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« on: February 25, 2007, 06:41:07 AM »
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years?  And I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten as the dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the  ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty,  okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why, for the first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.  For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to  you.
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2007, 08:34:01 AM »
That is a good one Big Sky.  I'm going to print that off and send it to my Uncle who just turned 80.   :D
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2007, 08:34:30 AM »
Outstanding!
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2007, 02:52:06 PM »
I am going to send that to my dad ;) lol :thumbup; :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2007, 10:43:17 AM »
     :2thumbsup; Love it!  Thanks! :clap;
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2007, 10:57:27 AM »
So true So true! Good one BigSky!
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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2007, 11:57:28 AM »
Thanks for the SMILE BigSky   ;D
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2007, 04:41:44 PM »
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :bow; Good one!! Bigsky :clap;
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2007, 04:19:30 PM »
Love it Love it Love it...  I have so many people i need to send that to too,  most of them are in the 40 year part, it will cheer them up too i know ;) ;)  thanks again BigSky  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2007, 10:44:44 PM »
 :2thumbsup; Very good !
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2007, 05:42:56 AM »
 :clap;Excellent!!!
I seem to be at the bark at everyone stage, but the problem is we don't have front porches here in England. Wish we did I love the way most houses in the USA have them.
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