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Title: NEVER send your Husband to the Grocery Store!
Post by: Charlie B53 on March 19, 2016, 05:25:15 PM


You have to watch this, she spells it out why you never send your Husband to the grocery store.

Pay attention, she is right!

https://www.facebook.com/ImpressiveThings/videos/1472857919595165/
Title: Re: NEVER send your Husband to the Grocery Store!
Post by: willowtreewren on March 20, 2016, 05:38:03 AM
I saw this on Facebook and it is so very funny.

It especially tickled my funny bone, because Carl has been doing all the grocery shopping for me since my knee surgery, February 18! Of course he goes with a list, but what he brings home sometimes is enough to make me laugh!

Thanks for sharing. We all need laughter in our lives.

 :rofl;

Aleta
Title: Re: NEVER send your Husband to the Grocery Store!
Post by: Michael Murphy on March 20, 2016, 11:08:06 AM
I always thought that sending your husband to the grocery store was as bright as sending your wife to the hardware store.
Title: Re: NEVER send your Husband to the Grocery Store!
Post by: Charlie B53 on March 20, 2016, 04:59:28 PM

Wife simply HATES me going into the Grocery Store.  By myself, or with her.  I'm always checking out the Dead Animal Flesh.   BIG packages.  She doesn't care so much for left overs. Especially AFTER the second, or third day, in a row.

I try hard to convince her of the SAVINGS when buying in quantity, the huge discount per pound on price.   She isn't impressed.


So it is much better if I go alone, as I can get it into the refrigerator without her seeing it!


I like my BIG gas grill on the front porch.  As long as it isn't raining, much.  I think she rather I sleep out there.  The dog house in the back yard is too small for me.   Should I build a bigger one?  Next to the grill?  I have one of those little bitty refrigerators out in the Barn.  I could move it. Instead of a dog house maybe just wall-in the front porch, then I could move my computer, Cycler, bed...........

Title: Re: NEVER send your Husband to the Grocery Store!
Post by: PrimeTimer on March 20, 2016, 06:17:58 PM
I use to worry if my husband ever went to the grocery store. But ever since he started dialysis, I feel VERY VERY lucky that he does.  :)
Title: Re: NEVER send your Husband to the Grocery Store!
Post by: Charlie B53 on March 21, 2016, 08:22:47 AM

I seriously NEED to get out of the house more.  I am getting soo soft and weak,  It just way different from how I've always been.  We did finally have a couple of very nice days.  Actually set a new record high of 82 for that date.  Then it has cooled again.  Snowed yesterday morning.  Melted off same day.  Frosty windows this morning. and will be almost the whole week.

I never used to get cold.  Now I get chilled at the least little exposure, and may take almost two days wrapped in blankets to get warm again.

I really think I must be missing some essential things in my diet.   Sunlight being one of them!  I can relate to a big ole bear.   Eat lots, get fat, curl up and sleep until the weather warms.   To bad life doesn't work like that.