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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: KICKSTART on March 19, 2008, 08:42:38 AM

Title: Dangerous Virus !!
Post by: KICKSTART on March 19, 2008, 08:42:38 AM

The centre for disease control has issued an urgent medical alert about a highly contagious virus that is transmitted orally,by hand and even electronically.
The virus is called Weary Overloaded Recreational Killer or WORK.
If you receive WORK from your boss via any means do not touch it. This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should go straight away and buy the following two antidotes..
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (Wine) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (Beer)
Cotinue to take this antidote until you are sure WORK has been completely flushed from your system !

Title: Re: Dangerous Virus !!
Post by: Sluff on March 19, 2008, 08:45:35 AM

 :sluff;  I think you have solved my medical problems.  :bow;

Title: Re: Dangerous Virus !!
Post by: Romona on March 19, 2008, 09:06:13 AM

Is there a vaccine?  :rofl;

Title: Re: Dangerous Virus !!
Post by: paris on March 19, 2008, 09:07:56 AM

Start drinking early! :beer1;

Title: Re: Dangerous Virus !!
Post by: rose1999 on March 19, 2008, 09:36:33 AM

OMG I wish I'd known this before but I think it's too late for me.  Better start on the cures straight away (even if it is only 4.30 p.m. here!!!)  Perhaps if I REALLY overdose on them I will be OK      :wine; :wine; :beer1; :beer1;

Title: Re: Dangerous Virus !!
Post by: lola on March 19, 2008, 09:45:09 AM

 :rofl; :rofl; :beer1; :sir ken;