy up"


 :bow;  I too love this movie!
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1993 diagnosed with glomerulonephritis.
Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta.
Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2008, 03:32:49 PM »
Arthur: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!

Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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Her royal highness Queen Ruth on her throne, RIP
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2008, 06:46:21 PM »
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...          a herring!!!
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

• Don't Knock on Death's door; Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that.

• I'm not a complete Idiot -- some parts are missing.
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2008, 12:22:28 AM »
I love MP - I always remember watching the sketch where all the Australian women were called Sheila and all the men Bruce with my friend Sue  (we'd be about 18 at the time), that evening we went out with our boyfriends and were introduced to a friend of theirs who was a bank manager called Bruce - we'd had no warning until he said 'hi I'm Bruce' and we both burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter - I still smile now thinking about it.  We never did explain to the poor guy what it was all about  :rofl;
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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2008, 04:31:14 PM »
Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
        lives beyond these woods.
Knights of Ni: Ni!  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!  Ni!
Bedevere: No! Noooo!  Aaaugh!  No!
Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....
 
(pregnant pause)
 
                             A SHRUBBERY!!!!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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