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It was a computer glitch in Y2K....
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.
Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2010, 10:46:55 AM » |
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Why does the lane/que you change too always stops to a halt the minute you move over into it? Why does the neighbours dogs crap on your sidewalk and not their own? What is "the beginning of the end"? When does it end then? Why is Dan so worried about his pipes?   Should I believe the weatherman after I have proven him wrong a thousand times? Does puppies really just go on eating until they burst? |
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
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Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2010, 06:03:22 AM » |
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Something I wodner about. There were all these smerfs and only one of them was female? Why?
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« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2010, 06:10:30 AM » |
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Why is it my husband will walk a 2 km for a beer but not 2 steps to make a coffee?
Why do the Australian networks show US tv shows that have already been cancelled before they began to air them? (what's the point of showing half a season of a cancelled show)
Also... how can a show that's only run for 3 or 4 episodes have a 'season finale'? (white collar)
And for the Aussies.. What ever happened to Tim "but wait there's more" Shaw?
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2003 January - acute renal failure
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2009 October - PD failing, First fistula put in.
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« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2010, 07:53:14 AM » |
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Something I wodner about. There were all these smerfs and only one of them was female? Why?
smerfet must have had a good life!
I bet she was awfully tired. If a politican fell in the woods would anyone hear it? |
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If I could type properly, I'd be dangerous!
You may be only one person in the universe but you may mean the the universe to someone else.
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« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2010, 08:18:45 AM » |
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Why do green olives come in glass bottles,
and black olives come in cans.....
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Curiosity killed the cat
Satisfaction brought it back
Operation for PD placement 7-14-09
Training for cycler 7-28-09
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« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2010, 04:09:36 PM » |
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Why does the lane/que you change too always stops to a halt the minute you move over into it?
it's called lanes law of lines. whichever line you're in will move slower than any other line. |
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2010, 04:52:30 PM » |
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Why do kids fight taking naps when they have to and grown ups want naps when they can't have them?
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« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2010, 02:04:22 PM » |
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Caregiver to husband, Lou, diagnosed 2/2008
4/2009 - Fistula
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Our family - husband, Lou; me, Marge; sons, Marc & Keith; daughter, Liz
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« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2010, 02:48:49 AM » |
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why do stuff break the day after the guarantee expires?
why do the dogs dig up flowers and not the weeds?
Why do cellphone companies want to sell you more than one phone? (what the heck am I suppose to do with the second one?)
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2010, 06:40:26 AM » |
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Why, when you have 3 kids who seem to know everything and you ask how something happened all of a sudden they simultaneously get amnesia and don't know how it happened?
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« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2010, 11:17:19 AM » |
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Why do green olives come in glass bottles,
and black olives come in cans.....
Cuz the black olives are afraid of the light. |
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« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2010, 07:44:35 PM » |
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Why do I like to smell my own farts but not those of other people?
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Diagnosed stage 3 CKD May 2003
AV fistula placed June 2009
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Heart Attacks June 2005; October 2010; July 2011
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« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2010, 10:45:08 PM » |
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IgA Nephropathy April 2009
CKD May 2009
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In-Center Dialysis Sept 2009
Nxstage Feb 2010
Extended Nxstage March 2011
Transplant Sept 2, 2011
Hello from the Oregon Coast.....
I am learning to live close to the lives of my friends without ever seeing them. No miles of any measurement can separate your soul from mine.
- John Muir
The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.
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« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2010, 03:38:11 PM » |
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Where do all the scissors go? I bought 6 pairs of cheap scissors on sale - how come I can rarely find even one?
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« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2010, 10:53:04 AM » |
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Why is it when I want one pill two come out the bottle, but when I want two one comes out in my hand?
Why is it when are watching a somewhat boring Tv show and think maybe there is somethig on another chanel, when you go there to check there is nothing but commercials for a long time?
Do squirrles sit up nights planing how to raid bird feeders?
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If I could type properly, I'd be dangerous!
You may be only one person in the universe but you may mean the the universe to someone else.
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« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2010, 11:05:23 AM » |
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The answer to a lot of these questions is what my dad used to call - "The Perversity of Inanimate Objects".
E.g. - only finding blue/black pens when you need a red (teachers will understand), and then only finding red pens when you need a blue/black;
finding only needles when you need a pin and vice versa!
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« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2010, 11:07:03 AM » |
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Murphy's Law.......
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IgA Nephropathy April 2009
CKD May 2009
AV Fistula June 2009
In-Center Dialysis Sept 2009
Nxstage Feb 2010
Extended Nxstage March 2011
Transplant Sept 2, 2011
Hello from the Oregon Coast.....
I am learning to live close to the lives of my friends without ever seeing them. No miles of any measurement can separate your soul from mine.
- John Muir
The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.
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« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2010, 11:08:58 AM » |
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In center hemo dialysis since Feb 14, 2007.
If I could type properly, I'd be dangerous!
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« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2010, 11:15:07 AM » |
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I know that feeling, Murphy. |
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.
Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2010, 02:32:37 PM » |
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The answer to a lot of these questions is what my dad used to call - "The Perversity of Inanimate Objects".
My mome used to refer to it as the total depravity of inanimate objects. Maybe we're related! |
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« Reply #46 on: January 14, 2010, 06:00:11 PM » |
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« Reply #47 on: January 14, 2010, 08:41:40 PM » |
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I solved my missing highlighter problem when I was the only woman working in an office full of men. I bought a whole batch of cutsie little highlighters that looked like animals - little round pigs, cows, puppies and kitties. The heads popped off to reveal the highlighter in the pudgy little bodies. No man there would be caught dead holding onto one of them, so they never left my desk. . . |
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