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Title: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: okarol on August 18, 2008, 10:07:40 PM
Texas school district to let teachers carry guns

Fri Aug 15, 3:32 PM ET

HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, the district's superintendent said on Friday, in what experts said appeared to be a first in the United States.

The board of the small rural Harrold Independent School District unanimously approved the plan and parents have not objected, said the district's superintendent, David Thweatt.

School experts backed Thweatt's claim that Harrold, a system of about 110 students 150 miles northwest of Fort Worth, may be the first to let teachers bring guns to the classroom.

Thweatt said it is a matter of safety.

"We have a lock-down situation, we have cameras, but the question we had to answer is, 'What if somebody gets in? What are we going to do?" he said. "It's just common sense."

Teachers who wish to bring guns will have to be certified to carry a concealed handgun in Texas and get crisis training and permission from school officials, he said.

Recent school shootings in the United States have prompted some calls for school officials to allow students and teachers to carry legally concealed weapons into classrooms.

The U.S. Congress once barred guns at schools nationwide, but the U.S. Supreme Court struck the law down, although state and local communities could adopt their own laws. Texas bars guns at schools without the school's permission.
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: Chris on August 18, 2008, 10:56:24 PM
Well some of these nit wit kids do need a shot in the  :sir ken;
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: okarol on August 18, 2008, 10:58:21 PM

It would be cool if they wore them in holsters on their hip. No more late homework or back talk!
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: Chris on August 18, 2008, 11:01:11 PM

It would be cool if they wore them in holsters on their hip. No more late homework or back talk!

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Forgot Texas gun law. haven't talked to uncle in years. When living in Arizona at the time, you had to have it in a holster of some sort.
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: twirl on August 19, 2008, 04:35:10 AM
now we don't have to hide our guns
now we can keep our rifles in our rifle racks in our pickups
the sheriff is 30 minutes away from the school and guns would be right there loaded, cocked and ready to fire
wonder how many students we can shoot before we get administrators leave
I have seen teachers get upset and run out of the rooms crying but this is going to be way different
this world is  :urcrazy;
no after school detention--- just shot them and let them have a hospital stay
call the parents and say one more time and I will have to shoot little Johnny
when I can go back to teaching, I want to go to Harrold ISD
or wait first I'll have to get a master's in gun toting
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: kitkatz on August 19, 2008, 06:25:58 AM
Blam! Blam! Blam!   Look Johnny No more back talk!
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: okarol on August 19, 2008, 09:47:26 AM


Forget blowing a whistle or yelling at the kids, just fire a warning shot!
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: twirl on August 19, 2008, 09:48:45 AM
I'd be happy with a tazor :rofl;

three warning shots and your down
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: Chris on August 19, 2008, 08:16:26 PM
Hmmm, How about built in tazers to their seats? Shock their  :sir ken; real good from the comfort of your desk each time little Johnny gets out of line. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: okarol on August 19, 2008, 10:04:55 PM


Pepper spray for everyone!  :rofl;
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: Chris on August 19, 2008, 10:14:52 PM
Some reason I am picturing The Simpsons about this topic  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: twirl on August 20, 2008, 09:50:22 AM
new teacher slogan
Make my day!
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: okarol on August 20, 2008, 10:34:02 AM
 :clap;

"Do ya feel lucky, punk??"
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: twirl on August 20, 2008, 12:44:57 PM
O'Karol   ---- you have the best slogan :clap;
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: Chris on August 21, 2008, 12:19:57 AM
Next, Math
"Now did I fire 6 or 5 bullets?"
"Do You feel lucky PUNK?" "DO YAH?"

If I have 6 bullets and I fired x amount with 1 remaining bullet, How many bullets did I fire in his :sir ken;?       :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: twirl on August 21, 2008, 06:15:18 AM
Chris :clap; :rofl; :clap;
we can help Kitkatz with her math tests
word problem
teacher has 20 bullets and 5 students in her class
how many times does she get to shot each student to keep things fair
graph
do a line graph or bar graph on how many bullets each teacher has used
teacher 1    20 bullets
teacher 2    12 bullets
teacher 3    22 bullets
essay question
Mrs. Teacher is upset. What happened to cause this problem and how many bullets did it take teacher to solve the problem? Include details.
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: kitkatz on August 21, 2008, 06:20:28 AM
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: twirl on August 21, 2008, 06:27:50 AM
Kitkatz     are you on conference period now

oh the interesting bullet boards you could do using guns and bullets
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: Chris on August 21, 2008, 05:00:35 PM
,,
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: mcjane on August 21, 2008, 07:57:20 PM
Hi teach, "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: flip on August 21, 2008, 08:02:52 PM
Another tragedy in Knoxville this morning. What in the hell is wrong with kids these days?
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: kitkatz on August 21, 2008, 08:50:10 PM
I have toxins in my blood, and now you are giving me a gun?
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: twirl on August 22, 2008, 09:43:09 AM
bullying is a almost as big a problem as gangs
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: twirl on August 22, 2008, 01:36:49 PM
we have been joking about teachers with guns
my ex-students were all hunters and had guns
I think some of them would bring a gun to school to have a shoot out with an administrator
"bring it on" ----- their attitude-- not mine
we had police officers in our school carrying guns and we still had a lot of violence
one kid blew up a commode and it was about 500.00 damage
but he had never been in trouble before so they went easy on him
and we did not want our school to be rated as a dangerous school so lots of violence is left unreported
I think all violence should be reported; parents have the right to know

Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: kitkatz on August 22, 2008, 06:40:11 PM
I live in Texas
I have PMS
I am a teacher
I have a gun!


The new Tshirt for teachers in Texas.
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: twirl on August 23, 2008, 06:28:53 AM
and I know how to use it  :rofl;

no PMS needed - we have permission to use guns --
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: Chris on August 23, 2008, 01:48:15 PM
I live in Texas
I have PMS
I am a teacher
I have a gun!


The new Tshirt for teachers in Texas.

Have to come up with one for male instructors  :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: twirl on August 23, 2008, 11:09:11 PM
for the men teachers

I live in Texas
I have erectile disfunction
I am a teacher
I have a gun
Title: Re: Texas school district to let teachers carry guns
Post by: Chris on August 24, 2008, 01:24:38 AM
for the men teachers

I live in Texas
I have erectile disfunction
I am a teacher
I have a gun

\or my wife has my ....... :rofl; :rofl;