I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: SheilaW on December 01, 2007, 09:18:35 AM
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a
sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a
substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make
it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is
located among millions and millions of cows in America
but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of
illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
of Immigration.
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow."
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Very well said :clap;
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May I have my sandwich now, please?
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You had me cracking up on these Sheila! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
i haven't laughed so hard in ages.
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:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
shove them down the stairs.
:rofl; :2thumbsup; :rofl;
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Can I email this to friends. :rofl;