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Title: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: paddbear0000 on November 13, 2007, 03:24:27 PM
I wonder where they went on the honeymoon?   :rofl;

Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement

NEW DELHI — A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday.

P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan Times newspaper said.

Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago. "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," he said in the report. The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved. Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses. The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog, which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland. The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun.

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Photo caption:
P. Selvakumar places a garland on a sari-draped former stray female dog named Selvi , during a marriage ceremony in Manamadurai, 470 kilometers (494 miles) south of Chennai, India, Sunday, Nov. 11, 2007. Selvakumar married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death, an act he believes cursed him, a newspaper reported Tuesday. (AP Photo/Dinamalar)
Title: Re: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: goofynina on November 13, 2007, 03:27:45 PM
Why should that poor dog have to suffer with this flippin idiot?  He doesnt even deserve the dog, i hope the dog divorces him and gets 1/2 of his stuff dammit!!!  :urcrazy;
Title: Re: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: Sluff on November 13, 2007, 03:53:08 PM
I just hope she(the dog) refuses sex.
Title: Re: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: angela515 on November 13, 2007, 05:31:46 PM
 :urcrazy; :urcrazy; :urcrazy;
Title: Re: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: Ken Shelmerdine on November 14, 2007, 08:09:18 AM
At least he (the man) won't get an earholing if he forgets their anniversary. 
Title: Re: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: Ken Shelmerdine on November 14, 2007, 08:17:43 AM
Has he met his in-laws yet? :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: bolta72 on November 14, 2007, 03:21:18 PM
woof woof
Title: Re: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: okarol on November 14, 2007, 05:49:52 PM
I think he should have been forced to marry a male dog so he could be the BITCH!  :o
Title: Re: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: glitter on November 14, 2007, 06:19:41 PM
I think he should have been forced to marry a male dog so he could be the BITCH!  :o


and no refusing sex either!!
Title: Re: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: goofynina on November 14, 2007, 09:06:36 PM
I think he should have been forced to marry a male dog so he could be the BITCH!  :o

 :clap; WOOHOOOO, now THAT'S what i'm sayin'  :clap;
Title: Re: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: Sluff on November 15, 2007, 04:15:42 AM
If he hurts that dog he will be the Bitch.
Title: Re: Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement
Post by: paddbear0000 on November 15, 2007, 06:39:34 AM
I think he should have been forced to marry a male dog so he could be the BITCH!  :o

 :rofl; :rofl;