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Title: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Katonsdad on December 19, 2007, 02:03:06 PM
As I drove around town looking for a Circuit City store I pulled into a parking lot .
As I drove thru the lot I noticed a lot of cars parked all over. They were parked very
hap hazardedly and were not completely in parking spaces .  Some cars were double parked
and some were even taking up 2 spaces .  The few people I saw were standing around
talking to each other and not really going anywhere . I finally said forget it and headed out to the street
and then had to laugh at myself when I saw the CarMax sign ......

I hate going Chrisymas shopping .

Katonsdad
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Romona on December 19, 2007, 02:22:25 PM
You are shopping early. Most men don't start until Christmas Eve.  :beer1;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Katonsdad on December 19, 2007, 02:30:30 PM
I do too usually but I am having some ultrasounds done on Monday

Katonsdad
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: thegrammalady on December 19, 2007, 03:19:16 PM
here's one for you, for the first time in known history, i had all my shopping done before thanksgiving. and i never left the house.    :yahoo;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: goofynina on December 19, 2007, 04:48:44 PM
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; You are so lucky i cant pee anymore cuz i'd have one hell of a mess to clean up  :rofl;  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Sluff on December 19, 2007, 06:04:08 PM
 :rofl;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Black on December 19, 2007, 09:04:48 PM
:lol; :rofl; CarMax!?!  :rofl;  :lol;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Wattle on December 19, 2007, 10:41:58 PM
:lol; :rofl; CarMax!?!  :rofl;  :lol;

 ???
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: okarol on December 19, 2007, 10:44:21 PM
:lol; :rofl; CarMax!?!  :rofl;  :lol;

 ???

Lemme 'splain it:
CarMax is the United States' largest used-car retailer.
He wasn't at a electronics store parking lot, he was at a used car lot.
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Wattle on December 19, 2007, 10:46:56 PM


 :rofl; :rofl;  Now I get it!! Thanks Okarol.
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Sluff on December 20, 2007, 03:55:34 AM
Maybe it was proper planning and katonsdad bought a new car for himself for Christmas...why else would this happen? right?? I believe it may be a sign.  :rofl;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Romona on December 20, 2007, 04:50:19 AM
Maybe it was proper planning and katonsdad bought a new car for himself for Christmas...why else would this happen? right?? I believe it may be a sign. :rofl;

It is a sign all right.............................of what?  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Romona on December 21, 2007, 10:10:16 PM
Gentlemen if you have not started shopping yet, you are in trouble. I was shopping and Valentine's Day and Easter stuff is out. It was like being in the Twilight Zone. I was getting confused.  :urcrazy;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: angela515 on December 21, 2007, 10:12:07 PM
 :rofl;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Sluff on December 22, 2007, 03:55:38 AM
Maybe it was proper planning and katonsdad bought a new car for himself for Christmas...why else would this happen? right?? I believe it may be a sign. :rofl;

It is a sign all right.............................of what?  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

I'll never tell.. :secret;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: paris on December 22, 2007, 11:31:09 AM
Romona, it takes so little to confuse us now!! :rofl;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: kellyt on December 22, 2007, 01:29:30 PM
If by "sign" you mean  "Here's your sign".    :rofl;

We might be able to add this to the "You might be a Redneck" page.

You might be a redneck if everytime you go to the electronics store you can't find a parking space because no one ever leaves!    :lol;



It was funnier in my head.  :-\
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Romona on December 22, 2007, 04:13:28 PM
Some more shopping today. I hope no one needs ear muffs because they have been replaced by bikinis.

Sluff, enjoy the itsy, bitsy, tinie, weinie yellow polka dot ear muffs I sent you! I sent some to Katonsdad too.  :santahat;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Katonsdad on December 22, 2007, 06:27:52 PM
I have a terrible joke that came to mind , but I shall not venture there....

I look horrible in yellow and I am sure it would not be my size. I need to shop in the big ears dept.

I love opening myself up to ridicule with my peers ... I might as well laugh at myself , everyone has been since
I was little .  If you can not laugh at yourself you can not laugh at anything and I love to laugh and make people laugh.

Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Romona on December 22, 2007, 07:54:27 PM
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
That is why I love it here! Everyone can laugh at ourselves, but be amazingly supportive when we need it!

I didn't realize you had big ears..................that brings another bad joke to mind involving alcohol and ears.  :bandance; :bandance; :bandance;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: okarol on December 22, 2007, 08:22:13 PM
Is he bragging about his ear size??? :secret;
Title: Re: Why I am not allowed to go Christmas shopping by myself
Post by: Romona on December 22, 2007, 08:24:54 PM
Is he bragging about his ear size??? :secret;
I believe he is. That is very brazen of him.  :o