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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: twirl on July 21, 2008, 02:39:59 PM
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have you seen the new flower icon
I think it came from Del's garden
this Aggie joke happened to my son
Bubba has a old truck - one of his roommates is Troy-Jack, born with a sliver spoon in his mouth-
Friday TJ's truck would not start and they had to be on the football field is 20 minutes
They took Bubba's truck and Bubba comes home before TJ
Bubba knows the free bus routes
TJ has no idea-- Bubba told him drive my truck home and I will take the bus
Bubba was home and TJ walks in
Bubba wants to know who threw water all over TJ
TJ said no one---- I could not find the button to push down the windows.
Bubba said my truck has handles you have to roll them down.
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Twirl, that is hilarious! I have always said that people are not doing their children any favors when they spoil them and shelter them from the "real" world. Your story is a perfect example of that.
I love the new flow smiley, too! :flower;
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:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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:rofl; :rofl; I wish my flowers smiled at me like that lol!!!
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:flower; :flower; :flower; :flower;
I just wanted to use it!
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kitkatz
read my really did happen Aggie joke :flower;
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:flower; :flower;
Sounds like my youngest daughter who walked into the room with a large record and asked me if we could play this big CD. I cracked up!
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your daughter is a Texas Aggie :clap;
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upon odering a pizza - an Aggie was asked if he wanted it cut into 6 or 8 pieces
he answered ----- 6 b/c he could never eat 8 pieces
An Aggie went hunting - he came upon a naked girl in the woods--- he asked her if she was game-- she said "Yes" and he shot her
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Oh Lordy.
My oldest daughter was four and asked me if I would feel her forehead and see if it was hot. I did. My youngest daughter then walked over to me. She was three years old and the time and.... wait for it......
asked me to feel her three head!
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:rofl; :rofl; I wish my flowers smiled at me like that lol!!!
They do..pay attention. :)
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love the joke, love the flower :flower; more please
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can you tell I am an Aggie's mom
I posted what am I listening to under weather and under what am I listening to
:oops;
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:flower; :flower;
Sounds like my youngest daughter who walked into the room with a large record and asked me if we could play this big CD. I cracked up!
When my son was about 8 or 9, he pulled me across the local department store to see the really old computer. It was an antique typewriter!
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Sounds like my youngest daughter who walked into the room with a large record and asked me if we could play this big CD. I cracked up!
When my son was about 8 or 9, he pulled me across the local department store to see the really old computer. It was an antique typewriter!
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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How do you keep an Aggie busy?
you write "Please turn over" on both sides of the paper :urcrazy;
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How do you keep an Aggie busy?
you write "Please turn over" on both sides of the paper :urcrazy;
isn't that a blond???
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I just had a sad thought
a blonde Aggie
OMG
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A blonde school teacher....double oh my God!
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Ahem ahem. Blonde person checking in here. Are y'all makin fun a me????? Finally I understand what all those students of mine were thinking. Oh well, one of them is still one of my back-up potential donors ...do you think it's some grey matter he thinks he'll give me instead of a kidney? Should I clarify this with him or do you think I'm just being a dumb blonde??
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Ummmm....I was making fun of myself. Blonde teacher here. I knew I should have loaded a pic of me.
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Nice pic KK. Great seeing you.
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KITKATZ you need therapy
Queen Ruth does count
blonde teachers are smart
you need my recipe for Mississippi Mud Cake
help is coming
help is coming
stay out of the ocean
shark week is almost here
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SHARK WEEK! Oh my!
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My Son, the Aggie
Bubba is turning into an Aggie. He came home yesterday to take care of a ticket. He brought his clothes home to wash. Okay that is normal.
I opened the dishwasher and there were his four plates, silverware, glasses and bowls.... Why, I asked... because it would cost him less electricity to run our dishwasher instead of his ---save him some electric bill money--- his turn to pay next--
???
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this Aggie thing gets confusing
his roommate, Troy Jack, changes accents every time he talks to girls
he starts talking like he is from England
apparently he gets nervous and does not realize it
my son has to stop himself from laughing
this boy went (Troy) went to a private school that cost more per year than A&M
my son- product of two teachers and public education
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105 2 a days start Sunday and today Bubba dropped a 45 pound weight on his big toe :-\
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OUCHIE!
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every morning D or not I call Bubba to make sure he is up and not late to football practice
I call him at 5:30 am
he is "on his own" but he stiil needs us---- ( for money)
he calls his dad several time a day and they talk football
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For you Twirl!
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;D that is so cool
I can not wait to show my son :clap;
today is the first day for classes
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
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I guess those store owners either want to make sure they can re-use the wood for the next hurricane. :rofl;
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he just spent 800.00 on books and he is only taking 12 hours
they want football players to take no more than 12 hours during the season
he is suiting out for the game on Saturday at 6pm
and I gave birth to him
I really did
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They need to put his pic and bio on the web page. It just gives the basic program stuff like name, number, etc.
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Aggie joke:
An Aggie went in to see his advisor, who said, "I want you to take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asked the Aggie. "Well," said the professor, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a Weed-eater?" "Why, yes, I do," replied the Aggie. "OK," continued the professor, "logic tells me that you have a yard!" "Amazing," gushed the young rube. "And," continued the professor, "since you have a yard, logic tells me that you have a house." "I do! I do!" exclaimed the boy. "And," continued the professor, "if you have a house, you probably have a wife. And, since you have a wife, I conclude that you are a heterosexual." "Gaaaa-lee!" said the Aggie. "That logic is sump'n else!"
He goes outside, and his friend, Buck, asks him what classes he's going to take. "I'm gonna take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asks Buck. "OK," says the Aggie, "I'll give you an example: Do you own a weed-eater?" "Uh, no," relies Buck.
The Aggie pauses a bit and says, "You're QUEER, ain'tcha".
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too :yahoo;
and I love sharing these with Bubba :clap;