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Title: Hornets!
Post by: Romona on April 16, 2008, 06:30:03 PM
I missed work because I wasn't feeling well. I decided to take a long bath to relax. My bath was cut short by a hornet sting to my left cheek. If you know what I mean. It kind of made my other aches and pains seem like nothing.  :oops;
It's spring!
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: paris on April 16, 2008, 07:14:58 PM
Romona, where were you bathing and how did the hornet get to your cheek??  This sounds like a good story.  I'll get the  :popcorn;  and will wait to see how this happened!  Sluff's going to love this post! :rofl;
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: twirl on April 17, 2008, 03:50:02 AM
did you sit on the bee  ;D  

were you playing Little Mermaid and you turned over to go further in the ocean   :-\

were you sun "bathing" in the nude and on your tummy  :o

were you taking a bath outside in a pond  :)

oh the possibilities :-\
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: Romona on April 17, 2008, 04:32:48 AM
The possibilities are more exciting than what happened.  :rofl;
The kids did get a lecture on making sure the screen is on the open side of the window.  :banghead;
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: twirl on April 17, 2008, 07:35:42 AM
oh you were inside    :clap;  that is even funnier   where is the ouch smiley face     


you stood up to get out of the tub then :lol;    buzz and target hit :sir ken;
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: twirl on April 17, 2008, 07:40:57 AM
pushed the wrong key

he gave his life for you
don't they die after they lose their stingers

and did you have to get the stinger out

thanks for the painfully, yet deligtful  :rofl;
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: twirl on April 17, 2008, 07:42:21 AM
damn, delightful   :oops;
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: Romona on April 17, 2008, 09:02:35 AM
No actually, I sat on him. I am odd in a way. I like to get in an empty tub and let the water run on my feet. The window is in the tub.
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: mikey07840 on April 17, 2008, 10:31:03 AM
Hope you feel better soon.
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: twirl on April 17, 2008, 01:12:47 PM
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;            did you smush him      and how fast did you jump up       :pics; any photos
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: NolaGail on April 17, 2008, 01:18:00 PM
 How do you explain what happened with a straight face or have anyone believe your version of what happened ????

NolaGail
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: boxman55 on April 17, 2008, 04:39:42 PM
It got you in the butt.  I would call guiness world records. You would have to show proof though...Boxman
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: kitkatz on April 17, 2008, 06:01:22 PM
We would like some  :pics;.
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: twirl on April 17, 2008, 06:51:58 PM
Kitkatz     I know you could write a humorous poem about sitting naked in a tub on a hornet   :bandance;
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: paris on April 17, 2008, 07:14:26 PM
Romona,  the visual is too funny!  I can't believe Sluff hasn't posted what he thought happened!  I am sure his version would be hysterical!  Thanks for explaining the whole story.  Hope your bottom is feeling better!!
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: kitkatz on April 17, 2008, 07:18:19 PM
I was getting into my tub
Looking forward to that soap rub
When much to my behind's surprise
It was locked with a hornet's eyes.
Unfortunately I did not see it
I had a major fit
When the hornet's stinger hit.
It hurts only when I sit.

Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: twirl on April 18, 2008, 08:44:49 AM




               Kitkatz     that is so funny   thanks :beer1;
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: Romona on April 18, 2008, 09:39:30 AM
You guys are cracking me up.
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: MyssAnne on April 18, 2008, 10:16:07 AM
That is so funny!!! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

I know it has to hurt, but oh my gosh!!!  STUNG by a hornet IN the tub!!!!!  What a story!!!
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: monrein on April 18, 2008, 11:13:57 AM
No that bump on my butt
Is no pimple
If only it were quite
That simple
But I sat on a bee
Almost got me to pee
Alas I no longer
Can tinkle.
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: twirl on April 18, 2008, 01:06:16 PM
Romona     how is your bottom today          life lesson learned----- you never know when you will have a bee on your behind

 :o
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: Romona on April 18, 2008, 05:32:21 PM
My bottom is just fine,
I am happy to report.
I'd sue that hornet,
But I don't have full tort!
So my advice "Look Far, Look Near".
You never know what will hit your rear! :boxing;
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: twirl on April 18, 2008, 05:50:10 PM
 :bandance; :bandance; :bandance;
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: Romona on April 19, 2008, 08:17:06 PM
Hey Twirl. Girls did awesome today. 1st place! My daughter nailed her double! Of course the Princesses from Beauty and the Beast stole the show.
Title: Re: Hornets!
Post by: twirl on April 20, 2008, 03:45:31 PM
oh, oh, oh, I would love to see them....
is there anyway you can post on the internet
please add photos to IHD
so proud for you and your girls
do they have batons necklaces? I still have mine. Wore one to school one day and an 8th grade student thought it was a penis...
did not wear it to school again...
darn, I wish I lived in Ohio or wherever you guys live

Yeah for you and your girls