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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: Meinuk on September 15, 2007, 09:13:15 PM

Title: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: Meinuk on September 15, 2007, 09:13:15 PM

Ok, less than a month to go 'til Vegas, we have to get ready with some chat up lines.

I talked to my nephrologist and I promised him that I'd watch my fluid intake, so I'll only do shots.  >:D

How about:

Is that your fistula throbbing, or are you just happy to see me?

comeon' people, let's be creative  add you best chat up lines to this topic!

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: Zach on September 15, 2007, 09:59:41 PM

Is that a Kidney in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
 8)

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: livecam on September 15, 2007, 10:19:51 PM

Let Mae West rest in peace. :yahoo;

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: goofynina on September 15, 2007, 10:42:26 PM

Wanna stick your organ in me?  ;)

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: okarol on September 15, 2007, 10:53:57 PM

  Let's do it in a recliner! :bandance;

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: Zach on September 16, 2007, 06:10:27 AM

In Vegas, what goes in the kidney, stays in the kidney.
 8)

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: Romona on September 16, 2007, 07:22:32 AM

What's your sign? I'm an "O".

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: kitkatz on September 16, 2007, 02:43:02 PM

By the way just what is your blood type?

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: okarol on September 17, 2007, 04:34:46 PM

You'd look great with a laproscopy scar  ;)

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: kitkatz on September 18, 2007, 04:23:42 PM

It that your right kidney, or are you just glad to see me?

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: okarol on September 18, 2007, 05:33:14 PM

 :secret; Call me kinky, but I've got an ice-filled bathtub with your name on it!

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: Jill D. on September 18, 2007, 07:15:40 PM

Hey baby...wanna feel my fistula?

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: Zach on September 18, 2007, 09:18:00 PM

Want to play doctor?  I'll be the doctor first.
 8)

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: Meinuk on September 19, 2007, 07:03:44 PM

Wanna come up and see my nxstage?

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: tamara on October 04, 2007, 03:34:43 PM

Are you into threesomes?..................you, me, the machine................................. ;)

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: Sluff on October 04, 2007, 03:51:00 PM

Ford or Chevy.... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: ssticker on October 04, 2007, 04:02:14 PM

C'mon baby ...light my ?

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: ssticker on October 04, 2007, 04:06:17 PM

WHEN THE MUSIC IS OVER?
ALWAYS KICKED MY BRAIN#*

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: ssticker on October 04, 2007, 04:09:37 PM

Quote from: Sluff on October 04, 2007, 03:51:00 PM

Ford or Chevy.... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Dodge my Hemi.

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: ssticker on October 04, 2007, 04:21:11 PM

Quote from: Jill D. on September 18, 2007, 07:15:40 PM

Hey baby...wanna feel my fistula?

Can I use BOTH hands?

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: ssticker on October 04, 2007, 04:31:31 PM

Quote from: tamara on October 04, 2007, 03:34:43 PM

Are you into threesomes?..................you, me, the machine................................. ;)

Numerologist?
What IS ur sign?
I ask ?'s that scare my DOC.

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: goofynina on October 04, 2007, 05:25:29 PM

I dont think you understand the concept of this thread ssticker, we are trying to make up lines that we would say in Vegas as dialysis patients.  :popcorn;  (but i do dig the Doors)  :2thumbsup;

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: kitkatz on October 04, 2007, 09:07:26 PM

Hey Baby want to come on up and see my machine sometime?

Title: Re: Vegas Pickup Lines
Post by: okarol on October 04, 2007, 10:36:25 PM

Hello Nurse!  :bandance;