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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: Mimi on September 15, 2008, 01:32:50 PM

Title: For Girls Only
Post by: Mimi on September 15, 2008, 01:32:50 PM

  ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!
 
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman.....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you..
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

Mimi
 
 
 
 
 
 

Title: Re: For Girls Only
Post by: monrein on September 15, 2008, 02:44:01 PM

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; 

Title: Re: For Girls Only
Post by: thegrammalady on September 15, 2008, 02:45:36 PM

Quote from: monrein on September 15, 2008, 02:44:01 PM

:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; 

ditto

Title: Re: For Girls Only
Post by: kidney4traci on September 15, 2008, 03:43:21 PM

I am with you!

Title: Re: For Girls Only
Post by: willieandwinnie on September 15, 2008, 03:51:09 PM

 :rofl; Count me in.

Title: Re: For Girls Only
Post by: petey on September 15, 2008, 04:05:52 PM

Oh, heavens!   Me, too!