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Title: sherry enema
Post by: glitter on October 04, 2007, 09:09:59 AM

Charges Dropped in Sherry Enema Death
14 hours ago

ANGLETON, Texas (AP) — Negligent homicide charges have been dropped against a former Lake Jackson woman who had been accused of killing her husband with a sherry enema that led to alcohol poisoning.

Court records show the charge against Tammy Jean Warner, 45, of Texas City, was dismissed Aug. 31 because of insufficient evidence, the Houston Chronicle reported in its online edition Wednesday.

Michael Warner, 58, died May 21, 2004. An autopsy showed he had been given an enema with enough sherry to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, almost six times the legal limit of .08 percent in Texas.

Tammy Warner has told the newspaper that her husband was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in them to get drunk.




wonder if that counts as fluid?    :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; I know I shouldn't laugh at such dumb people but .. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; I can't help it!!!!

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: orphicdragon on October 04, 2007, 10:21:19 AM

HA!! :rofl;

Thats awesome. Ahhhh stupid people are great.  :popcorn;

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: pinkrose on October 04, 2007, 10:39:08 AM

OMG! ::)

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: Beth36 on October 04, 2007, 10:51:10 AM

Oh my!  Now THAT is interesting.... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;


Beth

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: Jannie on October 04, 2007, 02:24:54 PM

Weird, i like sherry but I'd like to taste it first.

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: Sluff on October 04, 2007, 03:48:58 PM

I'm just trying to figure out if this belongs in the News Section or the Joke section.

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: tamara on October 04, 2007, 04:02:56 PM

Quote from: Sluff on October 04, 2007, 03:48:58 PM

I'm just trying to figure out if this belongs in the News Section or the Joke section.

I don't know where it belongs either, but I certainly know IT DOESN'T BELONG UP THERE EITHER   :urcrazy;

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: goofynina on October 04, 2007, 05:04:46 PM

Doesnt it just boggle ones mind??  I dont get it, i just dont get it  :banghead; :banghead;

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: Patton on October 11, 2007, 05:25:16 PM

I'll be willing to bet that burned. Either that or just hurt.   >:D    Either way thats plain disgusting.    :urcrazy; :urcrazy;

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: paddbear0000 on October 12, 2007, 02:36:26 PM

I wonder if it saves your liver that way?   ::)

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: Patton on October 12, 2007, 11:02:52 PM

Quote from: paddbear0000 on October 12, 2007, 02:36:26 PM

I wonder if it saves your liver that way?   ::)

Of course it does..... :urcrazy; :rofl;

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: Chris on October 12, 2007, 11:32:45 PM

And the Redneck of the Year Award goes to......... :rofl;

Title: Re: sherry enema
Post by: mcjane on October 20, 2007, 10:26:18 PM

Paddlebear, I guess it saves your liver, but looks like it stops your heart.  ;D