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poem about dietitions lol
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gkcoley
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poem about dietitions lol
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September 13, 2011, 01:12:39 PM »
Enjoy! lol
The Warden
The warden bark is all you hear,
They are bringing chains so clear,
You hear their chants as they draw near,
From this task they never veer.
Here is where you are locked down,
No words with demons around,
Each pass a new soul is crowned,
Job is done when the souls frown.
Left to judge alone,
Until chants are known,
They approach the throne,
Then all flaws are shown.
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Cordelia
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I love it! Thanks for sharing it with us! It's perfect!
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Lol that's about right!
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I heard drums when I read that poem. Dum, dum dum, dum.
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The poem I would write about my dietitian would have some very interesting rhymes with some very naughty words.
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I haven't even formally met the dietitian in my unit. I met her once at a World Kidney Day event. She only comes to the unit in the mornings. I'm there afternoons. Same goes for the social worker. I've several questions for her, and I don't know where to find her to ask
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