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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: Kitsune on April 06, 2008, 09:21:46 PM

Title: Do you like dialysis?
Post by: Kitsune on April 06, 2008, 09:21:46 PM

Well?

Title: Re: Do you like dialysis?
Post by: kitkatz on April 06, 2008, 10:23:05 PM

Do I like dialysis?
Well let me see.

Would I have dialysis in box
With a fox?
No, let me be.

Would I have it with a goat?
Would I have in a moat?
No let me be.


No I do not like this dialysis sh**
For me it just does not fit.

Title: Re: Do you like dialysis?
Post by: Adam_W on April 06, 2008, 10:30:59 PM

Well, I like living, and dialysis is necessary for me to continue doing that, but as for dialysis itself, I think it SUCKS BIG SLIMY DONKEY BALLS!

Adam

Title: Re: Do you like dialysis?
Post by: jbeany on April 06, 2008, 10:40:03 PM

Quote from: kitkatz on April 06, 2008, 10:23:05 PM

Do I like dialysis?
Well let me see.

Would I have dialysis in box
With a fox?
No, let me be.

Would I have it with a goat?
Would I have in a moat?
No let me be.


No I do not like dialysis. It does not fit me!

Kit has wit.
Adam has a fit.
None of us like it, damn it!

I do love the good Doctor!

Title: Re: Do you like dialysis?
Post by: aharris2 on April 07, 2008, 04:21:45 AM

Quote from: Adam_W on April 06, 2008, 10:30:59 PM

Well, I like living, and dialysis is necessary for me to continue doing that, but as for dialysis itself, I think it SUCKS BIG SLIMY DONKEY BALLS!

Adam

No, c'mon Adam. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

Alene

Title: Re: Do you like dialysis?
Post by: bolta72 on April 07, 2008, 04:46:37 AM

 :thumbdown;

Title: Re: Do you like dialysis?
Post by: MyssAnne on April 07, 2008, 05:26:51 AM

I vote no. I'm on pd, so it's not as bad as hemo, but still..I'm stuck to a machine for 10 hours every night. Think that's fun? Heck no!!

That and the fatigue and the resulting ailments that come with ESRD. What's fun about that????

Anyone who says dialysis is fun needs to be taken out back and shot, and buried. With no formalities. Maybe a quick
dump in the pond.
 :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik;

Finally!! I got to use the big stick!!!

Title: Re: Do you like dialysis?
Post by: mikey07840 on April 07, 2008, 11:08:02 PM

One word for dialysis: Sucko!