Can my dog Pee?

[twirl]

how much could you min. pup pee anyways
1/4 of a cup

[jbeany]

I used to work at an office on the other side of the Mackinaw Bridge across the Straits of Mackinac in northern Michigan.  If you're not familiar with it - it's huge at 5 miles long - think of a green and white version of the Golden Gate.  It's big enough and important enough to have its own security force.  I worked with a man whose approach to life in general was VERY laid back.  He strolled in late one morning, casually poured himself a cup of coffee, and plopped down at his desk.  He took a long slurp, looked up, and quizzically said, "Did you know there are cameras on the bridge?  And that if you stop to pee off of it, the Bridge patrol comes out and threatens to arrest you?"

[BRANDY]

You  made me chuckle  thanks  made my day hahaha

[kitkatz]

Would that be like peeing in the wind?

[kellyt]

The racoons, birds, mice, or any other wildlife in your complex had just better watch out! No peeing for them, either!

I think that would hold up in court.  He must prove that he has complained on every other wild animal that has peed on the lawn.  Then he must PROVE that it was Rerun's dog pee that actually killed the lawn and not all those other wild animals.

What a nutjob!!!!  I would go pour lemonade on his porch every freaking morning.  Pour it everywhere!!!

Besides, I thought only cat pee killed everything in site.

[Lucinda]

Takes a very small dick to give you shit over piss!  Pardon my crude vocabulary.  I should say it takes a small mind to give you grief about a little puppy pee pee.  Is that better?     

[glitter]

Takes a very small dick to give you shit over piss!  Pardon my crude vocabulary.  I should say it takes a small mind to give you grief about a little puppy pee pee.  Is that better?     

 

[Wattle]

Takes a very small dick to give you shit over piss!  Pardon my crude vocabulary.  I should say it takes a small mind to give you grief about a little puppy pee pee.  Is that better?     

Very Aussie Cindy! (the first, not the later) And so true. I couldn't have said it better! 

[twirl]

Rerun - if I get to pee again
I will come visit you and pee in his yard
  what do you think he will say when he sees a big butt peeing
this makes getting a transplant worth trying for
revenge for a friend