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Title: Humor: Christmas Carols from the Psychiatric Unit
Post by: Deanne on December 20, 2007, 08:45:02 AM



SCHIZOPHRENIA--Do You Hear What I Hear?

AMNESIA--I Don't Remember If I'll Be Home for Christmas

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER--We Three Queens Disoriented Are

MANIC--Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and Fire Hydrants, and...

PARANOID--Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER--Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

HISTRIONIC PERSONALITY DISORDER--You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna
Cry; I'm Gonna Pout! Maybe I'll tell you why.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER--Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

AGORAPHOBIA--I Heard The Bells on Christmas Day, But Wouldn't Leave
My House

DEMENTIA--Walking in a Winter Wonderland--Miles from My House in My
Slippers and Robe

OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER--I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus-so I
Burned Down the House

SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER--Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,
While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER--We Wish You...Hey Look!!! It's Snowing!!!
Title: Re: Humor: Christmas Carols from the Psychiatric Unit
Post by: thegrammalady on December 20, 2007, 09:15:25 AM
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Humor: Christmas Carols from the Psychiatric Unit
Post by: Katonsdad on December 20, 2007, 09:36:50 AM
 :yahoo; :yahoo; :yahoo; :yahoo;

These are so funny , The whole ward is looking for you.
Title: Re: Humor: Christmas Carols from the Psychiatric Unit
Post by: xtrememoosetrax on December 20, 2007, 11:37:38 AM
Thanks, Deanne! These are funny!
Title: Re: Humor: Christmas Carols from the Psychiatric Unit
Post by: willieandwinnie on December 20, 2007, 01:10:31 PM
SCHIZOPHRENIA. and so am I.  :rofl;