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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: twirl on August 07, 2008, 03:00:33 PM

Title: how to clean your toilet
Post by: twirl on August 07, 2008, 03:00:33 PM
click on and please wait for the two pictures
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: twirl on August 07, 2008, 03:02:30 PM
has a photo of the cat and the dog-------- it might take a minute ------ worth it :flower;
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: Ang on August 07, 2008, 06:17:58 PM
unable  to  open
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: twirl on August 07, 2008, 06:23:45 PM
darn it Ang, it is funny
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: flip on August 07, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
we don't clean 'em....just move 'em further down the path
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: breezysummerday on August 07, 2008, 06:28:35 PM
save picture to your desktop.  right click open with______
i used notepad.  worked for me.
twirl is using microsoft word #3 which doesn't work for me
i dunno.  maybe chris has some info
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: flip on August 07, 2008, 06:48:11 PM
just right click the picture and...save picture as...then put it in a file like My Documents or My Pictures and give it a name. Then when you get ready to attach it, just browse until you find it.
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: Katonsdad on August 07, 2008, 06:53:54 PM
My wife is off to California for a month .....

Here kitty . kitty . kitty !

Works well with the neighbors cat also  :bandance;
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: Chris on August 07, 2008, 07:39:07 PM
I have to install notepad to see if that works. It's a program I don't use so I never installed it. Time to do so.
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: Chris on August 07, 2008, 07:45:09 PM
Nope. did not open in notepad. I got all codes, which means I need to download another program to view those codes possibly. It was in my web design class.
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: mcjane on August 07, 2008, 11:19:18 PM
Damn, won't open for me either.
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: RichardMEL on August 07, 2008, 11:32:55 PM
Opened just fine for me in Word... but no pictures...

still pretty cute heheheh.... but I would never do something like that to Celeste.
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: circleNthedrain on August 08, 2008, 12:02:37 AM
Thanks twirl, I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!!
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: PD Wife on August 08, 2008, 06:19:42 AM
it opened for me but I can't tell you why...Twirl, you're a hoot! :rofl;
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: Chris on August 08, 2008, 07:34:02 AM
I opened it in Word 2003 and not in Office 2007. I have both and they do not work simultaneously, they have to load each time you switch from 2003 to 2007 or vice versa. This takes a little time as if it was reloading the software.
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: jbeany on August 08, 2008, 11:02:29 AM
1. Put both lids of the toilet upand add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
 You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
 Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.


6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
 Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.


7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.



8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
 and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

 

Sincerely,

The Dog

Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: twirl on August 08, 2008, 12:29:23 PM
the cat is the one who "cleans" the toilet
the dog is the one behind the idea

Jbeany --- can you make the pictures come out
and thanks so much
twirl
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: twirl on August 08, 2008, 12:48:09 PM
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Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: jbeany on August 08, 2008, 12:50:24 PM
I didn't have any luck with the picture of the soggy kitty.
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: twirl on August 08, 2008, 12:57:35 PM
it told me I can not post it ------- but it is a jpg ???
 :puke; I am making me sick :puke;
insert pic does not work either
I am going to drink a coke
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: Chris on August 08, 2008, 03:32:13 PM
I'll post the pictures, got to save them first.
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: twirl on August 08, 2008, 03:42:57 PM
 :flower;
thank you
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: Chris on August 08, 2008, 03:45:04 PM
1. Put both lids of the toilet upand add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.


6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.


7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.



8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,

The Dog
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: Chris on August 08, 2008, 03:46:54 PM
Found out I need to reinstall Paint for some reason. Don't remember uninstalling that. Luckily used another software to get that done.
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: twirl on August 08, 2008, 03:47:33 PM
Chris you are a genuis
how did you do that
and thanks
thanks
thanks
I have to PM Ang
he will love this and PM Kitkatz also :flower;
paint?
pure genuis
chris for president
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: Chris on August 08, 2008, 03:52:28 PM
I have software that can capture anything or any part of the screen, document, movie, ect and turn it into a picture file (.jpg) and manipulate it.

Paint is a program that comes preinstalled on Windows and I beleive Mac. You can draw, edit pictures or images in there. Essentially I could have copied and pasted into there and then save as a  picture file.
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: twirl on August 08, 2008, 03:54:20 PM
you are a genuis and I can not stop looking at this
so cute :2thumbsup;
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: kitkatz on August 08, 2008, 04:26:38 PM
It opened for me and I saw it last night. Easier to read now.  Good one, Twirl!
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: Chris on August 08, 2008, 11:35:52 PM
And they say women do not like toilet type humor  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Apparently they're wrong  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: del on August 09, 2008, 05:18:06 AM
Opened for me in word.  Got the pictures too. funny!!!
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: pelagia on August 09, 2008, 08:16:29 PM
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: mikey07840 on August 11, 2008, 03:35:38 AM
Her royal highness Queen Ruth is not amused.
Title: Re: how to clean your toilet
Post by: twirl on August 11, 2008, 09:56:14 AM
Her royal highness Queen Ruth is not amused.

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;