I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: SheilaW on December 01, 2007, 09:19:37 AM
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When you have a I Hate My Job day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins: Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested, and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."
Have a nice day and remember, "There is always someone with a job that is worse than yours."
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Now that opens the BROWN eyes :rofl;
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Do you think Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs would do that job? :rofl; :rofl;
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Ooh! I love Mike Rowe.
If only I weren't married...... :lol;
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At least they have a job!!
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Ewwwww i hope who-ever it is gets paid well :rofl;
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Do you know what the difference is between an oral and rectal thermometer?
The taste! >:D
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Do you know what the difference is between an oral and rectal thermometer?
The taste! >:D
So....do you know this by experience? :P
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you guys are sick...sick...who the hell wants a thermometer that already has been used by some schmuck at the factory. Can you imagine the conversation in the lunch room. "hey Buck how'd your morning go"...Boxman
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"Well now it was a rough morning. I got a thermometer stuck you know where." he answered.
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"So I take it the thermometer failed Quality Control?"