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Title: The Average American
Post by: flip on May 28, 2008, 12:45:52 PM

The Average American
      
      
      A recent study conducted by Harvard University found
that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
      
      Another study by the American Medical Association found
that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
      
      This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to
the gallon. 
      
      Kind Of Makes Me Proud To Be An American...






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Title: Re: The Average American
Post by: Zach on May 28, 2008, 12:48:00 PM

 :beer1;

Title: Re: The Average American
Post by: paris on May 28, 2008, 03:07:48 PM

Wish my car did :rofl;

Title: Re: The Average American
Post by: twirl on May 28, 2008, 03:12:53 PM

 :wine;   I'll drink to that

Title: Re: The Average American
Post by: bolta72 on May 28, 2008, 03:15:27 PM

 :clap; :clap; i like your style  flip

Title: Re: The Average American
Post by: Romona on May 28, 2008, 03:49:20 PM

 :rofl;

Title: Re: The Average American
Post by: Sluff on May 28, 2008, 04:51:46 PM

And that includes the evaporation factor. :rofl;

Title: Re: The Average American
Post by: aharris2 on May 30, 2008, 04:58:20 PM

I'm fueling up right now!
 :beer1;

Alene

Title: Re: The Average American
Post by: Chris on May 31, 2008, 11:32:07 PM

Not to mention less air pollution than a car  :rofl; :rofl; :beer1;

Title: Re: The Average American
Post by: thegrammalady on May 31, 2008, 11:34:55 PM

 :rofl;  :rofl;  :rofl;  :rofl;  i walk but don't drink, so does that make me 1/2 average or what?

Title: Re: The Average American
Post by: Chris on May 31, 2008, 11:37:51 PM

Hmmmm,
If you drink alcohol, your like driving with E-85 gas and get a little less mileage
         drink non alcohol, get better ummm gas mileage?  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;