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Title: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on May 10, 2008, 09:44:17 AM
The Randomness of random decided to be random today.

So post any random thoughts here.
 


Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on May 10, 2008, 10:16:30 AM

... random is as random does ...
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on May 10, 2008, 10:17:42 AM
My black cat has turned into a puddle of tar in the sunny spot on the living room floor.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Romona on May 10, 2008, 11:05:42 AM
What could be better than a sunny day!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on May 10, 2008, 11:23:38 AM
A rainy day to end the drought would be nice.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Adam_W on May 10, 2008, 05:05:31 PM
I have to fart.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Adam_W on May 10, 2008, 05:06:01 PM
Ahhhh! I feel better.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Sluff on May 10, 2008, 05:07:14 PM
I used 13 sheets of toilet paper the last time I pooped.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: monrein on May 10, 2008, 05:09:57 PM
Can't help but notice how the guys (gotta love the guys) can't help focusing on the butt. :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Adam_W on May 10, 2008, 06:07:02 PM
I like my butt. (OK, I'm getting a little too weird here, better change to some other random thought, like......my dog....is....furry) Oh well, time to go dialyze. Maybe I can dialyze my brain and get rid of some of my weirdness.

Adam
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on May 10, 2008, 06:08:53 PM
Weirdness is good.  I just got back from the thrift store.  I found some shirts for my daughter.   The IHD.com box of goodies for Vegas in October is growing.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: monrein on May 10, 2008, 06:39:34 PM
Don't get rid of the weirdness on my account.  Weird is fine.  Crazy is good.  Zany is nice. 
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Sluff on May 10, 2008, 09:11:55 PM
Thats OK Adam at least there is two of us being weird. 

Main Entry: weird
Function: adjective
Date: 15th century
1 : of, relating to, or caused by witchcraft or the supernatural : magical
2 : of strange or extraordinary character : odd, fantastic
— weird·ly adverb
— weird·ness noun
synonyms weird, eerie, uncanny mean mysteriously strange or fantastic. weird may imply an unearthly or supernatural strangeness or it may stress queerness or oddness <weird creatures from another world>. eerie suggests an uneasy or fearful consciousness that mysterious and malign powers are at work <an eerie calm preceded the bombing raid>. uncanny implies disquieting strangeness or mysteriousness <an uncanny resemblance between total strangers>.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Gramapat on May 10, 2008, 11:37:39 PM
I don't count the sheets of TP I use - ever.  Does that make me weird or normal or just random?   :shy;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: rose1999 on May 11, 2008, 12:01:29 AM
I don't count the sheets of TP I use - ever.  Does that make me weird or normal or just random? 
I never have counted them but I feel an obsession coming on!!!  Sluffbunny 13 seems a lot ... no no no no  no  please don't explain  :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Joe Paul on May 11, 2008, 03:23:31 AM
Any number sheets of toilet paper is fine... SO LONG AS THE FINGERS DON'T GO THROUGH!!!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Sluff on May 11, 2008, 08:00:00 AM
Any number sheets of toilet paper is fine... SO LONG AS THE FINGERS DON'T GO THROUGH!!!

Oh yea that's a phobia of mine but I will try to ween of the 13 sheets in fact I will cut it back slow and try 12 sheets today. I have a tendency to use too much soap also. And I use paper towels to open the restroom door in public places to avoid contracting those little sick germs.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Romona on May 11, 2008, 08:49:01 AM
I am glad some people here display exceptional hygiene! At least I know I won't catch anything if I post after they do! :clap;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: rose1999 on May 11, 2008, 08:57:50 AM

 I will try to ween of the 13 sheets in fact I will cut it back slow and try 12 sheets today.

Ever the environmentalist, just think of the number of trees you will save in a year  :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on May 11, 2008, 11:11:17 AM
I want to know if the banana guy  :bandance;  dances  :bandance; constantly or does he stop when I turn off the post?  :bandance; :bandance;  He must be tired by now.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on May 30, 2008, 12:47:34 PM
why do I only have bad hair days when I have to go somewhere?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on May 30, 2008, 01:42:51 PM
I know things are bigger in Texas
but 13 sheets of paper does not seem like a lot to me
13 little square sheets or 13 rolls
so you don't read during that private time
you count toilet paper sheets
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kimcanada on May 30, 2008, 02:04:27 PM
since I started PD and can't shower, everyone looks cleaner (shower next week!!)
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: UNIBALLER on May 31, 2008, 05:24:04 PM
Everytime those Esurance commercials come on tv I get very angry and want to bad things, like punch a kitten >:D
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: mcjane on May 31, 2008, 06:34:16 PM
I've often wondered why you park in a driveway & drive on a parkway.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Romona on May 31, 2008, 08:37:03 PM
Why does a pack of buns have more buns than you need for a pack of hot dogs?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on May 31, 2008, 10:33:26 PM
The hot dog bun conundrum was solved for me by someone I know.  The extra dogs are grill dogs, you know the ones that slip through the grill, or off the grill into the cook's mouth!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: thegrammalady on May 31, 2008, 11:56:49 PM
why is it that the dogs never fit into the bun?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: UNIBALLER on June 01, 2008, 02:43:37 PM
I hate drivers that don't do the speed limit
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: David13 on June 01, 2008, 02:46:42 PM
I hate drivers that don't do the speed limit

I agree. . .Depending on how slow they are going, they can be just as dangerous as those who exceed the speed limit.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Romona on June 01, 2008, 05:33:14 PM
Some cars don't seem to be equipped with turn signals. I don't see many people with them
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: UNIBALLER on June 01, 2008, 05:41:56 PM
Romona; you just mentioned my biggest pet peeve when driving. Nothing outrages me more than when someone is too lazy to move their finger 1 inch to turn their blinker on and give a heads up to everybody else behind them as to what they are going to do.  I think there would be a lot less accident on the roads if everybody used their blinkers and communicated with everybody else as to what their intentions on the road are :rant; :rant; :rant; :rant; :rant; :rant; :rant; :rant;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on June 01, 2008, 06:55:23 PM
I saw a guy with no blinker on go across three lanes of road to get onto the freeway. *sigh*
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: monrein on June 01, 2008, 07:10:22 PM
I've always wondered why I relate to plants the way I do.  I just LOVE them.  I love learning their names and growing and watering them, digging in the earth and sometimes I just go to garden centers to see what's new and learn about new varieties.  I always leave feeling excited and peaceful at the same time.  I think plants have personalities too because I love them in general but I don't like all of them equally.  In fact I actually dislike some that other people rave about.  I like the latin names as well as the common names and I don't like torturing them to grow in ways that are against their natures.  I don't like high maintenance ones that need pesticides to get them to behave properly but I do like thinking about how to combine them so that they compliment each other.  My husband thinks I'm loony about them.  I don't spend money on clothes at all, in fact I usually buy my clothes second hand but I spend way too much on plants and feel a bit helpless about it.

If I had unlimited money I'd have extensive collections of plants, books and paintings.  Bliss.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on June 01, 2008, 07:24:47 PM
Geez, I'm lucky if I can keep a houseplant or two alive.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: CW on June 01, 2008, 07:32:47 PM
I am tired of being tired  :( . I drag myself to work everyday and I am getting more and more tired every week. I do not know if I can keep this up much longer.  :rant;

Funny thing is that I am still much better at my job than the "healthy" people even with many absences, half days and fatigue.  ::)  :P
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Romona on June 01, 2008, 07:59:25 PM
It cracks me up when people miss so much work because of this or that. These same opeople couldn't cut it if they had to walk in the shoes of most of the people here.



I love all of you!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: UNIBALLER on June 03, 2008, 06:04:06 PM
I hate my toilet!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kimcanada on June 03, 2008, 08:13:10 PM
Go Obama Go!!!!! Rah Rah Rah   Oh ya I am Canadian and can't vote  :'(
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on June 03, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
The bugs are so thick this year that when you drive thru the wetlands near my house, it sounds like rain on the windshield.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on June 04, 2008, 11:18:37 AM


Eeek! raining bugs!

Randomly found on the internet: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.   :urcrazy;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: rose1999 on June 04, 2008, 11:22:15 AM
Here's another strange British law - we have lots  :rofl; -  It is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle in London since a law passed just after WW2.    Presumably it's OK to do it on a moving one then  ???
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: KR Cincy on June 04, 2008, 11:24:08 AM
This seems like a good place for this...
A big hooray to our Aussie friends...this is dynamite pub entertainment:

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23803368-5006301,00.html
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: CW on June 04, 2008, 09:08:24 PM
A poem  - MY STOOPID ROOMBA

My stupid Roomba is driving me crazy
I only bought it because I am lazy
I do not like the way it looks or sounds
it hit a table and knocked a vase down
I wish it would vacuum faster
cuz I might snap and step on that little ba%*&rd  :banghead;

By CW
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on June 04, 2008, 09:44:54 PM

If girlfriends were outlawed, only outlaws would befriend girls.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on June 04, 2008, 10:04:02 PM

http://www.psyops.net/ <--- Add your own random thought.
Say whatever you like! (not for the easily offended)
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: UNIBALLER on June 05, 2008, 02:42:14 AM
A poem  - MY STOOPID ROOMBA

My stupid Roomba is driving me crazy
I only bought it because I am lazy
I do not like the way it looks or sounds
it hit a table and knocked a vase down
I wish it would vacuum faster
cuz I might snap and step on that little ba%*&rd  :banghead;

By CW


 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

I love my roomba, I call him Miquel.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on June 05, 2008, 02:50:52 AM
roomba ???
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kimcanada on June 05, 2008, 02:52:21 AM
I think its one of them vacuums that float on the floor
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: UNIBALLER on June 05, 2008, 02:55:44 AM
Roomba is a robotic vacuum that cleans your floors for you. All you have to do is plug it in and when you want him to clean you push a button and forget about him, when he is done his chores he goes back to his cradle to recharge and wait for you next demand. He even has a brother that will mop for you called Scooba
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on June 05, 2008, 02:57:35 AM
wow
just what I need and a brother too
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kimcanada on June 05, 2008, 05:13:45 AM
I need something to clean my tub and toilet
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: KR Cincy on June 05, 2008, 05:19:00 AM
I don't need something...I just need someone    :thumbup;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kimcanada on June 05, 2008, 05:20:47 AM
I need a goat to eat my dandelions
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: UNIBALLER on June 05, 2008, 05:48:50 PM
I feel like sticking my tongue to a frozen lamp post
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Romona on June 05, 2008, 07:01:47 PM
I feel like laughing at you with your tongue stuck to a lamp post.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: UNIBALLER on June 05, 2008, 07:20:05 PM
Have you ever thought that the platypus is the creature that god just threw together at the last minute on the night before his day of rest and said "There that will really screw with their heads"?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: CW on June 07, 2008, 11:44:07 PM
randomly my pd causes pain like a bad prostate exam  ???
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: CW on June 08, 2008, 12:50:44 AM
Grey Poupon dijon mustard is good stuff. Delicious on pastrami and swiss!!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on June 08, 2008, 09:35:04 AM
This morning is beautiful. I am glad I slept in.  I am off the lunch with a friend at eleven.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on June 08, 2008, 10:55:46 AM

I saw on "Take Home Chef" that if you eat 35 grams of fiber per day you can eat whatever you want after that because your body won't absorb it. (This was from a young woman, a nutritionist who Curtis found in the market to cook for.)

low carb fiber foods:
apple with skin
artichoke
asparagus
broccoli
brussels sprouts
cauliflower
celery
kale
spinach
winter squash
zucchini
blueberries
strawberries
raspberries
rye bread
multigrain bread
almonds
peanuts
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: UNIBALLER on June 09, 2008, 03:26:09 PM
Thank god I don't plan on buying a house from the developer I'm renting from right now!!!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kimcanada on June 17, 2008, 06:32:08 PM
I can't stand watching Lou Dobbs on CNN... the man makes my teeth itch   ;D
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: boxman55 on June 17, 2008, 08:41:40 PM
I was thinking about going to a ballgame...Boxman
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: mcjane on June 17, 2008, 08:54:58 PM
I just bought a box of raspberries, was going to put some on my cereal, but I think instead I'll eat them with sugar & cream.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on June 19, 2008, 09:12:04 PM

I saw on "Take Home Chef" that if you eat 35 grams of fiber per day you can eat whatever you want after that because your body won't absorb it. (This was from a young woman, a nutritionist who Curtis found in the market to cook for.)



If you actually ate that much fiber first, you wouldn't be able to eat anything else - no room!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: mikey07840 on June 19, 2008, 10:56:14 PM
Ni!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on June 22, 2008, 10:20:44 AM
how much cream do you add to fruit
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on June 22, 2008, 10:32:36 AM
I want a shrubbery!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on June 22, 2008, 10:35:45 AM
I never understood what shrubbery means
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on June 22, 2008, 10:36:55 AM
Have you ever seen Monte Python's The Holy Grail Movie? There is a scene with the Knight of  Ni. They want a shrubbery in order  to let the people go by.
Here is the script  http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/ni.asp
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on June 22, 2008, 12:16:48 PM
My computer doesn't have a virus, but the computer desk has ants!  Guess I need to stop munching while I'm surfing!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on June 22, 2008, 12:23:37 PM
OMG   I should have never passed on this PKD         what was I thinking and why was I so selfish
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: monrein on June 22, 2008, 12:40:01 PM
Twirl is great and I want her to stop wasting her energy uselessly by beating herself up.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on June 22, 2008, 03:33:25 PM
Couldn't be helped>  Besides we all learn something from you!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: skyedogrocks on June 27, 2008, 07:25:26 AM
I'll be so happy when we can finalize Brendan's adoption and not have to deal with all these social workers.  I'm tired of crazy cleaning my house for their visits.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: UNIBALLER on June 27, 2008, 11:34:25 AM
I wish i got to go home at 11:30 like everyone else on the base today for and had a 4 day weekend like the rest of the base also.  :'( :'( :'( :rant; :rant; :rant;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on June 27, 2008, 11:46:16 AM
I wish i got to go home at 11:30 like everyone else on the base today for and had a 4 day weekend like the rest of the base also.  :'( :'( :'( :rant; :rant; :rant;


Someone has to stay and watch the place.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: UNIBALLER on June 27, 2008, 12:13:57 PM
should be somebody else though. I'm the only one in my unit that has to drive 5 hours to see their wife. My weekends are very important to me since I only get to be with Sarah on the weekends and even then our time together is eaten up by traveling there Friday night, dialysis on Saturday and i have to leave around noon on sunday. So any chance to get off early on Friday and longs weekends are something that i really look forward to.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Romona on June 27, 2008, 04:50:18 PM
I love hearing birds sing. Wish I was drunk! :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on June 27, 2008, 05:02:45 PM
I wish we were both drunk
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on June 27, 2008, 07:34:02 PM
How dry I am!
How wet I will be
If I don't find the bathroom key.
There's the key
Now where's the door.
Oops! I did it on the floor!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on June 27, 2008, 11:44:24 PM
memories
only to be able to pee on the floor again
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Romona on June 28, 2008, 05:24:51 AM
I am hungry for a big spoonful of cake batter.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on June 28, 2008, 06:24:48 AM
I love animals
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on June 28, 2008, 06:53:13 AM
I want Cold Stone ice cream.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: David13 on June 28, 2008, 06:55:13 AM
I love animals

 :clap;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: mikey07840 on June 29, 2008, 12:23:57 AM
Her royal highness Ruth says: "meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: KT0930 on June 29, 2008, 07:24:34 AM
If I stay in bed too long in the morning, I don't get anything accomplished that day...oops, too late!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: KR Cincy on June 30, 2008, 07:54:15 AM
<nudges KT>  get up...achieve!

 :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on June 30, 2008, 02:56:08 PM
I just drank 4 ounces of an ice cold beer
just 4
but oh the memory of those 4
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on June 30, 2008, 05:16:22 PM
I'm having a bowl of vanilla ice cream with little chocolate and caramel chunks in it.  Bad girl!  Bad, bad girl!    Yummmm!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: mikey07840 on June 30, 2008, 07:49:45 PM
I just met my new downstairs neighbors. They seem nice.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: highlite36 on June 30, 2008, 08:47:20 PM
I wonder how many volts there are in those bug zappers that you can hang up....cause mine is really bright and it's really loud when it zaps bugs...  My goodness, there are a lot of zaps.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: skyedogrocks on July 02, 2008, 05:25:39 AM
I hate that I grind my teeth, I wake up with such horrid headaches.  This morning's headache is a killer.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: monrein on July 02, 2008, 10:08:11 AM
My husband has a problem with tension in the jaw and headaches from grinding and clenching while sleeping and lifting weights.  Solution....dentist made a mouth guard contraption.  Helps a lot and saves your teeth too.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: skyedogrocks on July 02, 2008, 11:04:51 AM
I had a fitted mouth guard from my dentist, but after having 2 crowns put in and needing another 2, it's useless.  It did work great for my grinding though.  I also have TMJ and it helped alot with that.  It will be a while until a new mouthguard.  There is one that I could get a drugstore, I'm just wondering how it would hold up.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 02, 2008, 05:07:09 PM
I won on the post for who loves IHD the most :waving;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on July 02, 2008, 06:24:28 PM
You did not!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 02, 2008, 07:00:30 PM
yes I did
you were on vacation and were not looking
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: highlite36 on July 02, 2008, 10:31:46 PM
Biggest lesson I learned at the Grand Canyon:  You should never step too close to the edge if you can't walk real well and have awful balance.....
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on July 02, 2008, 11:41:11 PM

Is there a point when your kids stop losing things? Mine are adults, and still lose sweatshirts, cell phone chargers, cash and a number of other things.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: skyedogrocks on July 03, 2008, 04:53:13 AM
YOh Lordy, you mean it doesn't end?  My son loses things he just had in his hand seconds ago. :urcrazy;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 03, 2008, 07:16:20 AM
my husband is still his dad's son
and he loses his checkbook, glasses , keys and cups all the time
and the flashlight and the remote
it never ends
and the keys to the gym
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kimcanada on July 03, 2008, 08:04:36 AM
I have a big honkin fly bite on my big toes  :banghead;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 03, 2008, 04:47:51 PM
honkin' fly?    is that like a horse fly?

dogs really laugh at us behind our backs


Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on July 03, 2008, 04:53:18 PM

"Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses."
(John Weitz)
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on July 07, 2008, 09:40:13 PM
The real answer to the question "Why me?" is "Why not?"
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: monrein on July 08, 2008, 01:16:21 PM
Exactly right jbeany.  If ever I say "Why me?" my husband says "Why you, why anybody?"  I seldom if ever question that any more.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 08, 2008, 06:40:48 PM
I do not like chocolate
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on July 08, 2008, 07:32:19 PM
Vanilla, instead, twirl?

My cat made a dash down the window ramp out into her fenced-in outdoor gazebo the other day.  A little bird had slipped thru the wire, and was sitting on one of the cat perches.  My silly, declawed kitty launched herself at the birdie, and managed to touch it before it fluttered back out of the fencing.  My cat was so excited, she came dashing back up the ramp into the living room and made three high-speed circuits around the coffee table before she stopped, and glared at me.  (I was laughing so hard, I'd had to sit down.)

Ahhh, to be that enthusiastic about almost reaching your goals. . .
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 08, 2008, 08:22:55 PM
strawberry is best

jbeany------ love the story :rofl; :rofl; can see it in my head :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on July 08, 2008, 09:45:11 PM
Not like chocolate?  Them is fighting words, Twirl!  :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 09, 2008, 05:15:02 PM
why fight               I will send all the chocolate to you       after my son and husband are asleep
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Sluff on July 09, 2008, 05:16:32 PM
I shot the Sherriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on July 09, 2008, 08:27:33 PM
Why did you shoot the deputy?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: rose1999 on July 09, 2008, 11:03:39 PM
Why did you shoot the deputy?
Kit pay attention now, the guy is innocent, he didn't shoot the deputy.........................now as to why he shot the Sherriff.......... :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: breezysummerday on July 10, 2008, 01:51:41 AM
Sunset Magazine sent me a coupon for a Senior Citizens discount

Whatevah

     
I folded the coupon into an airplane and sent it flying off the back deck


I'm a little verklempt   
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Bajanne on July 10, 2008, 02:33:33 AM
I had a first last weekend in St.Thomas, USVI.  I went to the cinema with my grandson and I qualified for a Senior Citizen fare!!!!  In my country and here in the BVI where i live, you only get senior citizens anything at 65!!!  I AM OFFICIALLY A SENIOR CITIZEN!!!!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: monrein on July 10, 2008, 04:00:00 AM
We had a power outage here last night from 7:45 till about 10pm.  It ended up with about ten neighbours all gathered in the street outside my house chatting and catching up with each other for about an hour and we had a great time.  One guy said he's going to plan a pig roast in his backyard so we can do it again with lights.  We talked a lot about how being "plugged in" dramatically changes the way we interact socially, not always for the better, as we become an attention-deficit-disordered society in a way.

Then the lights came on and we all scurried away and back to our own houses.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 10, 2008, 05:20:42 AM
Slugger, my black-no tail cat, is ignoring me.
I have no idea what I did to deserve this
maybe I am too loyal to Queen Ruth
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Sluff on July 10, 2008, 07:59:48 PM
Slugger, my black-no tail cat, is ignoring me.
I have no idea what I did to deserve this
maybe I am too loyal to Queen Ruth

or Dr. Phil  :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: thegrammalady on July 11, 2008, 03:07:33 AM
heard on this evenings weather report....

"don't count on it getting cooler tonight, just dark"
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on July 11, 2008, 09:48:32 AM
At Toastmasters the other night: "Your goals should be goal oriented."
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: mikey07840 on July 14, 2008, 10:55:30 PM
Please leave Her Royal Highness Queen Ruth out of it. She has enough to worry about with her daily chores of telling Mikey what to do 24/7, arranging for her adoring fans to lavish gifts and kibble upon her and laying still for tummy rubs.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on July 14, 2008, 11:05:41 PM


The trivia thread is stuck in park.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on July 15, 2008, 07:37:36 PM
So ask a question, karol. . .

My question for the day. . . How many chocolate covered strawberries can a 13 yr old kid eat in one sitting. . .

My answer. . . All of them! 
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 17, 2008, 03:24:50 PM
So ask a question, karol. . .

My question for the day. . . How many chocolate covered strawberries can a 13 yr old kid eat in one sitting. . .

My answer. . . All of them! 
:2thumbsup; :rofl; :clap;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 17, 2008, 03:26:06 PM
Please leave Her Royal Highness Queen Ruth out of it. She has enough to worry about with her daily chores of telling Mikey what to do 24/7, arranging for her adoring fans to lavish gifts and kibble upon her and laying still for tummy rubs.

we can not leave her out she is our "highness"
I would like to rub her tummy-------- bet it brings good luck----
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 17, 2008, 03:28:10 PM
I sent Queen ruth a PM
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: mcjane on July 18, 2008, 10:03:20 PM
I want a hot fudge sundae, right now.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: thegrammalady on July 18, 2008, 10:04:52 PM
get me one too
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on July 18, 2008, 10:07:33 PM
While you're at it I want a chocolate, chocolate creation from Cold Stone with Hot fudge sauce all over it.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 19, 2008, 07:14:19 AM
chocolate :puke;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: boxman55 on July 19, 2008, 07:24:27 AM
I don't get this at all

Boxman
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: G-Ma on July 19, 2008, 08:30:55 AM
Strange...since I started dialysis I """"HATE""""" chocolate, don't even want a tiny piece...what's up with that?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on July 19, 2008, 03:20:42 PM
Boxman, this is a random thread. Any topic goes, any order.  Just enjoy it for what it is.  :rofl;



I looooove chocolate!  The darker the better.  Must be why I married a dark skinned Peruvian. 

Did I say that out loud? Oh my!  :shy;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on July 19, 2008, 09:38:58 PM
 :rofl;

Random thought for the day. . .

You can't tell time anything.  It's too busy rushing on by to listen.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on July 19, 2008, 09:41:57 PM

Yup. Time waits for no one. Or is it no man? Anyway. Time flies!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 20, 2008, 05:48:35 AM
I love Jenna's fish art
I mean if I had money and it was on auction
I would buy it and place it in my our computer/air hockey/ game room
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on July 20, 2008, 10:11:29 AM
I love Jenna's fish art
I mean if I had money and it was on auction
I would buy it and place it in my our computer/air hockey/ game room

That was Becca's art, I think.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 20, 2008, 04:54:53 PM
oh, wrong name but right person in my mind
the younger sister
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: pelagia on July 20, 2008, 04:56:38 PM
I should be doing my laundry.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on July 20, 2008, 09:04:09 PM


I went with my hubby to see the Red Sox play (against the Angels) He is a Red Sox fan. They lost but the seats were great. I ate nachos, peanuts and diet coke.  :puke;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: thegrammalady on July 20, 2008, 10:03:22 PM
what! no ball park hot dog?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on July 20, 2008, 11:30:03 PM
OK I confess. I ate 1/2 of one of those too. Couldn't finish it. too stuffed.  :o

Here's the proof of the photo they want you to buy for $15 online. This is before I ate too much!  ::)
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: CW on July 20, 2008, 11:53:19 PM
:rofl;

Random thought for the day. . .

You can't tell time anything.  It's too busy rushing on by to listen.

I have to say Jbeany, you are hilarious! thanx for the laughs
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: CW on July 20, 2008, 11:58:34 PM
So far away from where you are
Standing underneath the stars
and I wish you ....were here


Miss you mom
with love,
your son
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: mcjane on July 21, 2008, 07:15:55 PM
Buy that picture okarol, it's REALLY good.



Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Bajanne on July 21, 2008, 08:32:08 PM
Sitting on our gallery/porch/verandah at 11.30 p.m..  Thankful that I live in a country without burglar bars where my daughter can go running by herself at 5.00 a.m. without fear.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Ken Shelmerdine on July 24, 2008, 08:50:46 AM
I can't get no satisfaction
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: annabanana on July 24, 2008, 09:08:00 AM
And I try. And I try. And I try. And I try.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: willieandwinnie on July 24, 2008, 09:22:09 AM
I'm thinking about moving where bajanne is. I want safe.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 24, 2008, 10:08:23 AM
wow
me too
peace of mind
is everything
and I could really get a closer look at sharks
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: thegrammalady on July 24, 2008, 11:00:57 AM
i wish it was monday and i was sitting at the computer in my new office and the move and all the craziness was behind me. (my mother would say that was wishing my life away, am i?) oh, oh, oh, the best thing. i get a moving present. my mom is buying us a brand new front load lg washer and dryer. nice mommy!!!  :flower;  :flower;  :flower;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 24, 2008, 12:40:41 PM
oh, G-ma
this is not the corrupt a wish thread
but I would never corrupt that wish
start saving money
we need to visit Bajannane

Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Ken Shelmerdine on July 25, 2008, 02:19:39 AM
When I wash my hair in the shower I just use soap or anything I can find.

Because I'm worth it!  :sir ken;  :bandance; :bandance; :bandance;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Romona on July 25, 2008, 04:39:08 AM
I'm glad I have a job. I just wish I didn't have to go this morning. I'm sleepy.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 25, 2008, 06:30:03 PM
I have not seen a good barn in a long time
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on July 25, 2008, 06:33:18 PM


While working at the Thrift Shop today I found some framed engravings from Russia in 1857. Not sure if they are valuable but the are cool to look at, so I bought them ($12)  :bandance;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 25, 2008, 06:36:04 PM
have any pictures of real barns
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on July 25, 2008, 06:46:44 PM
It's rare to find a barn in California but here's some from flicker
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 26, 2008, 12:51:57 AM
OMG
that is better than sex
I love pictures of real barns
I would love to frame the middle one
but they are all so sexxxxxxxxxy
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: G-Ma on July 26, 2008, 07:29:01 AM
The middle one looks like the one I grew up with/in for many years.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 26, 2008, 07:31:46 AM
I love barns
real ones
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Sluff on July 26, 2008, 08:35:26 AM
I was told I was as big as a barn once.. ;)
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 26, 2008, 11:58:29 AM
I was told I am a barn loser
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on July 26, 2008, 12:13:41 PM

Sluff was barn to raise hell.  >:D
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: breezysummerday on July 26, 2008, 02:46:08 PM
When I wash my hair in the shower I just use soap or anything I can find.

Because I'm worth it!  :sir ken;  :bandance; :bandance; :bandance;

 :rofl;   :rofl;   :rofl;

jesus, i can't stop laughing over this post...u made my day.... :thx;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 26, 2008, 07:28:40 PM
Sluff raises hell in a barn
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on July 29, 2008, 06:33:29 PM
 :urcrazy;  Is that "barny" instead of "barmy"?

My appointment reminder for my new surgeon insists that I bring a photo id.  I know that's now policy because of identity theft. . . but who the heck is gonna fake being a dialysis patient?

Other random thought for the day -
I made chocolate covered strawberries to take to work the other day.  3 pints of berries and one bag of chips made enough to feed my boss, her husband, her kids, the rest of the crew and a couple of visitors, with some left over to take as a treat for my in-laws, as well as a small dish for home.  All for under 10 dollars.  The candy store I went into the next day was selling choc covered berries for $2.50 each.  Yikes!
Guess I should have charged!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on July 29, 2008, 07:10:15 PM

Yummy.


I knocked the lamp off the top of the baby Rocky's home (the tortoise) for the second time, so I have to go buy another $8 heat bulb.  :banghead;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Chris on July 29, 2008, 11:07:39 PM
This question was brought up to me a few years ago...
"If a duck farts in mid flight, does it fly faster?"

First hought, WT, then  :rofl; about he question.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Sluff on July 30, 2008, 04:44:24 AM
I have two mosquito bites on my buttocks.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: skyedogrocks on July 30, 2008, 05:18:51 AM
I can't wait to see The Eagles in concert tonight, woohoo.   :bandance;  Double woohoo, my son is sleeping over my sister's house tonight,  :bandance; :bandance;   :sir ken;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Chris on July 30, 2008, 06:26:43 PM
I've got nothing to input here.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Ken Shelmerdine on July 31, 2008, 05:50:00 AM
I have two mosquito bites on my buttocks.

Is that one bite per buttock or 2 bites making a total of 4?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Ken Shelmerdine on July 31, 2008, 06:11:54 AM
Old Chinese proverb

'A bird in the hand will shit on the wrist' :sir ken;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Chris on July 31, 2008, 06:15:25 AM
Confucius says:
"Man who drops watch in toilet has shitty time"
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on July 31, 2008, 07:52:55 PM
Bumper Sticker

Shit Happens
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on July 31, 2008, 10:27:50 PM
Jesus is coming, Count to three and everyone yell surprise!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on August 01, 2008, 03:00:15 AM
calling Sluff

how did you get those skitter bites on your bare buttocks

IHD members want to know

 :sir ken;  how?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Ken Shelmerdine on August 01, 2008, 03:14:20 AM
Fool your neighbour into thinking you have more stairs than him by stamping loudly twice on each stair. :yahoo; :bandance; :bandance; :bandance;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: rose1999 on August 01, 2008, 07:20:11 AM
I can't get the thought of Sluff's mosquito bites out of my head  :Kit n Stik;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on August 01, 2008, 10:06:49 AM
Sluff

Rose and Twirl want to know how you got those skitter bites on your bare buttocks...... especially the bare part..... >:D
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Sluff on August 01, 2008, 10:58:05 AM
hint*   :sir ken;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on August 01, 2008, 11:02:21 AM
hint :sir ken;            you were mooning someone
                             you forgot to wear your pants
                                     ???
                             you were on a nude beach
                             you were skinny dipping
                                 the possibilities are endless
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on August 01, 2008, 11:05:46 AM
wait I know hint hint
you wanted to have a boo boo to show the IHD members in Chicago this weekend :guitar:
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Chris on August 03, 2008, 04:25:07 PM
Well after a few of us went to Chicago Saturday night, there was a private meeting, possibly with some alcohol, but we will never know what happened. What happened there will stay there  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on August 03, 2008, 06:14:27 PM
We want pics of the private meeting, especially the embarrassing moments!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on August 03, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
David 13 is a man of few words :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on August 03, 2008, 07:00:55 PM
yeah Kitkatz

did anyone see Sluff's bee stings ???
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Chris on August 03, 2008, 07:04:02 PM
Maybe the orderly at the Mental Clinic we were at? :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on August 04, 2008, 10:20:07 AM
 :rofl;
 :shy;   Sluff showing his :sir ken; with skeeter bites
at the :urcrazy; Clinic
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on September 21, 2008, 02:28:38 PM
Corollary to Murphy's Law - Smoke detector batteries may only die when someone nearby is sleeping.  Peeeeeeeep  peeeeeeeeep   peeeeeeeeep!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on September 21, 2008, 03:32:04 PM
hand me another can of bean dip and I would still eat it :bow;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on September 22, 2008, 10:28:38 AM

I found the shy guy - he was hidden?  :shy;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on September 22, 2008, 11:29:50 AM
I think shy guy was playing hard to get....
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on September 22, 2008, 08:40:11 PM
If my clothes are plus size, does that mean skinny people wear minus size?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on September 22, 2008, 08:52:16 PM

My son made 2 touchdowns in flag football today!  :bandance;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: KarenInWA on September 22, 2008, 10:31:54 PM
I do tech support for a national phone/broadband internet/tv company.  I once talked a customer whose last name was Slutsky and lived on Supreme Ct.! ;D
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on October 12, 2008, 09:06:27 PM
One of my good friends owns a gift shop.  She leaves her cat at the shop most of the year.  It lives there contentedly, perching on the counters and getting attention from the customers.  It's male, fixed, and getting on in years.  It's gained weight, and it's never been a little kitty anyhow.  "Milo the Magnificent" weighs about 20 pounds.

Today, a customer walked in to the store.  Maybe I should say waddled.  The woman was as wide as she was tall.  I don't find that surprising these days.  I live in Michigan, which is one of the most obese states in the nation.  Most of the time, people's weight doesn't really register with me.  I'm overweight myself - I don't throw any stones from this glass house.  This woman, however, thudded in, and down the aisle and saw Milo in full-belly sprawl across the glass counter top.  In a tone of absolute horror, all chins wagging, she yelped, "That cat is really fat!"

Uh-huh.  Pot, meet Kettle.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: Run8 on October 12, 2008, 09:45:39 PM
Sometimes i feel so tired that it takes me a hour and a half to watch 60 mins.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kimcanada on October 13, 2008, 04:52:11 PM
 :rofl; :rofl;

I can't swallow liver,(see I love IHD the most)
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on October 17, 2008, 05:12:08 PM
I will not buy my dogs Old Yeller dog food :'(
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on October 17, 2008, 05:44:02 PM
Just because they shot old Yeller at the end of the movie?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on October 17, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
yes
I have taught that novel so many times
and it would be bad luck to feed my dogs Old Yellar food
and they could get rabies---- except they do get their shots
or I could get rabies
my husband had to get the series of shots a few years ago
a dog bite him on the track during football practice
it cost the district 1200 dollars
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on October 17, 2008, 07:24:53 PM

Why don't they make the words SHAMPOO and CONDITIONER larger on bottles so you can tell the difference in the shower (Think about those of us that need glasses.)
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on October 17, 2008, 07:59:13 PM
why don't they make cross stitch patterns wall charts
it would be a lot easier
so why don't you wear glasses
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on October 17, 2008, 10:45:59 PM

so why don't you wear glasses

in the shower? they fog up
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on October 18, 2008, 05:50:29 AM
oh, do you shower in the shampoo aisle at Walmart
that would be interesting
contacts are okay in the shower
if you do not look up
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on October 18, 2008, 10:26:12 AM

Why don't they make the words SHAMPOO and CONDITIONER larger on bottles so you can tell the difference in the shower (Think about those of us that need glasses.)



I agree with you totally!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: paris on October 18, 2008, 05:47:29 PM
I am in total agreement with the shampoo complaint.  I try to place them so I will remember which is which.   Two days ago, I shampooded, rinsed and then conditioned-------only it was the wrong bottle, so I shampooed again.      I don't wear glasses in the shower, either  :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on October 18, 2008, 05:49:58 PM
Shampoo goes at the far end of the shower, and conditioner goes up by the shower nozzle.  Keep it straight, paris - that's where mine are!   ;D
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: paris on October 18, 2008, 05:52:28 PM
 :rofl; :rofl;   Some days just don't go like they should!   :rofl; :rofl;   But, my hair was clean!   
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on October 18, 2008, 05:53:41 PM
The instructions always say "Rinse and repeat" anyhow. . .
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on October 18, 2008, 05:59:00 PM

I keep asking our neighbors to think about having all the neighborhood gardeners come on the same day each week. That way it will be quiet - no mowers, hedgers or leaf blowers the rest of the time. They don't seem interested. I think they think I am  :urcrazy;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: monrein on October 18, 2008, 06:54:17 PM
Noise pollution bothers me enormously too.  The world seems to get louder day by day.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on October 18, 2008, 07:52:09 PM
Allen will be 19 tomorrow
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: paris on October 18, 2008, 08:05:08 PM
Happy Birthday, Allen-Bubba-Aggie! :2thumbsup;   Twirl, a hug for you  :grouphug;  i know you will miss being with him on his birthday.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: okarol on October 18, 2008, 08:18:12 PM
Allen will be 19 tomorrow

 :birthday; To Allen and  :bestwishes; to Momma too!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on October 18, 2008, 09:46:47 PM
Barely legal!  Hmm. . . what fun!  >:D
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on October 18, 2008, 11:23:22 PM
19. God, Twirl you are getting old!  :bandance;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on October 18, 2008, 11:56:58 PM
I was a pre teen when I had him
really
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on October 21, 2008, 09:45:58 AM
I have to make a test for my husband's high school level health class over depression and suicide
he says he wants it hard and my test are harder than the ones provided by the publisher in test maker :sir ken;
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: mikey07840 on November 10, 2008, 06:37:07 PM
42!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on November 10, 2008, 08:21:08 PM
Why do we still say we're dialing a phone number when phones don't have dials anymore?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: mcjane on November 10, 2008, 09:32:31 PM
It always amazes me that the sun is a star. There are trillions of stars/suns so there just has to be other planets with life. I wonder if life there is like ours, is it more advanced or still in the dark ages.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: CW on November 13, 2008, 10:15:34 AM
11.13.01
sad day  :(
still missing you
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on November 13, 2008, 07:12:09 PM
42!

years old or IQ
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: monrein on November 13, 2008, 07:16:43 PM
I'm going to miss my sister-in-law Kathy when she goes home tomorrow.  I very seldom have her all to myself and I've enjoyed her visit so much.  Right now I'm enjoying the smell of the Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee I bought for her.  She just ground some for tomorrow morning because she's getting up early early to have coffee time before tomorrow's round of hospital appointments.


Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on November 13, 2008, 07:19:11 PM
Expanding spray foam in a can really stinks.  Peeeewwwww!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on November 13, 2008, 07:48:16 PM
Maria is coming next Friday!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: mcjane on November 13, 2008, 09:37:57 PM
Three days of rain with cold gloomy weather, how depressing is that.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on November 14, 2008, 02:43:05 AM
I call kimcanada ---- Kimmie
I called Flip   ---- FlipBob
I call Mlbarra  - Sharkbait
I call David13- Mr. Big Words
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on November 14, 2008, 09:31:17 AM
What am I?  Nothing?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on November 14, 2008, 09:53:50 AM
you are "The Kitz"
and you were mailed things from me today
and you are not my secret Santa
hope these get to you this time ???
you will get a regular size envelope and a padded envelopment
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on November 14, 2008, 09:56:01 AM
Awesome. Did you put the right addy this time?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on November 14, 2008, 09:58:13 AM
if not, I am giving up
there are two things that have to make the long journey  to your house
I am going to be a nervous wreck
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on November 14, 2008, 12:20:23 PM
If  not, I am coming to Conroe, Texas for my pressies!
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on November 14, 2008, 01:21:46 PM
Oh Lord
I might have made the same mistake on your address again
it depends on if I wrote it from my documents or my pm :'(  crap
I almost mailed my secret Santa to you by mistake
 :'(
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: kitkatz on November 14, 2008, 04:24:24 PM
Woman it looks like I have to come to Conroe and see you then.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: jbeany on November 17, 2008, 08:57:46 PM
Random question for the day -

Why do we eat lamb but not sheep?
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: monrein on November 18, 2008, 05:49:08 AM
Many cultures do eat sheep.  It's called mutton.  However, mutton can be very tough so needs to be stewed and the flavour can be quite a bit stronger than lamb.  Some find even lamb to taste "wooly" which is the flavour I like.  When I buy a lamb from my friend every year I ask for the smallest one even though the price is the same, no matter the size.  The smaller and younger, the more tender and the more delicate the flavour.

I love mutton stew.
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: paul.karen on November 18, 2008, 06:02:09 AM
i have had Mutton in Mexico.

Didnt really care for it.

But I SO MISS when i lived in Newfoundland having Sealflipper soup.  Wonder if i would even still like it??
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: twirl on November 18, 2008, 09:16:47 AM
sealflipper soup
was it really made with a seal's flipper
what did he do without his flipper ???
Title: Re: The Random thread
Post by: paul.karen on November 18, 2008, 12:00:48 PM
 :rofl;

Yes Twirl a real seal flipper.  But killed for food not just for Fur.

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Post by: jbeany on November 22, 2008, 04:03:35 PM
Sounds fishy to me.
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Post by: okarol on November 22, 2008, 04:33:46 PM
 :rofl;
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Post by: skyedogrocks on November 24, 2008, 10:17:23 AM
Why does my neighbor walk outside in his underwear when I am out there?  It's just not right to see a 70 year old man in his tightie whities.
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Post by: MIbarra on November 24, 2008, 11:41:17 AM
 :rofl; :rofl;  :rofl;

Maybe he is out of clean clothes and needs help with his laundry?
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Post by: kitkatz on November 25, 2008, 07:22:02 PM
The 70 year old man LIKES you!  :rofl; :rofl; Maybe he thinks you are a squirrel and would like to see his nuts!
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Post by: G-Ma on November 25, 2008, 09:42:16 PM
 :rofl;     :rofl;     :rofl;    :rofl;   that is a real picture.............
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Post by: twirl on November 28, 2008, 09:11:34 AM
I husband has a snake in his truck
and he did not place it there :stressed;
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Post by: okarol on November 28, 2008, 11:53:51 AM


In the cab or the bed?

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Post by: twirl on November 28, 2008, 12:33:23 PM
it was in the driver's seat
now it is someplace under the seat or in the back seat
my husband has a lot of coaching stuff in the back seat
it could hide in many places :waiting;
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Post by: kitkatz on November 29, 2008, 01:41:39 PM
Snakes in the truck. Sounds like a horror movie.  I would not get in that truck, no how no way! How can you just say "Oh my hubby has a snake in his truck?" I am freaking out for you!
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Post by: okarol on November 29, 2008, 02:08:42 PM

I want chocolate.
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Post by: jbeany on November 29, 2008, 04:40:52 PM
http://chocolatetodiefor.com.au/

Here ya go - don'tcha just love the name?
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Post by: kitkatz on November 29, 2008, 05:34:44 PM
Put it in a box and ship it to me quick!
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Post by: okarol on November 29, 2008, 05:48:04 PM
 :o
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Post by: kitkatz on November 29, 2008, 05:57:08 PM
OMG!    MMMMMM! Gaining five pounds!
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Post by: Chris on November 29, 2008, 06:08:18 PM
I'd like to try thoughs! ;D
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Post by: twirl on November 30, 2008, 04:37:32 AM
yuck to the choc
where is a photo of a nanner pudding :bandance;
with his best friend the strawberry
with a side of watermelon
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Post by: jbeany on November 30, 2008, 08:23:37 PM
Random lyric -

"You're a triple decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce."

Name that tune!
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Post by: skyedogrocks on December 01, 2008, 08:54:29 AM
Random lyric -

"You're a triple decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce."

Name that tune!

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch! :rudolph;
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Post by: jbeany on December 01, 2008, 12:14:27 PM
It's on tonight on ABC - at 8 or 8:30, I think.  Gotta watch!
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Post by: jbeany on December 07, 2008, 01:51:52 PM
I got to see a moment of pure bliss yesterday.  The road to my post office is rarely plowed in the winter, and the last couple weeks have left it a solid slick of ice.  The best sledding hill in the area is midway from my house to the post office.  As I was driving home yesterday, I passed the neighbors' cherub-faced 8 yr old.  Bundled head to toe in a red snowsuit, he was headed to the sledding hill, with two different bright blue plastic sleds in hand.  The wind was blowing so hard, it had caught the sleds he was holding up and turned them into para-sails.  He was gliding down the icy road under pure wind power, with the most astonished grin on his face.  I laughed all the way home.
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Post by: Chris on December 29, 2008, 05:20:03 PM
Is there a real life Gizmo?
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Post by: kitkatz on December 29, 2008, 05:22:37 PM
Will that turn into this?
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Post by: Chris on December 29, 2008, 05:29:20 PM
Will that turn into this?

Wonder where I left my pet. No wonder why I have chocolate still. :rofl;

He'll be fine with you, you got the big bat still I hope  ??? ;D
 :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik;
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Post by: kitkatz on December 29, 2008, 05:31:59 PM
No Gremlins allowed around here.   :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik;
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Post by: thegrammalady on December 29, 2008, 05:39:18 PM
dark chocolate ganache & double chocolate raspberry truffles....................karol, if i didn't know better i'd say you were a mean, mean lady
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Post by: Chris on December 29, 2008, 05:42:34 PM
I went back to the Godiva Chocolate store we found when IHD came to Chicago. I had a few of those along with a couple other flavors. A box of 24 did not last to long.
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Post by: kitkatz on December 29, 2008, 06:21:53 PM
Ummmm! Where is mine?
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Post by: Sluff on December 29, 2008, 06:23:26 PM
OOPS! I would tell you what I did, but can't say it in public forum.
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Post by: Romona on December 29, 2008, 06:45:58 PM
Wonder what Sluff did.  >:D
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Post by: Jess21 on December 29, 2008, 06:50:45 PM
I got to see a moment of pure bliss yesterday.  The road to my post office is rarely plowed in the winter, and the last couple weeks have left it a solid slick of ice.  The best sledding hill in the area is midway from my house to the post office.  As I was driving home yesterday, I passed the neighbors' cherub-faced 8 yr old.  Bundled head to toe in a red snowsuit, he was headed to the sledding hill, with two different bright blue plastic sleds in hand.  The wind was blowing so hard, it had caught the sleds he was holding up and turned them into para-sails.  He was gliding down the icy road under pure wind power, with the most astonished grin on his face.  I laughed all the way home.
Would've been cool if he was going faster than you... :rofl;
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Post by: jbeany on December 31, 2008, 07:14:33 PM
The moon tonight hung in the pines along the road home like a bit of orange peel, with the juicy drop of Venus falling below.