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« on: May 27, 2011, 07:16:28 AM »
After I started doing exchanges at home, I could tell my wife was a bit unnerved by my catheter. Yes, there is no real way to hide it as I wear a belt to keep it from dangling every place. One night to try to help her relax I walked into our bedroom naked without my PD belt, catheter hanging down at my knees, and struck a classic body builder pose.

She asked, "What are you doing?"

I replied, I just wanted you to be sure to tell your friends how awesome it is to have a man with 18 inches dangling between his legs.

She laughed.
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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2011, 08:22:47 AM »
There ain't nothing like starting your day with a big old belly laugh.  Way to go!
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2011, 08:23:54 AM »
I try.
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2011, 10:29:28 AM »
WOW  that is a long catheter. Are you sure that's what it was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2011, 11:39:08 AM »
If I was swinging 18 inches that thin, I'd have to roll it up just to make a decent attempt with it, including the transfer set. That said, I know my nurse would flip out if I even thought about making a catheter dildo.
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2011, 11:47:33 AM »
We call Mum's TenchKoff her Willy!!!!...

She calls herself a Chick with a Dick!!!....

Darth.....
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2011, 11:57:03 AM »
I like your mom.
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2011, 12:53:15 PM »
You should meet her!!!!!...

Can't take her anywhere... No, that's not quite right... You can take her somewhere twice... Second time's to apologise!!!.....

Darth...
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2011, 12:59:20 PM »
Now, that's my kind of lady!
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2011, 02:21:26 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Love it!

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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2011, 11:31:00 PM »
I remember looking at the catheter that way.... have it dangling between my legs, and I'd think.. "so THAT'S what it's like"  *LOL*
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2011, 10:59:37 AM »
Oh my, I love it.  I'm going to tell this "DBF" :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2011, 07:25:39 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

I thought that a few times riki! lol

good way to put her at east HOD

Darth ur mom rocks!
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