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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: kevno on May 05, 2006, 09:06:10 AM

Title: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: kevno on May 05, 2006, 09:06:10 AM
My Older Sister sent me this e-mail >:( She said she has already booked me for the full two days.

Once again for telling the truth ;D I got into trouble ::) She said I may learn something, but she said, you can not teach a OLD DOG NEW TRICKS >:( >:( :o

Here's poor me being nice, honest, truthful, a lot younger than my sister ;D, Cute?, handsome and do not forget MODEST ;D

Kevno
Got asked to change the post (FORCED :'( :'() It's my younger Sister. Right you can let go of my arm now :o

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Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: Naggy6 on May 05, 2006, 09:49:03 AM
I like that I think I will have to send that to my brothers   8)
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Post by: Black on May 05, 2006, 10:42:23 AM
LOL, I LOVE it!!  Thank you.  Am sending to several friends, including Hubby.
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: kitkatz on May 06, 2006, 07:58:25 PM
That was great!  Although I need most of those lesson such as the toilet paper rolls. I never put the new roll on the tubes!  And I am a woman. Hear me roar!
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: Sara on May 18, 2006, 06:32:04 AM
Can I send Joe?  Don't feel bad, Kevno.  I need to take 3 or 4 of those classes myself. LOL   :D
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: ohhmygolly on May 23, 2006, 11:11:27 PM
i posted this in the employee's  rest room his and hers  - it is the best thing i had come my way in a long time thanks
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: girlfriend on July 03, 2006, 11:54:54 PM
LOL to funny...
I just had to print this out..
was not gonna respond till I made out my intro but could not resist
Thanks for the laugh kevno



girlfriend aka Barb
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: twirl on July 22, 2008, 03:11:20 PM
just read this post :banghead;
I need two reservations
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: G-Ma on July 22, 2008, 03:20:25 PM
Screaming...my computer would not let me open it...what did it say????
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: okarol on July 22, 2008, 05:01:24 PM

This is what it said:

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

Sign up early and get a discount on registration

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: kitkatz on July 22, 2008, 09:25:34 PM
Can i sign up my man for two or three of these classes? Or is it a weekend outing? Like man camp?
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: rose1999 on July 23, 2008, 12:30:05 AM
I'm printing this for the notice board at work!!!!!!!!! :rofl;
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: monrein on July 23, 2008, 04:34:23 PM
 :rofl; :rofl; Thanks Kevno
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: Chris on July 23, 2008, 06:56:09 PM
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did


And that's why we invented GPS, no more nagging if we make a wrong turn. Just a polite voice to change directions  :rofl;  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: KT0930 on July 27, 2008, 11:18:03 AM
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

My husband would argue that I need this one...don't know what he's talking about, I always get us there eventually!
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: Chris on July 27, 2008, 02:16:45 PM
Quote from: KT0930 on July 27, 2008, 11:18:03 AM
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

My husband would argue that I need this one...don't know what he's talking about, I always get us there eventually!

 :rofl; or  :banghead; if I was the husband
Title: Re: Not Funny, My sister sent me this e-mail.
Post by: KT0930 on July 31, 2008, 08:58:48 AM
Quote from: Chris on July 27, 2008, 02:16:45 PM
Quote from: KT0930 on July 27, 2008, 11:18:03 AM
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

My husband would argue that I need this one...don't know what he's talking about, I always get us there eventually!

 :rofl; or :banghead; if I was the husband

Thankfully, he's usually  :rofl;