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« on: March 19, 2008, 11:57:01 AM »
This young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex.

He asked how often you should have it.

His grandfather told him,

"when you first get married, you want it all the time...and maybe you'll do it several times a day.

Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.

Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.

When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year like maybe on your anniversary.

The young fellow then asked his grandfather,

"Well how about you and Grandma now?"

His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."

"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.

"Well," Grandpa said,

"She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom.

She yells, 'Screw You',

and I holler back, 'Screw You too!'"



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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2008, 12:05:00 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2008, 12:12:19 PM »
Humour but yet it is so true. :rofl;
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2008, 12:16:44 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2008, 12:45:12 PM »
How true... :clap;
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2008, 02:19:02 PM »
I think when your kidneys are failing, the time gets sped up tho.   ::)
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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2008, 02:42:37 PM »
Toooo funny!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2008, 04:11:06 PM »
Oh dang.  I was hoping you had some advice.   :lol;
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2008, 10:37:59 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2008, 11:44:27 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; I NEVER want to ge told!!  Just had a birthday, but I am still young!  And healthy!!   ;)
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