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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: boxman55 on February 14, 2008, 05:13:40 PM

Title: DNR Joke
Post by: boxman55 on February 14, 2008, 05:13:40 PM

MY LIVING WILL



Last night my friend and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch




 

Title: Re: DNR Joke
Post by: Romona on February 14, 2008, 06:01:22 PM

 :rofl; :rofl;
Good to see you Boxman!!!
How are you doing???

Title: Re: DNR Joke
Post by: Mimi on February 14, 2008, 06:10:24 PM

 :yahoo; :yahoo; :yahoo;
Sounds like the old Boxman is back!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome!!!

Mimi

Title: Re: DNR Joke
Post by: Adam_W on February 14, 2008, 06:21:20 PM

Thanks, Boxman. I needed a bit of humour right now.

Adam

Title: Re: DNR Joke
Post by: mikey07840 on February 27, 2008, 05:41:21 PM

 :rofl;

Thanks for the laugh!!

Title: Re: DNR Joke
Post by: Sluff on February 27, 2008, 06:24:30 PM

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Title: Re: DNR Joke
Post by: bolta72 on February 28, 2008, 05:26:24 AM

 :2thumbsup; That was a good one, starts my day with a good chuckle.

Title: Re: DNR Joke
Post by: rose1999 on February 28, 2008, 05:29:17 AM

 :rofl;

Title: Re: DNR Joke
Post by: kidney4traci on February 28, 2008, 06:48:39 AM

Competely unexpected!   :rofl;

Title: Re: DNR Joke
Post by: Joe Paul on February 28, 2008, 07:49:03 AM

With friends like that, who needs enemy's ?   >:D

Title: Re: DNR Joke
Post by: MyssAnne on February 28, 2008, 11:17:35 AM

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

And I sent it to 3 of my friends.....

 :cuddle; :cuddle;