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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: Mimi on March 01, 2008, 02:28:20 PM

Title: Can You?
Post by: Mimi on March 01, 2008, 02:28:20 PM

Where can a man buy a cap for his knee,
Or the key to a lock of his hair?
 

Can his eyes be called an academy
Because there are pupils there?



Is the crown of your head where jewels are found?
Who travels the bridge of your nose?
 


If you wanted to shingle the roof of your mouth,
Would you use the nails on your toes?



Can you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand,
Or beat on the drum of your ear?
Can the calf in your leg eat the corn off your toe?
Then why not grow corn on the ear?



Can the crook in your elbow be sent to jail?
If so, just what did he do?
How can you sharpen your shoulder blades?
I'll be darned if I know - do you?

Title: Re: Can You?
Post by: Sluff on March 01, 2008, 02:38:05 PM

Are you alright Mimi?  ;)

Title: Re: Can You?
Post by: bolta72 on March 01, 2008, 03:12:12 PM

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Title: Re: Can You?
Post by: Romona on March 01, 2008, 07:09:17 PM

Quote from: Sluff on March 01, 2008, 02:38:05 PM

Are you alright Mimi? ;)

She's just fine. I saw her playing with the ball of her foot.  :bandance;

Title: Re: Can You?
Post by: Joe Paul on March 01, 2008, 11:02:36 PM

Quote from: Romona on March 01, 2008, 07:09:17 PM

Quote from: Sluff on March 01, 2008, 02:38:05 PM

Are you alright Mimi? ;)

She's just fine. I saw her playing with the ball of her foot.  :bandance;

 :rofl;

Title: Re: Can You?
Post by: rose1999 on March 01, 2008, 11:35:05 PM

 :rofl;

Title: Re: Can You?
Post by: kitkatz on March 02, 2008, 01:24:17 PM

She was sharpening those shoulder blades last time I saw her...

Title: Re: Can You?
Post by: Romona on March 03, 2008, 04:01:57 AM

Quote from: kitkatz on March 02, 2008, 01:24:17 PM

She was sharpening those shoulder blades last time I saw her...

:2thumbsup;
Nice!

Title: Re: Can You?
Post by: willieandwinnie on March 03, 2008, 05:28:44 AM

Good ones Mimi  :rofl;

Title: Re: Can You?
Post by: KICKSTART on March 03, 2008, 08:11:07 AM

Now my sides are 'splitting' with laughter ..or have i just laughed my head 'off'? :rofl;

Title: Re: Can You?
Post by: CW on March 03, 2008, 08:39:45 AM

I love it how these posts start with one person being silly  :urcrazy; and everyone else joins in
You guys are too much  :rofl;