I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: General Discussion => Topic started by: kitkatz on September 16, 2007, 04:15:46 PM
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Okay folks I am trying to come up with ways to compare dialysis to dance. Here is what I have come up with so far.
The Dialysis Dances
The Dialysis Hop- Hopping on one foot in the center trying tog et the other one to quit cramping. Otherwise known as “Damn that hurts.
The Dialysis Waltz- when you finish dialysis you are able to Waltz on out of the unit.
The Tango- It takes two to Tango. You and your tech at the beginning of dialysis. It is a fine tuned dance getting onto the machine.
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The Dialysis Shake - when your shivers turn to shakes because you are so damn cold!
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Dialysis Line Dance: The lines dance for 3 frick'en hours while I lay there.
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Well the Twist for when we get the itches
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Well the Twist for when we get the itches
Do the mashed potato (Boiled twice of course)
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...........and dont forget to "Drop it Low" :o (my blood pressure that is) :P
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All I can think about is the old fashioned slow dance. Because thats the way I feel for the rest of the day (or used to feel.)
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O.K. This is off topic, but it's this thread that got me thinking about it.
Gambling - The One Arm Bandit - What I am trying to get anything done when I have those needles stuck in me! :)
Mods -- feel free to move/delete or whatever .. I know this is off topic. :)
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Okay folks I am trying to come up with ways to compare dialysis to dance. Here is what I have come up with so far.
The Dialysis Dances
The Dialysis Hop- Hopping on one foot in the center trying tog et the other one to quit cramping. Otherwise known as “Damn that hurts.
The Dialysis Waltz- when you finish dialysis you are able to Waltz on out of the unit.
The Tango- It takes two to Tango. You and your tech at the beginning of dialysis. It is a fine tuned dance getting onto the machine.
...........and dont forget to "Drop it Low" :o (my blood pressure that is) :P
The Dialysis Shake - when your shivers turn to shakes because you are so damn cold!
:rofl; I don't have a dance move to contribute, but, I have certainly "busted a move" to all of yours!
I absolutely must say that this thread is one of the reasons I LOVE THIS BOARD!!! :rofl; :thx; to all of you! <3
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2-K
Yeah, I used to roll with the Jersey kids up there...In fact, Alex "Eyeball", who signed them to their first record deal, is one of my good friends. I never got into the MCR thing - they were a little too bratty and unoriginal for me. Obviously, the people buying their albums dont think that way! As for Alkaline Trio albums - Crimson is a newer album. I prefer the older stuff. You might want to check out the self-titled album, or "maybe i'll catch fire" - = both are amazing.
I havent been to any shows for some time. Dealing with Wade being sick has been rough. I think the last show I was at was the Inquisition reunion show back in May or June here in Richmond. I will, however, be going to see Lucero and then Avail a few days later. Pretty excited about that!
Me? Hockey? I'm sorry. I can watch it, but I cant talk it!
So, you knew the Jersey kids back in/before the "I Brought You My Bullets You Brought Me Your Love" days (love that cd). That's a long time ago (kinda) yeah, I can imagine they were bratty back then!
Thanks for the Alkaline Trio suggestions. I'll look into those. My itunes is giving me problems this am. I think it wants me to upgrade to the newer version, but I'm happy with my current version!
Nah - I can't talk hockey much, either. I just love watching our Sharks play! On tv and at the HP Pavillion. I can only talk about the Sharks. We SJ Sharks fans are obssessed!
I'm sorry to hear about Wade. I don't know much about him, or his situation. Guess I need to do a search on this site. Or . . . I'm a good listener! (hint hint)
Take care - and hope to chat, again, soon!
KIDS
I turn '59 next mo.
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How about the "Doctor Hop" when you go from doctor to doctor to see about one thing?
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doc won't listen---or am I stoopid?
like I just started yesterday?
I love doing graphs and charts--but they won't look.
All I ask is "Talk 2 me"?
I want to learn.
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ssticker? are you ok? what are you talking about? this thread is for dialysis dances, not too sure what you are trying to say :popcorn;
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???
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How about the Stroll as my patient and I walk ,arms linked, up to the scale post treatment? :bandance;