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Title: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: twirl on May 31, 2008, 08:14:27 AM
besides the chemical experiment of turning vodka into urine, vodka has other uses
1.remove a bandage painlessly, saturate with vodka ( the bandage)
2. to clean caulking around bathtubs and showers, the alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew
3. clean eye glasses
4. prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting razor soak, it disinfects blade and prevents rusting
5. spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and blot dry
6. apply to face to clean skin and tighten pores
7. add a jigger to shampoo bottle, cleans the scalp , removes toxins and stimulates the growth of healthy hair
8. fill a 16 ounce spray bottle and spray bees and wasps to kill them
9. one half cup vodka and one half water and make a slushy, reuseable ice pack for aches and pains and black eyes
10. vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting
11. cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka
12. pour vodka over the area affected by poison ivy and remove the urushinol oil from your skin
13. swish vodka over an aching tooth, allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain
14. to relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka over your chest and back as a liniment
   all the more reasons to buy plenty of vodka





EDITED:Moved to proper section - Sluff/Admin




Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: KICKSTART on May 31, 2008, 12:51:12 PM
Mix half a bottle of vodka with cordial of your choice , wonderful for a good nights sleep !  :rofl;
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: mcjane on May 31, 2008, 06:49:32 PM
 That'll do it.   :2thumbsup;
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: Chris on May 31, 2008, 07:26:15 PM
Now is that after taking a shot of vodka then doing those task? :rofl;
No wonder why the bees and wasp die, their intoxicated with vodka, might as well enjoy the vodka too while laughing your butt off watching these pest drop to the ground. :rofl;
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: twirl on July 15, 2008, 01:01:27 PM
you can use vodka in recipes

Flip      this recipe calls for 1/2 cup of vodka    it is a lasagna recipe    you mix it with the sauce for 5 minutes then you add a 1/2 c of heary cream

if I do not use the vodka will it make a difference in the taste
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: thegrammalady on July 15, 2008, 01:12:06 PM
just had me some olives, at least 3
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: tamara on July 15, 2008, 02:07:08 PM
I did number 13 for a while while (about two weeks)  I was too chicken to go to the dentist lol
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: G-Ma on July 15, 2008, 02:27:50 PM
Hmm so that's what I was doing wrong in my recipies...been using it ""instead"" of cream.  Well, I think the foods taste good and dietician did tell me to avoid dairy products.   :Kit n Stik;
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: flip on July 15, 2008, 02:43:40 PM
Sounds good....I haven't has lasagna since I started dialysis.
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: Sluff on July 15, 2008, 07:42:56 PM
Mix Vodka with more Vodka and you have lots of Vodka.
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: jbeany on July 15, 2008, 07:51:33 PM
Mix vodka with vanilla beans and you get really good vanilla - not the junky stuff in the stores. . .
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: flip on July 15, 2008, 08:03:11 PM
Actually my kahula recipe uses vanilla beans, coffee, sugar, water and vodka. Kinda spices up the good ole Nepro. Almost makes me want to go to dialysis.
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: Chris on July 15, 2008, 08:15:47 PM
Actually my kahula recipe uses vanilla beans, coffee, sugar, water and vodka. Kinda spices up the good ole Nepro. Almost makes me want to go to dialysis.

Now that would be a worth while Nepro worth trying.
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: kitkatz on July 15, 2008, 09:13:26 PM
Is Heary cream, cream Cat Ruth threw up in?
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: G-Ma on July 15, 2008, 09:18:19 PM
 :puke; and on that note I'm going to bed...can't stand that hair ball stuff or whatever it is.
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: twirl on July 16, 2008, 02:35:14 AM
Actually my kahula recipe uses vanilla beans, coffee, sugar, water and vodka. Kinda spices up the good ole Nepro. Almost makes me want to go to dialysis.

so, it is that good-------- please send me a quart---------------I do not want to go to D

will the lazana recipes taste different if I do not use vodka
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: flip on July 16, 2008, 04:27:48 AM
To be perfectly honest, I have never cooked with vodka. I use bourbon and wine. I put beer in chili.
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: okarol on July 29, 2008, 10:21:13 PM
Try this with the vodka: Place the bottle in the freezer for a few hours or more. The silky liquid becomes lightly syrupy. Chase the vodka with a fine chocolate truffle. Let it slowly melt in your mouth as it joins the vodka - supposed to be lovely stuff.
Title: Re: The wonders of Vodka
Post by: Chris on July 29, 2008, 10:24:02 PM
Try this with the vodka: Place the bottle in the freezer for a few hours or more. The silky liquid becomes lightly syrupy. Chase the vodka with a fine chocolate truffle. Let it slowly melt in your mouth as it joins the vodka - supposed to be lovely stuff.
MMM, reminds me of the chocolates with liquors in them. I miss those Candy's, hard to find in this area.