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Title: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: okarol on January 15, 2008, 02:31:26 PM
 Silly...

 ??? Eeeek snakes on my head!

 ;) You better sleep with one eye open.

 ;D Like my new dentures?

 :thumbup; How about a lift?

Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: boxman55 on January 15, 2008, 03:50:55 PM
Okarol, you are losing it!!!  :o (Just got goosed)
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: kitkatz on January 15, 2008, 05:26:59 PM
 :thumbup; - up yours
 :bandance;- get jiggy with it!
 :banghead;- damn damn damn it!
 :waving; get lost!
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: okarol on January 15, 2008, 05:48:28 PM
 :urcrazy; my head is round, round, round

 :beer1; cheers! we have a urine sample!

  :clap; like my seal impression? Ar Ar Ar!

 :bow; ugh, this exercise is killing me.

 :oops; I farted.



Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Sluff on January 15, 2008, 06:29:10 PM
Whatever your smoking, I want some.  :rofl;
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: okarol on January 15, 2008, 06:35:13 PM
 :bandance; smoke me!

Hey Sluff, we still need one of these (see below)
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: glitter on January 15, 2008, 06:50:07 PM
i like this little guy
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: angela515 on January 15, 2008, 07:18:19 PM
 :rofl; I love that one glitter!
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: xtrememoosetrax on January 16, 2008, 08:46:04 AM
 :welcomesign; - wow, my arms sure are getting tired.
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Romona on January 16, 2008, 01:03:26 PM
 :twocents;
Balance of my checking account.
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: tamara on January 16, 2008, 02:33:40 PM
 :ausflag; Im jealous of these two guys  :ukflag; :usaflag; they seem to be alive compared to me, they move their arms and wink at people and I just stare at people with the same expression.  :'(
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: tamara on January 16, 2008, 02:35:12 PM
 :wine;

HEY! Where did that glass go?  I was pouring that for myself !
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: kellyt on January 16, 2008, 02:48:18 PM
 :bow;   :o   So, I got my bill today from the hospital/doctor's office/lab...   I feel like this all the time lately.
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Romona on January 16, 2008, 03:11:33 PM
:ausflag; Im jealous of these two guys� :ukflag; :usaflag; they seem to be alive compared to me, they move their arms and wink at people and I just stare at people with the same expression. :'(
But they don't have a kidney that pees.
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: okarol on January 16, 2008, 03:26:29 PM
:ausflag; Im jealous of these two guys  :ukflag; :usaflag; they seem to be alive compared to me, they move their arms and wink at people and I just stare at people with the same expression.  :'(

But you have TWO arms!  :ausflag;
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: xtrememoosetrax on January 16, 2008, 05:49:54 PM
 :cuddle; - is your head starting to hurt too?

 :grouphug; - time for a Care Bears reunion!
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: petey on January 16, 2008, 06:13:02 PM
 :bandance;  my feet are stuck to this fly paper...and I gotta pee!
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: petey on January 16, 2008, 06:20:21 PM
 :bandance; building up the fistulas in both arms at the same time

 :secret; did you hear about Katie's new kidney?

 :bow; bow to the Kidney Fairy who sent Katie's new kidney to her

 :oops; was that my PhosLo that fell in the potty?

 ;D anybody got a toothpick?

 :beer1; if our arms could bend, we'd drink these beers

 :banghead; our arms can't bend, and we can't drink the beers

 :snowman; who has beer and didn't share?

 :rudolph; RUDOLPH, where's all the snowman's beer?
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: goofynina on January 18, 2008, 08:15:45 AM
 :rofl;  You all are too much (and i love ya for it) ;)
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: KT0930 on January 18, 2008, 12:26:08 PM
y'all are too funny!

Thanks Petey!
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: okarol on January 18, 2008, 12:39:08 PM
 :banghead; Who stole my body??

 :angel; It wasn't me!

 >:D Don't look at me heheheh

 :waving; I got it!

 :thx;
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Bajanne on January 18, 2008, 02:49:37 PM
These are too hilarious!  Here is my lil contribution -

 :rofl; - Help!  I've fallen and I can't get up!
 :rant; - and she said the chili wasn't very hot!!
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: xtrememoosetrax on January 18, 2008, 03:31:28 PM
 :angel; - doctor's favorite, the "compliant" patient: "Yes, doctor, whatever you say."

 >:D - IHD patient: "Now wait just a minute, doc, I have a few more questions!"
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: xtrememoosetrax on January 18, 2008, 03:47:24 PM
O0 - I need a haircut.

 :grouphug; - let's win this one for the gipper!

 :rofl; - don't tase me, bro!
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: goofynina on January 18, 2008, 11:15:39 PM
 :snowman; - Oh shit, I got an itch
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: boxman55 on January 19, 2008, 06:39:32 AM
 :popcorn;  I got quit poppin these pills

Boxman
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Bajanne on January 19, 2008, 12:48:30 PM
:rofl; - don't tase me, bro!

CLASSIC!!!! :thumbup;
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: KT0930 on January 19, 2008, 05:28:56 PM
:rofl; - don't tase me, bro!

CLASSIC!!!! :thumbup;

bajanne, I'm really ashamed of the US that you've heard that where you are! That's our contribution to the global society for 2007??   :urcrazy;
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Wattle on January 19, 2008, 10:02:16 PM
:rofl; - don't tase me, bro!

CLASSIC!!!! :thumbup;

bajanne, I'm really ashamed of the US that you've heard that where you are! That's our contribution to the global society for 2007??   :urcrazy;

 :ausflag;  It's been on the news here too.
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Bajanne on January 21, 2008, 09:03:22 PM
CNN has been standard fare in my country since it first started.  and with the Internet and YouTube, all your dirty linen is up for grabs (and ours too, if you were interested)
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: kitkatz on January 22, 2008, 06:23:02 AM
 :banghead;  I locked my keys in the car/house
 :bow; the floors are done
 :bow; Oh mighty great one, I have done your bidding!
 :yahoo;  Rock on!


Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Romona on January 22, 2008, 02:26:24 PM
 :-*- Look at me , I'm a guppy.
 :bow;- Oh no. I lost my contact.
 :beer1; Better than Slimfast.
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: okarol on January 22, 2008, 09:08:09 PM


 :rofl; - don't tase me, bro!




 :rofl; - Help!  I've fallen and I can't get up!


:bandance; building up the fistulas in both arms at the same time

 ;D anybody got a toothpick?

 :beer1; if our arms could bend, we'd drink these beers



made me laff!
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Bajanne on January 24, 2008, 03:21:59 AM
Me too!  These are all very funny!  Okarol, that was a super idea to start this going!!!  i love it.

 :santahat; of course I know Christmas is done.  You should see what my barber did to my hair.
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: okarol on March 19, 2008, 11:06:13 AM
 :big hug: I am gonna pinch your cheeks!!

 :sir ken; Ok, here ya go!
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: kitkatz on March 19, 2008, 01:31:19 PM
 :sir ken;  I had my vaccinations today
 :sir ken;  Okay, drop your drawers

Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: paddbear0000 on March 19, 2008, 02:26:21 PM
Sluff, where's our barfing smiley? We really need one!
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: mysty on March 19, 2008, 02:40:54 PM
 :2thumbsup;  If i keep smiling with my eyes closed it will go away

 :clap;  They dragged me out of the seaquarium!

 :urcrazy; and the wheels on the bus go round and round....

 :big hug:  (i have to agree this one from the get go made me think of.. ooooh im gonna pinch those cheeks!)

 :o  Ouch.. my two brain cells collided in orbit...

Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: twirl on March 19, 2008, 03:44:08 PM
:shy;     this is my second time to do this; I think I placed it on the wrong thread

 :sir ken;               big butt  is before treatment
                          little butt  is after treatment
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Bajanne on March 21, 2008, 07:22:12 AM
:sir ken;               big butt  is before treatment
                          little butt  is after treatment

 :rofl;
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Chris on March 22, 2008, 05:27:24 PM
Everytime I see  :bandance; I think of the Peanut Butter and Jelly dance that the character Brian does from a Family Guy episode I saw on YouTube.
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Sluff on March 22, 2008, 05:37:44 PM
Sluff, where's our barfing smiley? We really need one!

 :puke;
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: kellyt on March 22, 2008, 07:46:35 PM
Everytime I see  :bandance; I think of the Peanut Butter and Jelly dance that the character Brian does from a Family Guy episode I saw on YouTube.

"Peanut Butter Jelly!    ;musicalnote;  Peanut Butter Jelly!    ;musicalnote;  Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat!"            ???    But it's my favorite episode!!!!!!!!!!  :clap;

Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: paddbear0000 on March 23, 2008, 06:28:15 AM
Everytime I see  :bandance; I think of the Peanut Butter and Jelly dance that the character Brian does from a Family Guy episode I saw on YouTube.

"Peanut Butter Jelly!    ;musicalnote;  Peanut Butter Jelly!    ;musicalnote;  Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat!"            ???    But it's my favorite episode!!!!!!!!!!  :clap;



Great episode!
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: Chris on March 23, 2008, 03:31:10 PM
Actually, I think I posted it on my MySpace page. I'll have to look.
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: CW on March 23, 2008, 03:42:34 PM
Everytime I see  :bandance; I think of the Peanut Butter and Jelly dance that the character Brian does from a Family Guy episode I saw on YouTube.

"Peanut Butter Jelly!    ;musicalnote;  Peanut Butter Jelly!    ;musicalnote;  Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat!"            ???    But it's my favorite episode!!!!!!!!!!  :clap;



Great episode!

Same for me it is always - Peanut Butter jelly time - when I see the dancing banana
Title: Re: Alternate smiley definitions
Post by: kellyt on March 23, 2008, 06:50:33 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1639351