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« on: January 30, 2011, 01:35:50 PM »
Ok so what with the mice and everything, im slightly paranoid right now ! Yesterday was the final straw ! Went into the kitchen to make a cuppa and out of the corner of my eye i saw something move  :o  Took a step towards it and it moved about an inch or so , then stopped again, it was like a bug of sorts but white, with 2 long feelers. Oh no i though what on earth is this ? An albino cockroach or some sort of mutation ? Anyway i stood well back and blew at it and it moved again , so i thought im going to have to squish this monster but i didnt have any shoes on . So ok i have to go get one of my shoes , but how do i do this without it running off , so quickly i went a grabbed a shoe and luckily it was still there when i came back .So i whacked it about 5 times good and hard with my shoe and when i looked nothing , no blood , no green gunge , it was still just sat there ! On closer inspection ...errrr it turns out i spent all that time trying to kill a bit of pile that had come of the kitchen rug ...the 2 long feelers where threads of cotton ..... :rofl; 
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OH NO!!! I have Furniture Disease as well ! My chest has dropped into my drawers !
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2011, 01:51:26 PM »
Never mind the poison and the mousetraps - save the money for some glasses!   :rofl;
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"Asbestos Gelos"  (As-bes-tos yay-lohs) Greek. Literally, "fireproof laughter".  A term used by Homer for invincible laughter in the face of death and mortality.
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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2011, 02:08:10 PM »
that kitchen rug can turn into all kinds of creepy things late at night for me...last night sleeping on the couch I though it was some kind of animal...

eeek!!

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Born with autosomal recessive polycystic kidney disease
1995 - AV Fistula placed
Dec 7, 1999 cadaver transplant saved me from childhood dialysis!
10 transplant years = spleenectomy, gall bladder removed, liver biopsy, bone marrow aspiration.
July 27, 2010 Started dialysis for the first time ever.
June 21, 2011 2nd kidney nonrelated living donor
September 2013 Liver Cancer tumor.
October 2013 Ablation of liver tumor.
Now scans every 3 months to watch for new tumors.
Now Status 7 on the wait list for a liver.
How about another decade of solid health?
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2011, 01:57:15 AM »
 :rofl;   :rofl;    :rofl;   :clap;  Gosh its tough getting old, isn't it?
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2011, 04:26:01 AM »
KS that was so funny, I am sitting here nearly wetting my self. Should you go to "SPEC SAVERS" or not.
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2011, 05:13:48 AM »
Ha Ha!!!!!!...

Oh Dear, Kicky... You really are as daft as a brush!!!!...  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;...

Think you're beyond SpecSavers... Think it's a Guide Dog you need!!!!!... BRILLIANT!!!!...

Thanks a million for the laugh!!!!!!...

Darth...
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2011, 06:24:04 AM »
this really gave me a great laugh  :rofl;    As...........................  i've 'been there done that'  lol
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2011, 07:49:25 AM »
" I've been there , done that too!!"  LOL!!!
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2011, 09:25:03 AM »
Oh my, thank you for the giggle!

It reminds me of the time at uni when I went screaming to my friend to ask her to remove the HUGE spider from my bedroom floor.  She picked it up and shoved it in my face; it was a clump of my hair.

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