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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: kitkatz on April 17, 2008, 06:21:51 PM
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Make up a question using the 5 Ws listed above.
The next person answers it. Your answers can be funny or true.
I will start it.
Who put the bop in bop bop baren?
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The Baron Von Bop.
What was he wearing?
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Bopaty bop pants
when did he have to change them?
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When he bopaty booped in them.
Who was going to the fair yesterday?
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The fairest Maiden, to get away from the Baron.
What was the weather?
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The weather was fair for the fair.
Even if the Baron could not go, where is the Princess?
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The princess left with Ang.
What was she thinking?
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She thought he was charming.
When was the trial?
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On the twelfth of never.
Why did they have to wait so long?
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Ang had to learn the rules of being with a princess.
Was that a high price to pay for sexual attraction to a princess?
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A rebel he was, could not conform.
Who was the person that could reform?
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The Fortunate Fool could reform.
What did he need to reform from?
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Reform from matress tag tearing.
When will he learn his lesson?
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He will never learn his lesson.
What does he do with the tags once he has torn them?
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Wallpapers his bedroom with the tags.
When will he finish the room?
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It depends on how many mattresses he uses.
What will his wife think of him?
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She thinks he is completely daft.
Where will he go when she throws him out finally?
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To the Old Fool's Home.
Who will the wife turn to?
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The wife will fall into the mattress saleman's arms.
Whose baby is she carrying?
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The happy go lucky Bagle Maker's.
What color was the boat?
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The boat's color was the color of a freshly baked bagel right out of the oven.
What is the number of bagels required to keep everyone happy?
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13, baker's dozen, of course!
Why would you want that many bagels?
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To use as paving stones in the garden.
What kind of garden is it?
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A garden of beautiful red roses.
When will they bloom?
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In rosebud season when buds become blossoms.
Besides roses and paving stones what else can be found in the garden?
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Magical knomes and icecream cones.
When is the time to harvest the garden?
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an harvest time.
aren't we all a bit daft??
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Of course we're daft, it keeps us sane.
Which gnome is the daftest of them all?
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Happy
Where was Sleepy when all this took place?
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Sleeply was with Snow White, but that's a different story.
Why Sleepy is not a dwarft?
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If he was one he would be "Nappy".
Who was the Gnarly Gnome?
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Gnarly was the dude gnome on the surf board.
Would a shark eat a gnome?
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Sure. sharks eat anything
Where would the shark come from?
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From the coy pond that is next to the garden.
How many coy did they have?
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25
What can you do with coy?
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Oh, you can enjoy a coy.
What are the ways to enjoy a coy?
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Coy pie with whipped cream.
When did the cops show up?
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They showed up when the whip cream got out of hand.
Why did the cops confiscate the whipped cream?
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they were having strawberries for lunch.
what would they have tomorrow?
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Twinkies and toast
How old were the twinkies?
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Old enough to know better!
When did the lawyers jump off the bridge?
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at high noon after the new sheriff walked into town!
Why is the new sheriff so mean?
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The new sheriff had a tummy ache.
Why did his tummy hurt?
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Because of bad tuna salad.
Who made the tuna salad?
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Myrtle - she did it on purpose.
What horrid thing did she add to the salad?
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Peanut utter was added to the tuna salad.
Why is the sheriff allergic to peanut butter?
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Because his mother who is an elephant ate too many peanuts while she was pregnant with him.
What circus did his mother perform in?
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At the Watch Where You Walk Circus
Who was the ringmaster?
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The Sultan of Salami.
When did the Fire Eater and Lion Tamer marry?
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They married when the flame was very hot.
Who was the bride and who was the groom?
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Of course the Lion Tamer was the bride.
What did they name the baby?
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They named him Burning Love after Uncle Elvis.
Was Billy Joel upset, you know, he started the fire.
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No Billy Joel did not care, however Garth Brooks was standing outside the fire.
Why do we do the things we do?
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I know and Johnny was standing in the ring of fire.
OMG how many fires are still burning?
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we do the things we do because the fires are still burning.
why does the cat have nine lives?
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We do things when fires are burning when we feel the heat and cats have 9 lives because they stay away from heat. ( well, fire heat)
Why do cats sing so off key when in heat?
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because they forgot to keep their tails out of the fire.
do the cats stay out of the breakfast cereal?
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No, they don't.
What kind of cereal is it?
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Krispy Kittie Kookies
When did the herd of ducks arrive?
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the ducks came just in the quack of time
Why did the ducks baste themselves in orange sauce
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For the halibut (hell of it) Hehehehe!
When were you going to tell me all of this?
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We would tell you when hell froze over.
What will be come of the orange duckies?
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Duck a'La'Orange
When does the clock start around here?
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a heck of a lot earlier than i would like!
where are the fishies swimming?
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In the little fishies pond is where the fishies swim all day long.
When does the fisherman show up?
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After the forth Wednesday before the third Tuesday.
Where is the UPS guy?
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Out racing the truck with Dale Jarrett #88!
When is he going to retire?
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When UPS delivers the right retirement package.
Where will he live after he retires?
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On the moon so he can be the first person to open a moon buggy racetrack.
How fast do moon buggies go?
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At the speed of moonlight of course.
What's the best selling snack on the moon?
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Moon Pies are number one.
Will they moon on the moon?
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But of course, and none too soon, that goes even for Sun Yung Moon.
Where are the monasteries?
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on the highest mountain tops.
how will we get there.
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we can't wind surf
what will we do, what will be do?
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how about we hang-glide.
What will we do for fun in the monastery?
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we will break the code of silence
what do they wear under their hood type clothing
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Male chastity belt contraptions to keep them safe from the temptations of visitors and farm animals.
What's their favorite song?
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row, row, row, your boat.
do they sing it on key?
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No, they sing on choir risers.
When did the Cd come out?
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the cd game out on Father's Day
what did those poor farm animals get blessed
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The monks said to the animals "You are blessed." And wha la blessed animals.
Why was the ceremony so short?
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Due to the stampeding animals who hated the smell of the incense.
What's the quickest way out of a monastery?
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quickest way out is to catapult
what if we catapult into the walls of the monastery?
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hopefully we'll land in a vat of wine as big as a swimming pool
Where do the monks go on vacation?
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To the Caribbean, of course!
Why didn't the zebra go with them?
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The zebra has no pants.
Why would that matter?
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Are you kidding, those monks would freak right out and that would ruin the vacation.
Will they wear their robes over their speedos or what will they appear in at the beach?
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They will tuck their robes into their speedos.
What beach will they go to?
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punta uva, costa rica
What will they order for dinner?
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they will order turtle chimichganas, lime liquor drinks, and frog legs a la vera cruz
What will they say as a prayer
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Over the teeth, past the gums, watch out stomach here it comes.
What was Mother Superior doing there?
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She had to bless them to forgive them for wearing speedos.
What did she say to bless them?
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Forgive them Father, for they do not know what they do.
Why were they sunburnt?
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because a speedo does not cover much
what color were the speedos
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magenta and fuschia with green dots
Where did they go next?
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up the beach to attend a huge bonfire and toast marshmellows.
what did they have with their marshmallows?
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They had holy water and smores.
What did they do when the shark ate that little monastery dude?
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"Our Prayers Are Answered" they shouted. They never liked him.
Who took his place?
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Gary took his place.
Where was Gary before all this took place?
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He was the guide for the boat tour that the monk got eaten on.
Why did the shark that ate the monk get sick?
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the monk's speedo got stuck in his dorsal fin
What will become of the monk's remains
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They will be sent to Davy Jones Locker.
Do any of the other Monkees have their own lockers?
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no lockers needed, they are on the last train to Clarksville
What would a monkey do in Clarksville
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He will do the Electric Slide.
How many days will he stay in Clarksville?
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He will stay til the cows come home.
What color are the cows?
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the cows are the color purple
Who wanted the purple cow drink?
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I did with lots of icecream in it.
What kind of icecream did they get on the boat?
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chocolate mint chip
is there any other kind?
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Rocky Road is one kind that comes to mind.
When does the ice cream melt?
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it is a terroristic plot---- the faster it melts; the faster we eat it and the more severe the brain freeze pain
Why did the banana dance before he was beheaded to add to the toppings
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He honestly thought he was home free.
What other things were added to the topping?
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Goat cheese, whipped topping, cheese whiz
Why are we eating this stuff?
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To win the contest, of course!
What kind of contest is it?
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the contest to win a trip to be on Dr.Phil's show and discuss their lack of a love life
Will Dr. Phil discuss his private life with Robin
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probably not, he's an extremely private person.
can we go to oprah instead.
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the only way to get on Oprah is too weight more than she does
how will they each gain 57 poounds
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choclate cake and potato chips and spinach dip.
what will we dip into our spinach?
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dip the chips in the spinach dip
Will oprah make us jump up upon the couch ( like Tom did)
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No, Oprah does not like surprises that are talked about for years.
What will we wear?
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Everyone will dress up like characters from the Wizard Of Oz.
Who will be the Tin man?
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Sluff will be the Tin Man, although he does have a heart and a brain
Who will be the mean witch and who will be the good witch
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Kevno will be the Tinman.
Is the Tinman rusty?
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no the Tinman is Kevno
who will play the good witch and the mean witch
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I will play the good witch, of course!
Why do we have to have a mean witch?
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maybe not mean, just wicked. wickedly sexy.
will the wicked witch be the skinniest?
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Nope since I will play the part of the wicked witch. cackle cackle!
Who will be Dorothy?
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Dorothy has to be played by Willie and Winnie because Willie plays Toedough.
Who is the great OZ?
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Kevno will play the Great and Wonderful Oz. He is great at BS! Hehehe!
How will we know when we get there?
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thougt Kenvo was the Tinman
you will know you are there by all the mini-me people running around on yellow bricks
do we have to have a tornado
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No, a hurricane or earthquake will do.
Which will it be?
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It will be Hurricane Sluffie,however, the yellow brick road is not touched.
where do you evacuate when you are in Oz
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To Disneyland, Silly.
What do you take with you?
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you would have to take a lot of money
Would Snow White fall in love with the Lion, and who is he anyways
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it would be hard to choose there are so many of the adorable here.
perhaps boxman or tubes???
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I'm thinking Boxman, he has a pretty good grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Will Boxman learn to live with those 7 other little fellows in Snow White's bedroom?
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Nope, Boxman wants her all to himself.
Will Snow White marry him?
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well, duh,,, Boxman is prince charming
Who will walk be his best man
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Grumpy Sluffbunny :bunny:
Will the ceremony be long?
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long enough to get it done
What will the do on their honeymoon
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sorry to interrupt here, but all y'all are crazy! :urcrazy;
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Yes, well duh!!!!!
crazy is a nice place to be, sometimes, like now, and this takes my mind off the impending doom I feel about getting my neck slit Thrusday
we have many "crazy" moments on IHD, gets you through your day, gives you a laugh or two, after all, laughter is the best medicine
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They will go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
How big of a barrel do they need?
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they need a double barrel
what will they do in the barrel
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it's not polite to ask what they will do in the barrel. (you might blush) :shy;
who will help them out when they get to the bottom?
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the passengers and crew on the Maid of the Mist
what will they do next for excitement?
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go to the netherlands to pick tulips.
what color is their favorite?
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You may think we are crazy now, but go read the story written three words at a time. There we really shine!
Pink and yellow, however purple will earn them a token.
What will the purple token earn them?
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loads upon loads of purple boas, several dozen tiaras and one more weekend with Goofynina so we all tell her in person how much she meant to people here.
what colour tulips do the squirrels like best?
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the squirrels would rather have nuts, though they'll take pink tulips in a pinch.
what is in that pinch?
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Ow! Let go of my arm!
How do we know how hard that pinch is?
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you pinch as hard as can be until they yell "tulips rule"
Will that crazy man come sing "Tiptoe thru the Tulips?"
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No he likes to sing "Roses are Red my love violets are blue'.................
What color are his shoes?
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They are Blue Suede Shoes of course.
What kind of car does he drive?
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He loves his AMC Purple Pacer.
What color are his fuzzy dice?
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fuschia of course
How many are they?
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4 because twice the dice is very nice.
What does he order at the drive through?
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A Happy Meal to go, of course.
Why did he order the Happy Meal?
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He ordered a happy meal for the toy.
What kind of toy did he get?
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a little purple hot rod.
who will he give the little car to??
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To the mechanic at the "Home for Retired Race Car Drivers"
What was the mechanic's reaction?
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He did his best Michael Jackson dance routine ending with the Moonwalk.
Where will he put the toy car?
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In a safe place.
Who was he hiding it from?
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The Mob Boss who was coming to visit him tomorrow.
Why did the Mob Boss take an interest in his little place of business?
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Because this is where he bought the horses heads to put in the victims beds.
When will he put the horses head in the beds in chicago ?
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when ihd gets there.
why is ihd going to chicago?
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To PARTY, of curse! :bandance;
When does the shindig start?
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As soon as you put your boa on!
How many people does it take to rock the windy city??
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As many as you can find.
How manty of them will manage to stay out of jail?
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None of them. All of them end up in jail.
True friends are friends who are sitting in jail with you saying: Gee that was fun. When can we do it again?
When can we do it again?
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As soon as everyone gets paroled.
Where will the next adventure be?
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in las vegas of course.
will the parolees have just as much fun.
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As long as they obey restraining orders.
Who took out the restraing orders?
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The people that the IHD members partied with last time they were in Vegas.
Where will the Purple Boa Parade start at in Vegas?
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Just to the right of the Baglady Convention.
When does the parade end?
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There ain't no parade like a purple boa parade, cause a purple boa parade don't stop (don't stop)
Why did the bag ladies have a convention?
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To compare the strength and durability of the bags they carry.
What kind of bag is the best?
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Snakeskin of course is the best bag to have. But our ladies have paper bags.
What did they use the paper bags for?
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Anything and everything.
Why aren't you a bag lady?
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Because I'm a man.
What would you call a male bag lady?
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A postal worker
What is she hiding in her bag?
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A large 7 milimeter toaster.
What will she do with the toaster?
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She will warm up bagels to feed to the pigeons.
What kind of bagels do the pigeons prefer?
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Three day old bagels are what pigeons prefer, but anything will do.
WHO will feed the pigeons the bagels?
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Rachael Ray will feed the bagels to the pigeons.
WHERE will the pigeons be feasting on their bagels?
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In times Square in New York City. Big fat pigeons!
Why are bagels being fed to pigeons in Times Square?
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Because the big, fat pigeons wanted to visit the Disney store there.
When will the pigeons be in Times Square?
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6a.m to 9 a.m They are putting on show.
Why did the old man step into the pigeon show?
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To avoid stepping into the pigeon poop.
Who was the man who stepped into the show to avoid stepping into the pigeon poop?
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Donald Trump was the man who stepped into the show to avoid stepping into the pigeon poop.
Who helped Donald Trump avoid stepping into the pigeon poop?
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A little girl Scout helped him.
what was a girl Scout doing there?
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She was starting a new reality show on cookies
Why would a girl sell her cookies on a reality show
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There's money in them there shows
What reality show would you like to start?
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How about a reality show about why there are so many reality shows?
What would the contestants on such a reality show do?
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Bake cookies and have tea while having a discussion about the reality shows on TV.
What would Oprah say about all of this?
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Oprah says "Read the book, it's in my book club."
What is the title of the book?
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The title of the book is "Oprah's new Bookclub Book", subtitled "Read It or Else".
Where will Oprah and her Book Club have their discussion about the book?
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In the Tea House of The August Moon
Why did they decide to have their discussion in Japan?
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Because they are completely out of their existential minds.
Where will they go next on their reading journey?
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They will go to the Ukraine, of course, for their next reading journey.
What will happen in the Ukraine?
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Nothing at all.
where will they go next?
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To Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone, Constantinople.
Why did Constantinople get the works?
(Sorry, both myanswer and question are lyrics to a They Might Be Giants song about Constantinoples name being changed to Istanbul that popped into my head when thought about an answer. ;D)
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Constantinople got the works because Instanbul didn't want it.
When will they be leaving Constantinople?
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They will be leaving on the third Wednesday of the fifth month at 1:45 pm.
What mode of transportation will they use to travel?
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The will travel by moped.
Who else will join them?
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Oprah's boyfriend Stedman will join them.
He brought a book with him, what is the title?
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the title of the book is The One Thousand Diets of Oprah
Which diet meal plan will they have to follow
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The Elvis diet, fried peanut butter & banana sandwiches & Crispy Cream doughnuts.
How much weight will they lose?
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They will lose quite a bit of weight, but only in their pocketbooks.
When will they arrive at their destination?
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They will arrive 5 days later around noon.
Where will they stay?
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They will stay at the Hagia Sophia in Instanbul.
What city will they next go to on their journey?
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:bump;
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Gotham City.
Will they fly or pack a lunch?
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they will fly
on what airline?
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Delta Airline will fly them to Gotham.
What will happen to them when they get to Gotham?
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Batman will save them
What does Batman save them from?
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Batman will save them from the Joker
What will Batman do to the Joker?
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Batman will put the Joker in jail.
Who visits the Joker in jail?
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The Penguin, of course, visits the Joker in jail.
Where will they go next after being saved from the Joker by Batman?
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Only the Shadow knows.
Who does the shadow belong to?
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The shadow belongs to Oprah, of course.
Where will Oprah and her entourage go next on their amazing adventure?
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Oprah, visits, Dr. Phil, at His Studio, on Friday, to Discuss, " Talk Show Hosts, Gone Wild "
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Forgot to post my Question.
Dr. Phil still makes Money, because?
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Dr. Phil discovers his bs can fuel a experimental automoblie.
Who rides in the Philmoblie with Oprah?
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Rachael Ray rides in the Philmobile with Oprah, of course.
Where will they go in the Philmobile?
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They will go to visit Jerry Springer.
Who do they pick up on the way?
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They stop to Pick up Hillary Clinton, Today, at Her Home, she has Nothing else to do.
The " Philmobile " is getting Crowded. Who gets " Dumped?"
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oprah does.
why did they pick her?
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Because she could afford to buy a private jet to take her home.
Now that they have lightened their load, where will they go?
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timbuktu
and once there they will all do what?
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Leave Rachel there, They can't take anymore of Her Laugh and Chatter.
Hillary and Jerry, What will they Discuss?
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They discuss hair highlights. Phil gets pissed off.
Whats Dr. Phil's problem?
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He's bald & bored so he leaves.
Who replaces him?
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Jennifer Anniston replaces Dr. Phil because she is interested in new hair highlighting techniques.
Where is this group headed after their hair highlighting discussion is completed?
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:bump;
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They head to Tyra Banks's house to have brunch.
What happens on the way there?
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On the way to Tyra Bank's house for brunch, Hillary, Jerry, and Jennifer get into a huge argument.
What is the topic of their argument?
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Hillary and Jerry wanted to take the coast route but Jennifer wanted to take the high road.
What did they decide?
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Majority rules -- they took the coast route.
Where will they stop along the way?
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They stop at the pier to ride the ferris wheel.
Who do they see there?
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They see Ellen Degeneres at the fair. It was her birthday!
Will Ellen join the group?
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Yes she'll join the group, Ellen is always up for a good time.
Do they really want Ellen with them?
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They do at first, but that doesn't last long.
What trouble develops when they get to Tyra's house?
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When they get to Tyra's house, Ellen and Jerry get into huge argument.
What is the subject of their argument?
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Ellen wants Jerry to dance with her. He refuses. She turns up the music.
What does Tyra do?
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Tyra kicks Jerry to the curb and dances with Ellen instead.
What does Ellen feel about this sudden change in dancing partners?
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Ellen loves it, obviously.
So what does Jerry do now?
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he storms off, exiting stage left.
who does he run into there?
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Jerry runs into Bill Clinton who says he is looking for Hillary.
What does Bill really want?
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Bill really wants to golf.
Where does Bill take Ellen, Jennifer, and Tyra next?
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Bill takes them to McDonald's to get free burgers, the President eats for free.
Why does he tell Ellen, Jennifer and Tyra not to order onions on their burgers?
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Bill tells Ellen, Jennifer, and Tyra not to eat onions with their burgers because he wants their breath to be fresh when he kisses them.
What happens when Bill tries to kiss them?
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They gang up on him and throw him out of the car after they had their fill of hamburgers.
Where do these people go next?
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They call Jay Leno to see if he's home.
How many times does the phone ring?
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The phone rings 11 times before Jay's wife finally answers and tell our trio that Jay is not at home. He is at the studio warming up for the Tonight Show.
In what manner does the trio respond to this news?
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They buy a Hollywood Stars' homes Map and try to find Leno's studio.
Will they find Leno's studio or do they just take a tour?
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They become distracted by all the homes of the stars on their map and forget about Leno.
What movie star do they spy coming out of his/her front door in his/her bathrobe to get the morning paper?
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It's Ed McMahon. Ellen moons him from the back seat.
Jennifer's cell phone rings. Who is calling?
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It is her ex, Brad Pitt. She has not heard from him in ages, and now he is calling. Oh my goodness...
What could he possibly want?
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He wants her to be Godmother to one of his twins when they are born.
Do you think she will say yes !?
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She wants to think about it. She asks Hillary's advice.
What does Hillary suggest?
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Hillary suggests Jennifer throw her full support behind Brad.
What does Angelina think of all this?
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Angelina is too preggers to object. She decides to get a new tattoo.
What is the tattoo?
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Because she is feeling sentimental with due to her pregnancy, the new tattoo is an exact duplicate of the one she had removed with her ex's name in it (Billy Bob Thornton).
Where does our group go next?
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They go to visit David Letterman and his mother.
What is his son doing when they visit David?
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His son is playing a tuba solo.
Who taught David Letterman's son to play the tuba?
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Paul Schaeffer taught him so he could join the Late Show band.
They stay for dessert. What kind of pie does Dave's mom make?
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David's mother bakes an apple pie, of course.
Where does the group go for their evening excitement?
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well, for excitement David calls Rosey and they get into a mud slinging character fight
what will happen if rosey comes over to kick david's butt
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Rosie gets Dave in a half nelson before he gives in.
While Dave heads for the chiropractor, the group decides to check into Hotel Belair. Who pays their tab?
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Because she is still making quite a bit of money from her "Friends" syndication, Jennifer foots the bill.
What will they order from room service?
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Buttermilk and tacos.
Who is delivering room service?
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Gordon Ramsey.
Excitement grows because the group thinks Chef Ramsey did the cooking. Did he really do it?
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Of course Chef Ramsey did not do the cooking. It was all done through the magic of television!
What will the group do next at their hotel?
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They head to the pool.
What other celebrities are getting some rays?
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Ossie is looking for the rays, along with his family....
will Ossie find dog do-do in his room
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No, he won't find dog do-do in his room, but he might find a dirty sock?
Who do you think left their dirty sock in Ossie's room?
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Tommy Lee left it there.
Why was Tommy Lee in the hotel room?
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Pamela Anderson was staying at the hotel & he was spying on her.
Was she alone?
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She had the kids with her at the pool.
Why was Tommy Lee spying?
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Tommy Lee was spying and that is a normal activity for stars who are in relationships with big, fake, boobed chicks.
Is there anything fake on Tommy Lee
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Yes, he is wearing a fake nose with sunglasses.
Why is Tommy doing the fake nose and glasses thing?
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Trying to disguise himself.
How successful is he?
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He looks like a tatooed terrorist and stands out in a crowd.
Ellen spots him - does she tell Pam?
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No, Ellen keeps it to herself.
What is Ellen up to?
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Ellen asks Jerry to go to lunch and shopping with her in Beverly Hills.
Why didn't she invite Jennifer?
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Apparently, Ellen wants Jerry all to herself for some reason.
What is the reason Ellen wants to be alone with Jerry?
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She's apparently looking for a sperm donor.
Before she can ask him, someone interrupts their lunch. Who is it?
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Thank goodness, Steve Carell interrupts them before Ellen can hatch her scheme with Jerry Springer. She see Steve and thinks he would make a much better sperm donor.
Will Ellen and Steve's child have to be waxed after delivery?
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Only a good genetics evaluation can determine this.
Here comes Jennifer. What has she got to say?
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Jennifer wants to know why she got ditched.
What is Ellen's explanation?
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Ellen said she had a show to get back to.
Is Ellen going to make the show on time?
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No, she doesn't. She runs into Hugh Hefner & wanting to be a Playboy Centerfold she holds his interest by inviting him to have dinner with her. He accepts.
Now how in the world can she convince him she has a great body & accomplish her dream of being a contender for PlayMate Of The Year
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Ellen will have to get Hugh extremely intoxicated in order to make him believe she can be a Playboy Bunny.
Why on earth would Ellen want to be a Playboy Bunny?
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She likes the outfit with the cute bunny tail. It is easy to dance in.
Why is Ellen dancing?
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Ellen is dancing because she is out of the closet and open and living her life as she wants.
Why would the world frown on Ellen? (some of the world)
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Because the world (some of the world) is fearful of what it does not understand.
Does Ellen gain acceptance in her lifetime?
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Yes, she does and a free subscription to Time Magazine.
Why is Oprah jealous?
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Oprah is envious because she has no rhythm and cannot dance.
Where has Tyra been all this time?
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Tyra is making the rounds in the hope of finding interesting guests for her show.
I wonder if she finds anyone, do you think she does & who could it be?
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She learns that Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson rekindled their romance. She tries to find Pam and ask them to be her guests.
What happens when she approaches Pam and the kids at the pool?
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When Tyra approaches Pam and the kids at the pool, one of the kids throws a water balloon at her and it gets Tyra right in the face.
What is Tyra's response?
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well, she is pissed, now she has a wet, soggy hair style and don't get me started on her make-up
What rude comment did Trya make to the children when she was pissed?
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Brats! Brats! Brats! Tyra called the kids.
What did the kids mother do to Tyra for calling her kids Brats?
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Pam thanked Tyra for accurately portraying her children as brats and for bringing their bad behavior to her attention so that she could address it.
Why do you think Pam reacted so rationally?
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Pam had taken her medication, as needed.
Why did Tommy Lee jump from the bushes, tackle Tyra, knocking her into the pool?
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He thought Tyra looked better wet and to keep the beach ball from hitting her over inflated boobs and creating an explosion.
What did Tyra do when she came up out of the water?
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She walked over to Tommy Lee & slapped him in the face.
Pam saw the slap, what did she do about it?
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for a moment there, Pam thought she was on Springer and she wanted to get into a three person type situation
What would Pam, Tommy and Tara do to make up
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They decide to go for a group rate on bikini waxing.
Who goes first?
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(good one)
Tommy Lee has the most hair to be plucked so he goes first.
Who screams the loudest.....
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Tommy Lee says it hurts worse than his last tattoo and begs for mercy.
Does Tyra go for the full Brazilian?
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if by full Brazilain you mean completely hairless, yes she does
Tommy goes full Texan, and what does that mean?
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Full Texas means leave enough to avoid chaffing on the saddle. :rofl;
Pam accuses Tommy of flirting with the wax girl and leaves in a huff. By the way, who is watching her kids?
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(good one, we do hate chaffing)
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
OMG Brittany is watching Pam's children-, they are off playing in the intersection, smoking something.
Is that salmon the children are smoking?
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No, they're just smoking bubble gum cigars that Britt carries at all times. Pam drags her kids off Rodeo drive.
What has become of Jerry and Ellen?
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Jerry and Ellen are back at the hotel and are considering getting mud baths at the spa.
What became of Jennifer?
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Jennifer who?
how many bad movies does it take to be a has-been
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It takes just 1 bad movie to become a has-been in Hollywood today.
Jennifer Aniston. . .she was part of the gang and now is missing.
What became of Jennifer?
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I'm sorry to report that Jennifer has lost her friends and unfortunately her husband.
what will become of little miss aniston and her darling hair cut now?
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Jennifer does a Britany Spears and shaves her head in a fit of madness.
What will her friends say now? Will they rally around her and offer support or will they just point at her and call her "baldy"?
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well, it is a family thing, do you remember Kojack that bald detective with a lolly pop in his mouth, Telly salavas (?) he is her uncle in real life..
they say insanity and baldness runs in families
Is this little guy in the family 8) and would all our little bald smileys be on that family tree
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No that little guy is not in the family, but this one is :bandance;
What will the :bandance; do next?
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The :bandance; will call his twin :bandance; and they will visit their cousin :yahoo; !
What does :yahoo; do for fun?
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He yells for the cheerleaders.
What happens when the cheerleaders get there?
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The cheerlearders start drinking :beer1; and forget what they are doing.
What does the pep squad have to say?
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the pep squad always has plenty to say about those "ho" cheerleaders
why is the pep squad so nasty to the cheerleaders
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They are jealous, of course.
Will the cheerleaders get even?
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cheerleader always get even
will the pep squad live to tell about it
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Only time will tell. Revenge is sweet.
Tommy Lee wants to meet the cheerleaders. Will that work out?
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Tommy and underage cheerleaders? Nothing good can come from that. . .
What does his newly reconciled honey Pam have to say about this turn of events?
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She said, it's over Tommy. Hit the road you'll never change.
Does Tommy beg for another chance?
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Nom Tommy hits the road and joins the cheerleaders. This is the last we see of Tommy Lee.
What will the group do next?
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Back to the pool because you KNOW summer has officially begun when you start seeing the shirtless Matthew McConaughey.
Bald Jen is with Matt. What are they discussing?
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they are discussing telling Matthew McConaughey that it is okay for him to wear deodorant
Why does Matthew refuse to wear deodorant?
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Matthew explains that he enjoys his "manly" aroma and does not need deodorant. He thinks Jennifer should understand.
What does baldy Jennifer say about this?
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Jennifer says""P U" and she misses Brad, he never smelled like pitts.
Jennifer wants to get back with Brad, what are her odds?
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Chances are about one in a million.. so there's a chance.
How many kids will it take before Brad bails on Angelina?
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when the kid who comes out looking just like Billy Bob, Brad will hit the road
what did Angelina do with the left over vile of Billly Bob's blood
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Angelina had a clone of BillyBob made from the vial of blood. She used the clone to obtain genetic samples to create babies, lots and lots of babies, all of them with tattoos.
What will the scientific community think of Angelina's tinkering?
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Scientists agree that one Billy Bob is too many.
What does Brad think when he finds Billy Bob living in their guest house?
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Brad thinks, he is going to get screwed over just like he screwed Jennifer over.
Will history repeat itself
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Yes, Brad gets it in the end. Eight teenagers will be revenge.
What does Jen do after she escapes from Matt?
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Jennifer heads straight for Brad who is so relieved to have some quiet time away from the kids, he decides maybe their break-up was a mistake.
What does Angelina do when she hears of a possible reunion of Jennifer and Brad?
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Angelina immediately sues for child support hoping to remind Brad of his responsibilities.
Will this bring Brad back Angelina?
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No, suing Brad for child support will not bring him back. He has decided to move on permanently.
Will our group of Ellen, Tyra and Jennifer ever get back together and continue their road trip?
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Yes, Ellen calls Rosie and she sends her plane to pick them up. Jerry is tagging along.
Where are they going?
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To a talk-show convention on Oprah.
Who will appear first and why?
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After dumping Jerry (again) because Oprah would never have him on her show, the group arrives at Oprah's studio and Jennifer decides to go first because she is the only one of the group who does not yet have her own talk show.
How does Jennifer convince Oprah to help her to start her own talk show?
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Oprah suggests a wrestling match between Tyra and Jennifer - the winner gets a prime time talk show.
Who will judge the match?
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Well, I guess they are going to have to go back and pick up Jerry from the side of the road. He is the only one they know who is qualified to judge a talk-show wrestling match.
Who wins -- Tyra or Jennifer?
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Tyra wins, you know she has all those different hair styles----she confused Jennifer and Jerry was already confused.
He thought Jennifer and Tyra were ex- lovers.
Why would Jennifer and Tyra ever be in love with Jerry?
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It's really the other way around, Jerry Springer is in love with both of them because they fight, scratch, curse & pull hair & we all know how Jerry encourages that. With these two he didn't have to do that so he loves them & they would bring huge ratings for his show.
Will Jen & Tyra go at again on his show?
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Jennifer and Tyra will wrestle on Jerry's show only if he pays them like he does all of his "guests".
What is next for our group?
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the group has decided to throw in the towel and bring in a fresh, talented, new group
who will be in the new group
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The new group will consist of Twirl, Sluff, and okarol.
How shall they start their new adventure?
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Twirl, Sluff and Okarol call for an emegerncy meeting... they decide to appoint David 13 for head of committee, they would have no fun without David 13.
What kind of adventures will this weird and wacky group embark on?
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Eating french fries from largest to smallest at a nearby Del Taco!
Did Kitkatz join them in the fry eating fest?
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Well, she was in the group until they saw the way she eats her fries, then for the sake of the group they kicked her out.
why would this group consider eating fries shortest to longest like playing without a full bottle of catsup?
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They think Kitkatz is crazy and did not want to contaminate themselves with her weird fry eating ways!
What are they going to do next, now that they have left Del Taco and the fry eater behind? Munch Munch...
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they are going to give Kitkatz many different colored skittles and she how she eats them
what weird, proverted thing will she do while eating skittles
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She will put them into colors then eat them around the colors.
Why does she eat them this way?
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She eats the Skittles according to color because, as eveyone knows, that is the ONLY way to eat Skittles. Right?
With kitkatz eating her Skittles in the back seat, where is the group going?
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Road Trip! This group is heading to a reunion of all IHD members, it is the annual competition for the most talented member.
Twiirl will twirl, David 13 will sing, Queen Ruth will do amazing cat tricks, Sluff will do Evil Knevil motorcycle tricks and others will perform.
Who are some other members and what will they do to entertain
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no one answered
O'karol will have a Ray Moment -- she will demonstrate her shrimp fahita recipe while Kitkatz recites her original poetry.
Who are the judges?
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The judges are Ed McMahon, David Hasselhoff, Regis Philbin, Betty White and Whoopie Goldberg.
Who do they select as the winner?
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actually, Sluff wins for having double talents, he does motorcycle tricks while riding the same horse he road on Bonanza---- it was the most amazing stunt anyone had ever seen
What is Sluff's next big show biz move?
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Sluff heads out to California to audition for "America's got Talent" but along the way he gets sidetracked. What's got his attention?
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:bump;
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The opera in Peoria, Illinois got his attention, Why?