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« on: February 02, 2011, 02:20:16 PM »
1. Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

2. At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

3. Doctor's office in Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

4. Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner. Japan:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.

5. In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

6. On the grounds of a Nairobi private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

7. In Aamchi Mumbai restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

8. The best! In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

9. Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

10. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

11. Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

12. Advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.

13. A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

14. Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.

15. Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN A$$?

16. The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.

17. Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

18. In a Japanese cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
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OH NO!!! I have Furniture Disease as well ! My chest has dropped into my drawers !
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2011, 04:03:39 PM »
Personally, I'm still fond of the ones on I-75 by Gaylord, MI.  The state has posted road side signs giving directions to find "Tourist and Elk Herd Information."
Betcha didn't know a group of tourists is a herd, did ya?

Maybe it only seems that way when I'm waiting on them.....
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"Asbestos Gelos"  (As-bes-tos yay-lohs) Greek. Literally, "fireproof laughter".  A term used by Homer for invincible laughter in the face of death and mortality.
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2011, 10:33:48 AM »
From personal experience in a small restaurant in Mumbai, India (1975) sign that read "No spitting hither and thither indiscriminately".
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2011, 10:58:56 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2011, 06:50:35 PM »
just reading the paper had a picture of a petrol truck that said on the side "YOU MAKE IT  WE  TAKE IT"


what are they taking? :waiting; :stressed;
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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2011, 07:35:22 PM »
On a church sign it was on the news. Whoever prayed for snow please stop
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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2011, 11:50:42 AM »
Quote from: Ang on February 04, 2011, 06:50:35 PM
just reading the paper had a picture of a petrol truck that said on the side "YOU MAKE IT  WE  TAKE IT"


what are they taking? :waiting; :stressed;


Well if its anything to do with PETROL over here , its our money they are taking !!!
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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2011, 12:59:02 PM »


Quote from: Ang on February 04, 2011, 06:50:35 PM
just reading the paper had a picture of a petrol truck that said on the side "YOU MAKE IT  WE  TAKE IT"


what are they taking? :waiting; :stressed;

Are you sure it was a petrol truck and not one that empties septic tanks?   ;D
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"Asbestos Gelos"  (As-bes-tos yay-lohs) Greek. Literally, "fireproof laughter".  A term used by Homer for invincible laughter in the face of death and mortality.
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2011, 06:53:12 PM »
if it looks like a petrol truck, it must be a septic tank.

jelly beans for JBEANY :yahoo;
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