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Whamo
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« on: March 28, 2012, 10:45:33 AM »
I posted this on Gerald's thread, but thought I'd post it again.  Please add verses if you can.


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I got those dialysis blues,
three times a week
four hours each time
My fistula leaks.

I got those dialysis blues
At the TV I stare.
My IPAD battery is dead
and I'm stuck in this chair

I got those dialysis blues
The first hour goes fast.
The second hour gets slow.
By the fourth hour,
my blood pressure is low.

I got those dialysis blues.
But across from me.
Sits a Goddess from heaven.
Puking for all to see.

I got those dialysis blues
But I'm not sad
In four hours it's over
And I will be glad.
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 03:56:54 AM »
I got those dialysis blues
Coz I can't pee
But there's a long queue at the ladies
so glad its not me
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 04:38:30 AM »
I got those dialysis blues
Oh where is my brain?
Is it in the machine?
No it's gone down the drain
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Whamo
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2012, 02:38:16 AM »
Traveller, I liked your last verse.  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2012, 07:51:45 AM »
Thanks, Whamo.  I'm still working on the next verse.  This is great fun!
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2012, 04:29:05 PM »
I got those dialysis blues
These cramps are a curse
I need saline badly
But where is the nurse?
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2012, 10:14:36 PM »
I got those dialysis blues
I cannot fall asleep
Where is the benadryl?
I have miles to keep
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2012, 11:10:17 PM »
I got those dialysis blues
You stuck me once
you missed my vein
You say you can get it
I can't afford the pain
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2012, 11:21:20 PM »
I got those dialysis blues
So many people making rules
Mandating  to me what not to chew
They could never do what they ask of me
I feel like telling them what they can do
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