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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: KICKSTART on May 21, 2008, 11:17:35 AM

Title: Inner peace !
Post by: KICKSTART on May 21, 2008, 11:17:35 AM

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr piss.   :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Title: Re: Inner peace !
Post by: rose1999 on May 21, 2008, 11:19:28 AM

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Title: Re: Inner peace !
Post by: Sluff on May 21, 2008, 11:20:08 AM

fricken hilarious  :rofl;  :rofl;

Title: Re: Inner peace !
Post by: monrein on May 21, 2008, 11:21:45 AM

KS You have no idea how much I needed a good laugh today.  Thanks for that. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Title: Re: Inner peace !
Post by: UNIBALLER on May 21, 2008, 11:22:57 AM

SERENITY NOW!!!!!

Title: Re: Inner peace !
Post by: okarol on May 21, 2008, 01:59:13 PM

 :rofl;  ;D

Title: Re: Inner peace !
Post by: kellyt on May 21, 2008, 02:02:43 PM

I'll bet you'll be at "peace" until tomorrow morning!!!     :clap;   :rofl;  :beer1;

Title: Re: Inner peace !
Post by: Sunny on May 21, 2008, 02:17:15 PM

Good one Kickstart,
I'm finishing a bag of salty chips and finishing the 6 pack based on this sage advice. I'll worry about the headache I'll get later!

Title: Re: Inner peace !
Post by: Romona on May 22, 2008, 06:10:25 PM

 :rofl; :rofl;

Title: Re: Inner peace !
Post by: Bajanne on May 23, 2008, 06:29:38 AM

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
And to think how long I was missing this path to inner peace!!!!!