important questions and answers

[twirl]

how do you catch a unique rabbit
unique up on him

how do you catch a tame rabbit
tame way, unique up on him

how do crazy people go through the forest
they take the psycho path

how do you get holy water
you boil the hell out of it

what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall
dam

what do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long
polaroid's

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work
a stick

what do you call cheese that is not yours
nacho cheese

more later the dryer is calling me




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[peleroja]

Good stuff; keep em coming!

[twirl]

thanks

what do you call Santa's Helpers
subordinate clauses

what do you call four bullfighters
Quantro sinko

what do you get from a pampered cow
spoiled milk

what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches
a nervous wreck

where is a dog with no legs
right where you left him

Why do gorillas have big nostrils
because they have big fingers

why don't blind people like to sky dive
because it scares the dog

what kind of coffee was served on the Titantic
Sanka

what is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover
the location of the dirt bag                                               no offense to anyone at IHD

why do Pilgrims's pants always fall down
they were their belts on their hats

what is the difference between a bad golfer and a  bad skydiver
a bad golfer goes whack, Dang!
a bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack!

how is a Texas Tornado and an Alabama divorce the same
somebody's going to lose a trailer

[G-Ma]

I had a blind friend years ago that would have loved to sky dive   
He did want to drive a car so I let him drive mine...I sat down low in the seat and worked the steering wheel and he put his cane out the window and tapped the street....can you believe it but everyone pulled off when they saw him coming...I was giggling so hard I could hardly steer.