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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: SheilaW on December 01, 2007, 09:18:35 AM

Title: 10 thoughts to ponder for 2007
Post by: SheilaW on December 01, 2007, 09:18:35 AM
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a
sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a
substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make
it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is
located among millions and millions of cows in America
but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of
illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
of Immigration.

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow."
Title: Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 2007
Post by: bolta72 on December 01, 2007, 09:54:58 AM
Very well said  :clap;
Title: Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 2007
Post by: Aldente on December 01, 2007, 02:04:21 PM
May I have my sandwich now, please?
Title: Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 2007
Post by: Jill D. on December 01, 2007, 04:18:59 PM
You had me cracking up on these Sheila! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 2007
Post by: thegrammalady on December 01, 2007, 04:48:38 PM
:rofl;   :rofl;   :rofl;   :rofl;

i haven't laughed so hard in ages.
Title: Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 2007
Post by: Romona on December 01, 2007, 04:51:37 PM
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 2007
Post by: KT0930 on December 02, 2007, 03:23:09 PM
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
shove them down the stairs.

 :rofl;  :2thumbsup;  :rofl;
Title: Re: 10 thoughts to ponder for 2007
Post by: willieandwinnie on December 02, 2007, 03:31:55 PM
Can I email this to friends.  :rofl;