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« on: November 25, 2008, 09:11:03 AM »
1 . I prefer breasts to legs.


2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.


3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.


4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!


5. I've never seen a better spread!


6. I fancy a little dark meat for a change.


7. Are you ready for seconds yet?


8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?


9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!


10. Don't play with your meat!


11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.


12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?


13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!


14. You still have a little bit on your chin.


15. How long will it take after you put it in?


16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.


17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.


18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!


19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning.


20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 11:53:10 AM »
I feel dirty.    :-*
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1993 diagnosed with glomerulonephritis.
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Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 06:21:01 PM »
Cheeky!
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02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2008, 03:04:57 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2008, 03:09:53 PM »
 :shy; (not)   :rofl;  :rofl;  :rofl;
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 06:58:50 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 07:21:35 PM »
:sarcasm;  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2008, 12:49:51 AM »
21. I stuffed that bird last night and man am I tired.
22. Man, that bird was juicy.
23.Those are some juicy breasts you have there.
24. Nice thighs.
25. That bird sure has some huge breasts.
26. Dad, are you done stuffing that bird yet?
27. Don't push, everyone will get some.
28. Do you prefer dark meat or white meat?
29. Soon we can all pull on the bone.
30. That's a nice piece of meat you have there.
31. Did you stuff the bird yet?
32. What a plump bird you have there.
33. Stuff it all the way up there.
34. I'm getting the bird all juicy now.
35. That bird is kind of dry.
36. How much did that bird cost?
37. I want a piece of that bird.
38. That bird was hot.
39. I choked on a bone.
40. My brother stuffed that bird.
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2008, 03:53:53 AM »
 :yahoo;  Kitsune----- did those come of the top of your head
 :bow;
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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2008, 02:34:26 PM »
Quote from: twirl on November 29, 2008, 03:53:53 AM
:yahoo;  Kitsune----- did those come of the top of your head
 :bow;

Yes, they did.
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