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« on: February 14, 2008, 05:13:40 PM »




MY LIVING WILL



Last night my friend and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch




 
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Started Hemodialysis 8/14/06
Lost lower right leg 5/16/08 due to Diabetes
Sister was denied donation to me for medical reasons 1/2008
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 06:01:22 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl;
Good to see you Boxman!!!
How are you doing???
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For any who do not like me I use - prayer.
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 06:10:24 PM »
 :yahoo; :yahoo; :yahoo;
Sounds like the old Boxman is back!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome!!!

Mimi
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Death is not extinguishing the light;
it is putting out the lamp because the dawn has come.
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Me with Baron von Fresenius
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2008, 06:21:20 PM »
Thanks, Boxman. I needed a bit of humour right now.

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-Diagnosed with ESRD (born with one kidney, hypertension killed it) Jan 21st, 2007
-Started dialysis four days later in hospital (Baxter 1550-I think, then Gambro Phoenix)
-Started in-centre dialysis Feb 6th 2007 (Fres. 2008H)
-Started home hemo June 5th 2007 (NxStage/Pureflow)
-PD catheter placed June 6th 2008 (Bye bye NxStage, at least for now)
-Started CAPD July 4th, 2008
-PD catheter removed Dec 2, 2008-PD just wouldn't work, so I'm back on NxStage
-Kidney function improved enough to go off dialysis, Feb. 2011!!!!!
-Back on dialysis (still NxStage) July 2011 :(
-In-centre self-care dialysis March 2012 (Fresenius 2008K)
-Not on transplant list yet.


"Don't live for dialysis, use dialysis to LIVE"
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Her royal highness Queen Ruth on her throne, RIP
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2008, 05:41:21 PM »
 :rofl;

Thanks for the laugh!!
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

• Don't Knock on Death's door; Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that.

• I'm not a complete Idiot -- some parts are missing.
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2008, 06:24:30 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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my best friend
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2008, 05:26:24 AM »
 :2thumbsup; That was a good one, starts my day with a good chuckle.
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gotta do what I gotta do.. 2 yrs in ctr hemo
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2008, 05:29:17 AM »
 :rofl;
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2008, 06:48:39 AM »
Competely unexpected!   :rofl;
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Married - three children.
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11/04  Hemo in clinic
6/07 hemo at HOME! 
2/3/09 - Transplant from an angel of a friend!!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2008, 07:49:03 AM »
With friends like that, who needs enemy's ?   >:D
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2008, 11:17:35 AM »

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

And I sent it to 3 of my friends.....

 :cuddle; :cuddle;
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