Another brit here :) i read daily but dont post ;)
Another brit here :) i read daily but dont post ;)
here's a site that is based in Great Britain and has many Brits, as well as other nationalities. nice folk, too.
http://www.kidneypatientguide.org.uk/newBB/index.php
love
~LL~
Another brit here :) i read daily but dont post ;)
:thumbup; C'mon Muddled talk to us. Do you like football by any chance?
I have spent about one fourth of my life living in the U.S., one fourth in Canada, one fourth in Germany, and one fourth in Britain, so I am not sure what nationality I am. Perhaps you could grant my the title of honorary Brit, although I carry an American passport just because customs officials at the U.S. border are the most fascist in the world and it helps if you at least have their passport. I was living in Britain when I started dialysis, and of the four countries in which I have experience of dialysis, I can say that it was by far the worst in Britain.Hi Stauffenberg, I've given this much thought and even consulted the Home Office and I am pleased to announce that form today you are an Honorary Citizen of The United Kindom!
I was at the Hammersmith Hospital dialysis center, where we had one television bolted to the ceiling for 20 dialysis stations, and although the sound was constantly blaring, no one was watching it, because it was impossible to change the channel. The staff made us wait from 20 to 40 minutes in the waiting room before calling us in for treatment. The machines were so old that I was always severely nauseated after each dialysis session, which never happened in any other country because of the more sophisticated machines used. Also, while in North America dialysis is scheduled around the clock for the convenience of patients who work, at the Hammersmith the last dialysis was scheduled to begin within normal working hours, destroying the capacity of the patients for work and rehabilitation just for the conveninece of the staff who did not want to work late.
City ..City..City :rofl; Sorry just joking i HATE footy !
Another brit here :) i read daily but dont post ;)
:thumbup; C'mon Muddled talk to us. Do you like football by any chance?
only ever watch the world cup ;D
Ken, does the British Virgin Islands count in your Brit roll call? Also I was born in Barbados which is said to be 'more British than Britain'. How's that?
Am I in?
Thanks Ken for the honorary status. I wonder if I can get an O.B.E. and a 'Sir' in front of my name as well?
I was last on regular dialysis in England in 1997, though I was briefly treated there during a visit in 1998. I understand that many public services are better now that they have introduced the Patients' Charter.
Can I have an honorary title?? My kids play soccer and one is a ref. :2thumbsup;
Isn't that similiar???
I have been to London several times----that doesn't count does it? Near Victoria Station, is a walk up fish and chips place called Flames with the best chips I have ever had--hot chips in a newspaper cone with vinegar---yummy! An afternoon in Covent Garden searching for a bargain or a treasure and then going to a theater that was built 2 or 3 hundred years ago--what a perfect day! My favorite show we saw about 3 or 4 years ago was "Beautiful Game" an Andrew Lloyd Weber play that never made it to the U.S. Heart wrenching story! And I quickly learned to love breakfast-eggs, a type of ham and BAKED BEANS! It was good and started our days off full of protein! I am rambling--sorry! :usaflag; :ukflag; :2thumbsup;
*ahem* Ken? ::) I eat English Muffins, can i have a royal title tooooo? :bow; ::)
Ken, you are so much fun! I was destined for royalty---I dated a guy named "King" and then married a "Barron" and my name is Elizabeth --- so why am I living a commoners life? "Beautiful Game" was, of course about soccer. You have a wonderful country and I hope to come back one day.
*ahem* Ken? ::) I eat English Muffins, can i have a royal title tooooo? :bow; ::)
Oh Jesus! WTF! Everyone wants one! You'll all be wanting to become landed gentry of half of Cornwall next! ???
Well.......Ahem......... ..............................................................................................................................
I KEN SHELMERDINE, FELLOW OF THE BRITISH INSTITUTION OF THE CRIMINALLY INSANE HEREBY BESTOW ON ALL ON IHD,THEIR SPOUSES AND LOVED ONES HONOURY BRITISH CITIZENSHIP KNIGHTHOODS OBE'S AND MBE'S.
Since I'm being so kind and generous, may I become an Honourary American, Canadian and Ossie citizen.
Don't tell your customs officials though they'll have me arrested as an ilegal alien. ;)
Ken, have you told the queen that you are handing out royal titles? You know we Americans love royalty!!
Ken, have you told the queen that you are handing out royal titles? You know we Americans love royalty!!
Of course she does. Lizzie (We're on first name terms don't you kneeow) and I often have a good old chinwag about who should receive titles of the realm. In fact she goes on my recomendations. 8)
I hereby make Ken Shelmerdine an honorary American citizen with the privilege to bitch and complain at our politicians when ever you want(just like we do!); the opportunity to eat yourself to obesity in the American way of life; and freedom!
:usaflag; :usaflag; :usaflag; :usaflag; :usaflag;
and now that yer an honorary american, what do ya call yer gun?
:oops;
Already know the offsides rule. I was an assistant coach! Can I have my title now? I really would like a castle too. And a tiara. :bow;
And I drink English Breakfast Tea.
And don't forget Goofy Nina bad cable tv is necessary in these United States.
Ken, Please have someone meet me at the airport so I can assume my Prime Minister dutiies. Goofynina, Kitkatz, Paris and anyone else that wants to go, pack your bags. Please bring the valium, I have never flown before. Also please tell the BBC to film me from my left side, that is my better side. Have I forgotten anything? :bandance;
Also I request Handy Andy and that guy with the long wavy hair from Changing Rooms to re-decorate my residence.
Ken, Please have someone meet me at the airport so I can assume my Prime Minister dutiies. Goofynina, Kitkatz, Paris and anyone else that wants to go, pack your bags. Please bring the valium, I have never flown before. Also please tell the BBC to film me from my left side, that is my better side. Have I forgotten anything? :bandance;
Also I request Handy Andy and that guy with the long wavy hair from Changing Rooms to re-decorate my residence.
Certainly madam I'll have my man see to it. Of the two limousines would Madam prefer the Rolls or the Bentley? And will Countess Goofynina, Dame Paris of Near Victoria Station and Lady Kitkats be accompanying you?
Lawrence Llewellin Bowen is is only available for a limited period this afternoon. Unfortunately Madam will not be able to meet him as Madam will be entertaining the President of Mozambique. ;D
Sorry, accidently hit the "modify" instead of the quote button, NO ERRORS HERE FOLKS - Goofynina/Admin.
Ken, Please have someone meet me at the airport so I can assume my Prime Minister dutiies. Goofynina, Kitkatz, Paris and anyone else that wants to go, pack your bags. Please bring the valium, I have never flown before. Also please tell the BBC to film me from my left side, that is my better side. Have I forgotten anything? :bandance;
Also I request Handy Andy and that guy with the long wavy hair from Changing Rooms to re-decorate my residence.
Certainly madam I'll have my man see to it. Of the two limousines would Madam prefer the Rolls or the Bentley? And will Countess Goofynina, Dame Paris of Near Victoria Station and Lady Kitkats be accompanying you?
Lawrence Llewellin Bowen is is only available for a limited period this afternoon. Unfortunately Madam will not be able to meet him as Madam will be entertaining the President of Mozambique. ;D
Sorry, accidently hit the "modify" instead of the quote button, NO ERRORS HERE FOLKS - Goofynina/Admin.
Ohhhhh you better believe it, I AM SOOOO THERE :yahoo; I am also dying to find out what the heck a "crumpet" is? I have heard that expression forever, "tea and crumpet" at least that is what i think they say, lol :popcorn;
COUNTESS GOOFYNINA IS IN DA HIZZOUSE!!! :bow;
Ken, I don't know how to do the quote thing.
My entourage will be accompanying me. An oridnary mini van to pick me up is fine (the vehicle of choice for soccer Moms).
Who is going to re-do my home? Kickstart has my decorator tied up.
I guess I'll meet with that guy from Mozambique. But he has to pay for his own dinner. My kids need lunch money this week so funds are tight.
Thank you Dear Ken for explaining but arent they similar to English Muffins? Look like them and i eat mine pretty much the same way you described (but then again i do a bagel too) :P
:beer1;
I will now be known as "Prime Minister Crumpet".
Ken, have you thought about going to the Tower of London to get the royal jewels ready? You can't have all the new royalty showing up with no crowns or septors to give them! Have one of the Beefeaters help you get them. AlaisdairUK tried to get us somewhat back on topic, but apparently we are enjoying our new status too much!! :rofl; I would be fine with one of the lovely black taxis to pick me up and would like to go straight to Harrod"s, please. Thank you so very much!
Hi Ken, I have been a little absent lately, just busy at work. I still have the odd post.
Cricket is my main sport, but I do follow football. I support Arsenal because one of my friends growing up was a Spurs fan. It was lots of fun to rag him about being a Spurs fan and me an Arsenal fan.
I'm looking forward to the Rugby World Cup next month and I even have a weekend trip to France to watch a game.
Castles are so drafty and cost a fortune to heat. Don't you have anyhting closer in to town? I hear that sprawling city London is causing quite a stir. You know with the indoor plumbing and all of that.
I would like afternoon high tea served as soon as we arrive at our lodgings. Thanks. :rofl;
Talk about serious stuff??? Really??? Have a wonderful holiday-we shall miss your posts!
I shall ask Goofynina for the title of Lady Kitkatz while Ken is gone!
High tea will be at three at my house on Saturday, if you can find it and me. Hehehehe!
I shall ask Goofynina for the title of Lady Kitkatz while Ken is gone!
High tea will be at three at my house on Saturday, if you can find it and me. Hehehehe!
HEAR YE!! HEAR YE!! Countess Susie cannot and will not be disturbed for she is sitting on her Royal Throne :secret; (and her feet fell asleep) lol :urcrazy; Please come back again soon :bow;
Ken, a lady Beefeater at the Tower of London?? I think it should have been me, but the outfit isn't very flattering. You go on holiday and look what they did while you were gone! Did they ask you first if this was acceptable? I will say she looked very pleased with the promotion. Maybe she can help you get the Crown jewels! Hope you had a wonderful holiday. You were missed.
Princess Susie had better get off her royal duff and get busy giving out titles and tea and crumpets!
I shall ask Goofynina for the title of Lady Kitkatz while Ken is gone!
High tea will be at three at my house on Saturday, if you can find it and me. Hehehehe!
Ask for a castle too. I got one. :2thumbsup;
Ken, a lady Beefeater at the Tower of London?? I think it should have been me, but the outfit isn't very flattering. You go on holiday and look what they did while you were gone! Did they ask you first if this was acceptable? I will say she looked very pleased with the promotion. Maybe she can help you get the Crown jewels! Hope you had a wonderful holiday. You were missed.
i don't need a title, i just want tea. tea, scones, clotted cream and raspberry jam.
I don't understand this british stuff but I like the thought of being a princess... so can I be one? :waving;
OK Ken -
My knickers are from M&S
I have Mrs. Balls Chutney in my pantry
:ukflag;
Scottish til I die, Scottish til I die, I'm Scottish til I die!
The Gunners for me though with Liverpool a close second choice.
Don't want your English titles, my family fought with the Faqhuarson Clan to drive the English off our land!
How's it going Ken?
Don't like Scottish football though, it's rubbish and everyone thinks it's great. I lived in London for 7 years and know what REAL football is!
Good result against Israel today but what's going to happen against Russia on Weds?
I don't know what is going to happen in Russia.
But I do know that "The Blue Devils" kicked some serious butt. 7-0. :boxing;
I'm just a proud soccer mom. They may all be 6 and 7 year olds but it was a fun game.
I shall ask Goofynina for the title of Lady Kitkatz while Ken is gone!
High tea will be at three at my house on Saturday, if you can find it and me. Hehehehe!
Don't forget the salmon and cucumber sandwiches on Saturday.
Ken, welcome home! Your royal ladies have missed you terribly! As you noticed, we tried to continue without you, but we really needed our lord and master to keep us in line. Hope you had a lovely holiday and enjoyed your time away. Now what was this thread about? It is now a Ken and his royal court thread :yahoo;
Ken, welcome home! Your royal ladies have missed you terribly! As you noticed, we tried to continue without you, but we really needed our lord and master to keep us in line. Hope you had a lovely holiday and enjoyed your time away. Now what was this thread about? It is now a Ken and his royal court thread :yahoo;
Thank you my loyal subjects for your continued support. I must say the Royal Court of Kenneth functioned admirably whilst I was thus indisposed. One marvelled at the hiliarity of the various dispatches although some of you became a little flippant about the very serious subject of title bestowal. However I am now returneth to my spirtual home and all will be well.
Seriously we had a great holiday and for once the British weather was kind to us. Great to be back though, I'm really enjoying this. :2thumbsup;
Ken, welcome home! Your royal ladies have missed you terribly! As you noticed, we tried to continue without you, but we really needed our lord and master to keep us in line. Hope you had a lovely holiday and enjoyed your time away. Now what was this thread about? It is now a Ken and his royal court thread :yahoo;
Thank you my loyal subjects for your continued support. I must say the Royal Court of Kenneth functioned admirably whilst I was thus indisposed. One marvelled at the hiliarity of the various dispatches although some of you became a little flippant about the very serious subject of title bestowal. However I am now returneth to my spirtual home and all will be well.
Seriously we had a great holiday and for once the British weather was kind to us. Great to be back though, I'm really enjoying this. :2thumbsup;
Ahhhhhh, our Royal Highness has returned :bow; :bow; :bow; :bow; All is well in the bell tower sir :P :P WTF? :urcrazy;
Ken, welcome home! Your royal ladies have missed you terribly! As you noticed, we tried to continue without you, but we really needed our lord and master to keep us in line. Hope you had a lovely holiday and enjoyed your time away. Now what was this thread about? It is now a Ken and his royal court thread :yahoo;
Thank you my loyal subjects for your continued support. I must say the Royal Court of Kenneth functioned admirably whilst I was thus indisposed. One marvelled at the hiliarity of the various dispatches although some of you became a little flippant about the very serious subject of title bestowal. However I am now returneth to my spirtual home and all will be well.
Seriously we had a great holiday and for once the British weather was kind to us. Great to be back though, I'm really enjoying this. :2thumbsup;
Ahhhhhh, our Royal Highness has returned :bow; :bow; :bow; :bow; All is well in the bell tower sir :P :P WTF? :urcrazy;
Greetings Duchess. Thank you for keeping the Court of Kenneth in good order. I knew I could rely on one so masterful. :2thumbsup;
Ken, welcome home! Your royal ladies have missed you terribly! As you noticed, we tried to continue without you, but we really needed our lord and master to keep us in line. Hope you had a lovely holiday and enjoyed your time away. Now what was this thread about? It is now a Ken and his royal court thread :yahoo;
Thank you my loyal subjects for your continued support. I must say the Royal Court of Kenneth functioned admirably whilst I was thus indisposed. One marvelled at the hiliarity of the various dispatches although some of you became a little flippant about the very serious subject of title bestowal. However I am now returneth to my spirtual home and all will be well.
Seriously we had a great holiday and for once the British weather was kind to us. Great to be back though, I'm really enjoying this. :2thumbsup;
Ahhhhhh, our Royal Highness has returned :bow; :bow; :bow; :bow; All is well in the bell tower sir :P :P WTF? :urcrazy;
Greetings Duchess. Thank you for keeping the Court of Kenneth in good order. I knew I could rely on one so masterful. :2thumbsup;
Now just wait a gosh darn pickin' minute here!! Who is Duchess? i thought i was Countess? Wait, which one is higher? ::) And dont you mean mistressful? Or, um, well, hmmmmm, that almost sounds kinda naughty, i think we better stick to the masterful or people (the pheasants :oops; i mean the peasants) are gonna start talking ;) :P
Where's Sluff in all this. I summon him to come and accept his title. Both myself and my noble ladies and gentlmen of the Court of Kenneth will be most offended he doesn't.
I don't understand this british stuff but I like the thought of being a princess... so can I be one? :waving;
NO!!
Oh go on then.
Social Standing Rank Title(s)
B Knight Sir, Dame --
Baronet
Baronet, Bart.
Knight
Lord, Lady
C Baron Baron, Baroness, von, haut, hault (system-dependent)
D Marquis Marquis, Marchioness System
E Count Count, Countess Cluster of systems
F Duke Duke, Duchess Subsector, Sector
G Archduke Archduke, Archduchess Domain
H Emperor Emperor Imperium
I cannot believe you gave me something in the E catagory?? How dareth ye :P I will gladly be retitled as Dame thank you very much ::)
I don't understand this british stuff but I like the thought of being a princess... so can I be one? :waving;
NO!!
Oh go on then.
Am I a princess or not? I'm confused. :P
Was that Dame Goofynina --- or Damn Goofynina???? Just kidding! I just keep reading things the wrong way! :rofl;
Was that Dame Goofynina --- or Damn Goofynina???? Just kidding! I just keep reading things the wrong way! :rofl;
I may just have to challenge Lord Kenneth Shelmerdine, to a dual of sorts. What shall my title be Sir Shelmerdine.
All of a sudden my Prime Minister title seems somewhat, how should I put this........lame.
I believe I need to find another country to give me a better title. :waving;
Somewhere I can frolic like Sluff.
I may just have to challenge Lord Kenneth Shelmerdine, to a dual of sorts. What shall my title be Sir Shelmerdine.
I'm more curious about frolicking without any sort of dual thank you. I'm sure we can co-exist peacably in parallel kingdoms without resorting to violence so now I command you to
ARISE VISCOUNT SLUFF LORD MAYOR OF LONDON!! :clap; :clap;
I may just have to challenge Lord Kenneth Shelmerdine, to a dual of sorts. What shall my title be Sir Shelmerdine.
I'm more curious about frolicking without any sort of dual thank you. I'm sure we can co-exist peacably in parallel kingdoms without resorting to violence so now I command you to
ARISE VISCOUNT SLUFF LORD MAYOR OF LONDON!! :clap; :clap;
That suits me fine..thank you Lord Shelmerdine.. :yahoo;
ahh then I must admit I would be up to a dual with the Master shelmerdine. You pick the place and the time, and I shall reveal my mighty sword.
Lord have mercy! Revealing what??? I think this thread took a wrong turn somewhere! I have been named a "Lady" so I will try to act accordingly--- >:D
ahh then I must admit I would be up to a dual with the Master shelmerdine. You pick the place and the time, and I shall reveal my mighty sword.
I beg your forgiveness Ken, I just want a tiara!
And one for Paris too! :bow; :bow; :bow;
Have your dual with the Damn Dame, she said we should call you Jester.
I beg your forgiveness Ken, I just want a tiara!
And one for Paris too! :bow; :bow; :bow;
You will both get your tiaras when I've quashed this up rising. :boxing; :boxing;
:rofl; :rofl; I can not allow myself to be stripped of a title, without a battle. I will accept a more noble title from your Lordship or the Damn Dame, and I will remaineth loyal to my superiors.
Thank you Lord Shelmerdine, explain my duties and I shall be most Loyal to my superiors. :rofl;
Romona, Paris and the Grammalady I'm most disappointed in you both. Your Lord of the Court was in mortal danger and all you 3 could think of was beer, lawn chairs, male strippers and whooping it up!! :banghead;
of course, what fun would life be without, beer, lawn chairs and male strippers!! bring it on!!!! :yahoo; (and you're worried about a little blood)
:banghead; I guess the duel is off!
We're still tailgating though.
:banghead; I guess the duel is off!
We're still tailgating though.
BAH!!! What beith this?? No Duel?? Now us ladies of the court have prepared this feast to enjoy as we speculate a DUEL of some sort, and dammit, that is what we are going to see, How does thee Lord Kenneth Shelmerdinizzle and Court Jester Sluff feel about wrestling?? :secret; in some mud ;) :popcorn; :popcorn;
Ah but there must be someone that would like to duel.
I am a man of my word and remaineth loyal to my superiors, sorry ladies, now if you would like to wrestle amongst each other Jello wrestling is a safe way to go in case you get hungry while wrestling. The men will be the ones with the lounge chairs and popcorn. :popcorn;
Romona, Paris and the Grammalady I'm most disappointed in you both. Your Lord of the Court was in mortal danger and all you 3 could think of was beer, lawn chairs, male strippers and whooping it up!! :banghead;
Who dareth commandeth Damn Dame Lady Countess Duchess Goofynina and her Royal Subjects Romona and Paris to partake in such mayhem, thou shalt knoweth that JELLO is high in Phosphorus thereforth maybeith deadly to thy Royal Party...
(but wouldnt that be a site) ::) :bandance; :bandance; :bandance;
Romona, Paris and the Grammalady I'm most disappointed in you both. Your Lord of the Court was in mortal danger and all you 3 could think of was beer, lawn chairs, male strippers and whooping it up!! :banghead;
of course, what fun would life be without, beer, lawn chairs and male strippers!! bring it on!!!! :yahoo; (and you're worried about a little blood)
Oh yeah!
After the Ladies are done they must report to me how much strength the Dam Dame goofynina has in her right arm. I will be dueling the Dam Dame to an arm wrestling match in Vegas. I would like to know what I'm up against. :lol; :o
Due the dietary restraints we will change the jello wresting to Cole slaw wrestling.
Ladies, I spent the day preparing for our mission ahead. I had a day of pampering and luxury in a city 2 hours away. I was at a spa (OK, it was a hospital). I had hair extentions put in (actually electrodes glued to my head). I was encouraged to get some beauty rest (those people treated me like I was 5 and forced me to take naps).They lovingly catered to my every need and watched me closely (they watched me while I napped). What skill they displayed performing this glamorous job (must not be any openings in the paint drying department). I was permitted to shop (went to the gift shop to get a bottle of water). I could tell the men wanted me and the women wanted to be me (they looked at me like I was a freak). I was all decked out with beautiful accessories (I had this box thingy hanging around my neck). My biggest fear is when the Doctor reviews my brain activity he will find I am actually a blond trapped in a redhead's body. :rofl; What a wonderful day and I wished you could have joined me.
I am all ready for the jello or coleslaw wrestling. But I believe both jello and coleslaw might stain our outfits. What is the solution to this dilemma? :bandance;
I am all ready for the jello or coleslaw wrestling. But I believe both jello and coleslaw might stain our outfits. What is the solution to this dilemma? :bandance;
Sounds to me like they treated you like Royalty allright ;) ;)
Now we need to get this right, we got all this food (and beer) brought out the lounge chairs and we have yet to see any action, hmmmm, the guys have somehow weasled their way out of "dueling" for us and have now requested that us Ladies do all the dirty work? hmmmm? Well ladies, we got to do what we gots to do, pack up our stuff and head over to Thunder down Under and as for the gentlemen of the court, EHH, LET THEM EAT CAKE!!! :clap;
Well if I must.........there will be more jiggling than jello. And I am not talking about melons. I am afraid I have inherited my mothers nice fingernails and my father's chest. :banghead;
I am all ready for the jello or coleslaw wrestling. But I believe both jello and coleslaw might stain our outfits. What is the solution to this dilemma? :bandance;
nudity???????????????????? :rofl;
Who is this Thunder Down Under? :clap;Sounds to me like they treated you like Royalty allright ;) ;)
Now we need to get this right, we got all this food (and beer) brought out the lounge chairs and we have yet to see any action, hmmmm, the guys have somehow weasled their way out of "dueling" for us and have now requested that us Ladies do all the dirty work? hmmmm? Well ladies, we got to do what we gots to do, pack up our stuff and head over to Thunder down Under and as for the gentlemen of the court, EHH, LET THEM EAT CAKE!!! :clap;
Now thouist is talking!!! :bandance;
YOU will get a ROYAL ASS KICKIN' :boxing; :boxing;
Romona, don't worry, I have the melon thing covered!!! And lots of jiggling---not jello! If we are the royals---why aren't the peasants doing all the work and entertainment??? I just want to sit on my throne, have "high tea" and watch lovely English subjects duel or whatever!Ladies I have a new challenge. Let's put our brave knights together on one team and have them challenge the Thunder Down Under!
Romona, don't worry, I have the melon thing covered!!! And lots of jiggling---not jello! If we are the royals---why aren't the peasants doing all the work and entertainment??? I just want to sit on my throne, have "high tea" and watch lovely English subjects duel or whatever!
I'm betting on Kinky Ken and Sexy Sluff. :boxing;
Maybe we should try to find more men. There must be a board out there like IHD made up of men willing to Duel. You know IHD "Incredibly Hot Dudes" or "Intelligent Hunks Dueling". :bandance;
Ooooh Romona, verrrry nice :clap;
OK Gentlemen? What's it going to be? *tick tock tick tock tick tock* time's a-waistin' :popcorn;
Ladies, I spent the day preparing for our mission ahead. I had a day of pampering and luxury in a city 2 hours away. I was at a spa (OK, it was a hospital). I had hair extentions put in (actually electrodes glued to my head). I was encouraged to get some beauty rest (those people treated me like I was 5 and forced me to take naps).They lovingly catered to my every need and watched me closely (they watched me while I napped). What skill they displayed performing this glamorous job (must not be any openings in the paint drying department). I was permitted to shop (went to the gift shop to get a bottle of water). I could tell the men wanted me and the women wanted to be me (they looked at me like I was a freak). I was all decked out with beautiful accessories (I had this box thingy hanging around my neck). My biggest fear is when the Doctor reviews my brain activity he will find I am actually a blond trapped in a redhead's body. :rofl; What a wonderful day and I wished you could have joined me.
I am all ready for the jello or coleslaw wrestling. But I believe both jello and coleslaw might stain our outfits. What is the solution to this dilemma? :bandance;
Thunder Down Under are male strippers in Vegas and i dont care if i am stripped :o of ALL my royalties, bring on the beefcakes ;) ;) :bandance; :bandance;
:secret; Sir Kenneth Shelmerdinizzle, i was only kidding, please dont take my title or my crown, if you do, hmm, if you do, YOU will get a ROYAL ASS KICKIN' :boxing; :boxing;
I want a tiara!
Ooooh Romona, verrrry nice :clap;
OK Gentlemen? What's it going to be? *tick tock tick tock tick tock* time's a-waistin' :popcorn;
Ooooh Romona, verrrry nice :clap;
OK Gentlemen? What's it going to be? *tick tock tick tock tick tock* time's a-waistin' :popcorn;
When time runs out... do we get to see the Royal Flogging?!?! :popcorn; :o ;D :lol;
Ken,
I am a huge Doctor Who fan and watch BBC America. Funny thing is, most Brits I know don't watch the show. Thanks to my new center, I can bring my laptop in and watch 4 hours worth of Doctor Who during treatment. This is a BIG MORALE booster for me.
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/Ohio_Type_40/
Doug
My dear Lord Ken, I just want you to know that I am a loyal subject and even if there isn't a duel or blood bath or even a lovely man show, I remain loyal to your kingdom. (ladies we must stay on his good side---they have been known to chop off heads over there!) No head=no tiara! :rofl;
Won't we be attacked by those huge ravens at the Tower if we are covered in porridge?? They are very big and they scare me!
! >:D Now come on Romona you left yourself wide open for that one. ;D ;)That my friend was a test. I now know you are no gentleman ;)
Now take off your shirt and flex those bi-ceps and apologize
Won't we be attacked by those huge ravens at the Tower if we are covered in porridge?? They are very big and they scare me!
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; I swear, if i could pee i would've done it in this here chair i am sitting on as i type, You guys have me rollin' over here :clap; :clap;
Sexy Sluff in a Kilt!! That's what we want! :rofl; They don't wear anything under the kilts, do they????
Lord Schelmerdine I am in desperate need of a new loin cloth. Do we have enough budgeted for such attire? I'm afraid if we do not the Ladies will get just what they want.Hey guys I need your sizes. I am going to run to "Loin Cloths R Us". If they are out of what you need and I'll check "Kiltmart". Any allergies I should know about? I wouldn't want you to get "scabies" on your scabbord. :o
Lord Schelmerdine I am in desperate need of a new loin cloth. Do we have enough budgeted for such attire? I'm afraid if we do not the Ladies will get just what they want.Hey guys I need your sizes. I am going to run to "Loin Cloths R Us". If they are out of what you need and I'll check "Kiltmart". Any allergies I should know about? I wouldn't want you to get "scabies" on your scabbord. :o
Lord Schelmerdine I am in desperate need of a new loin cloth. Do we have enough budgeted for such attire? I'm afraid if we do not the Ladies will get just what they want.Hey guys I need your sizes. I am going to run to "Loin Cloths R Us". If they are out of what you need and I'll check "Kiltmart". Any allergies I should know about? I wouldn't want you to get "scabies" on your scabbord. :o
I'm not too worried about allergies but I think I may need to evaluate the proper size. One size does not fit all in the kilt department. ;D
Lord Schelmerdine I am in desperate need of a new loin cloth. Do we have enough budgeted for such attire? I'm afraid if we do not the Ladies will get just what they want.Hey guys I need your sizes. I am going to run to "Loin Cloths R Us". If they are out of what you need and I'll check "Kiltmart". Any allergies I should know about? I wouldn't want you to get "scabies" on your scabbord. :o
Please tell me, can this thread get any crazier??????
Ken, I am trying to choose which tiara I would like. They are all so wonderful! Do I need to get my new wardrobe before picking a tiara? Harrod's --- remember I want to go shopping. I would like to stop in the Great Food Hall first for a little something to nibble on.
I'm out of the Scottish Tweed. Will burlap do?
We certainly need the the Kami knickers. Would not want you to catch a draft. :o
I am still waiting for my tiara also... since i'm a princess. :bandance;
What does the Queen really carry in her purses?
Ahhhh- a shopping day at Harrod's! I am so excited! I certainly will try to keep within a resonable budget. Do I have to buy hats? I really don't look good in hats, especially those big brimmed ones with flowers on them. I know the Queen looks good wearing them, but it really isn't my style. And what about purses? What does the Queen really carry in her purses? Does she need money for a taxi???? A drivers license? Cell phone? Breath mints? National secrets? Just wondering. Hope you have a lovely day, Lord Kenneth. Your royal court is here to serve you :bow;
I'm out of the Scottish Tweed. Will burlap do?
We certainly need the the Kami knickers. Would not want you to catch a draft. :o
Burlap it will have to be then. What about my sporron? The Mighty Weaponed one will need one too and it needs to match his scabbard. :rofl;
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I can lend him my bra, we are the same size.
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I can lend him my bra, we are the same size.
OMG, my back boobs (love handles) are bigger than both of your front boobs, oh damn, *where's my freaken Tae Bo tape* :boxing;
My Tiara. :D
Paris, we picked the same one. :(
I'll just take ten thousand in US dollars (I don't want pounds, my doctor wants me to lose weight) :bandance;. I will have one custom made.
I have no idea how to measure and fit the sporron and scabbard. Do I do the inseam first? How do I check the rise?
I have decided that nothing but the finest silk will do. Now what color? Black is slimming and minimizing, but that might make objects appear smaller.
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I can lend him my bra, we are the same size.
OMG, my back boobs (love handles) are bigger than both of your front boobs, oh damn, *where's my freaken Tae Bo tape* :boxing;
By the bye...Are you putting tents in the kilts to help the manly men with their weapons?
You know we ladies have to be sure the men in our lives are well taken care of. I shaved my legs for this?
You know we ladies have to be sure the men in our lives are well taken care of. I shaved my legs for this?:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; Good idea. Helps the porridge to S...l...i...d...e :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
I was unaware I was participating in the porridge wrestling, or was it Jello wrestling? I guess I better shave more than the legs!
By the way, why wasn't I told I could purchase a tiara a Harrod's? Harrod's said your credit was no good anymore and please take my business somewhere else. It seems they have had a run on tiaras lately. Some people from IHD.com....
I was unaware I was participating in the porridge wrestling, or was it Jello wrestling? I guess I better shave more than the legs!
By the way, why wasn't I told I could purchase a tiara a Harrod's? Harrod's said your credit was no good anymore and please take my business somewhere else. It seems they have had a run on tiaras lately. Some people from IHD.com....
All ladies who have posted to this thread must participate. Sorry I didn't tell you about Harrods but it's all by the by now 'cause Lady Paris has bankrupted me. :o
Is porridge as good for your skin as oatmeal?
I want at least soft and silky skin when I'm done.
I was unaware I was participating in the porridge wrestling, or was it Jello wrestling? I guess I better shave more than the legs!
By the way, why wasn't I told I could purchase a tiara a Harrod's? Harrod's said your credit was no good anymore and please take my business somewhere else. It seems they have had a run on tiaras lately. Some people from IHD.com....
All ladies who have posted to this thread must participate. Sorry I didn't tell you about Harrods but it's all by the by now 'cause Lady Paris has bankrupted me. :o
Why did Lady Paris get the credit cards? Besides where are the Royal Chocolate Bars that were to have been royally presented to me? After all I am the Chocolate Bar Lady. I am still waiting! (Taps fooot impatiently). Well...if you are going to allow Lady Paris out in Paris with the credit cards, we are definitely going to have to duel in the porridge!
Porridge is like rice, just cook longer and with more water. I have eat a lot of different types porridge through out my life. It purpose is to help those not able to eat solid foods and ill to recover. Oatmeal is more nutritious and lower cholesterol. So the answer is no, unless you added other stuff to mix with rice and cook it.
Porridge is like rice, just cook longer and with more water. I have eat a lot of different types porridge through out my life. It purpose is to help those not able to eat solid foods and ill to recover. Oatmeal is more nutritious and lower cholesterol. So the answer is no, unless you added other stuff to mix with rice and cook it.
I think there may be a difference between the UK and USA as to the definition porridge. In the UK porridge is most definitely oatmeal mixed with boiled milk and is normally eaten at breakfast. This is what I had in mind for the porridge fight. No ladies you don't have to take the plunge when it is still boiling, only when it's cooled off a bit. ;D
Oh, we are suppose to eat it! I don't think that is what Ken and Sluff had in mind :rofl;
Very well then, I will be hosting free showers before the fun begins. :rofl; :rofl;
Very well then, I will be hosting free showers before the fun begins. :rofl; :rofl;
And I'll bring the video equipement >:D :rofl; :rofl;
Might I suggest a sugar scrub. Brown sugar. It is a great exflolliate for the skin. Goes well with oatmeal. :bandance;Very well then, I will be hosting free showers before the fun begins. :rofl; :rofl;
And I'll bring the video equipement >:D :rofl; :rofl;
Who said we weren't doing anything to get ready for the showdown? We are well prepared, now lets see the action! :rofl;
i'm lost, confused and befuzzled....................
I don't see why anyone is confused!! Sexy Sluff and Kinky Ken are wearing skirts, revealing their weapons while Goofynina, Romona, KitKatz and Paris are romping in porraidge!! In the meantime, I have used up all of Ken's credit line--oh yeah, Princess Angela picked out a tiara, too. Lady Kitkatz wants chocolate and lots of it. Romona is busy sewing kilts and thingys to keep weapons from chaffing. Doesn't that all make perfect sense? :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
I don't see why anyone is confused!! Sexy Sluff and Kinky Ken are wearing skirts, revealing their weapons while Goofynina, Romona, KitKatz and Paris are romping in porraidge!! In the meantime, I have used up all of Ken's credit line--oh yeah, Princess Angela picked out a tiara, too. Lady Kitkatz wants chocolate and lots of it. Romona is busy sewing kilts and thingys to keep weapons from chaffing. Doesn't that all make perfect sense? :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
,I don't see why anyone is confused!! Sexy Sluff and Kinky Ken are wearing skirts, revealing their weapons while Goofynina, Romona, KitKatz and Paris are romping in porraidge!! In the meantime, I have used up all of Ken's credit line--oh yeah, Princess Angela picked out a tiara, too. Lady Kitkatz wants chocolate and lots of it. Romona is busy sewing kilts and thingys to keep weapons from chaffing. Doesn't that all make perfect sense? :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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The fight takes place tonight. :yahoo; The report of the action will apear on this thread later today or tomorrow.
WATCH THIS SPACE!
No, no not cream of wheat, too high in phophorous. It has to be Malt O meal or nothing!
What are we going to do with the lack of participation? Shall we take them straight to the dungeon and hold them captive? Lord Schelmerdine please advise and I shall carry out at your direction accordingly.
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; I have just recieved a scroll from the Dam Dame requesting a rematch with PRINCESS ANGELA (lovely name) the CONFUSED !!
Advise me as to what I should do. The Dam Dame goofynina is in a foul mood.
Hey, how did I turn out to be a bad Lady?? Lady Romona wanted a new wardrobe too. (Can you hear me whining?) Remember, I am a loyal subject--I think I got a bum deal! Maybe we do need a revolution :rofl; I am beginning to understand why people fled to the colonies. :secret; Ladies, shall we unite? Gentleman, what say you? Your Ladies in Waiting want respect and dignity!
Hmmmmmm----me thinks it is time for the duel--men in skirts, that's what we want!!! :clap;
BRAVO KEN :clap; :clap; BRAVO :clap; :clap; :clap; That was awesome, i laughed all the way through and then.........WTF?? Oh hell no, you did not take away my title, BEWARE PRINCESS ANGELA, I will get my title back and i will do anything, ANYTHING I SAY to get it back. >:( >:( You have been warned 8) :boxing; :boxing;
can a tired, if not sticky lady just get a cup of tea and a bit of port :wine;
now be nice.......the tower has a history of lost heads.........
now be nice.......the tower has a history of lost heads.........
and who do you think ordered those heads?? Muahahahahahahaaaa >:D
now be nice.......the tower has a history of lost heads.........
and who do you think ordered those heads?? Muahahahahahahaaaa >:D
geeezzz you are scaring me dam dame!
Lord and Master Kinky Ken, that was a lovely report of the porridge romp. You must be exhausted from all that reporting. (Can you tell that I am trying to get back in good graces with Ken?) I have been telling my daughter, Beth (she'll be in Vegas) about our kingdom. I read posts out loud to her and we both are in hysterics. She is a theater geek, so she loves all our drama. Two nights ago she had a dream about all of us---maybe I am talking about it too much!!
And about the duel----how about the kind with horses and long spears or whatever they are called. Horses, sweaty men and someone being spreared--now that sounds like fun. Maybe out at Windsor Castle, since we have trashed the Tower of London with the porridge fest.
We'll protect you but you've got to stop drinking all that tea. Jeeeez the gas!!! ;)now be nice.......the tower has a history of lost heads.........
and who do you think ordered those heads?? Muahahahahahahaaaa >:D
geeezzz you are scaring me dam dame!
you're scared, you....... i expect you and ken to protect me, kilts and all and of course provide tea
For your kind compliment above I forgive thee for my current status of bankruptsy. :bow;
Lady Paris regarding the ;D duel. Problem is is that there aren't enough men posting to this thread for this kind of contest and besides your talking about spears and stuff. Spears can hurt, spill blood....MY BLOOD!!!! Besides me and the Mighty Weaponed one will need some kilnd of protection for the contents of our kilts!
Don't forget the whip!QuoteFor your kind compliment above I forgive thee for my current status of bankruptsy. :bow;
Lady Paris regarding the ;D duel. Problem is is that there aren't enough men posting to this thread for this kind of contest and besides your talking about spears and stuff. Spears can hurt, spill blood....MY BLOOD!!!! Besides me and the Mighty Weaponed one will need some kilnd of protection for the contents of our kilts!
Ooohhhhhhhhhhh pleeaasee..........Ken you are so dramatic. We'll bring pints with us (of blood). We'll tranfuse you and you'll be good as new.
As far as the leather, that is what I wear everyday. I'll pick my outfit up from the cleaners on my back from church. >:D
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Lady Paris regarding the ;D duel. Problem is is that there aren't enough men posting to this thread for this kind of contest and besides your talking about spears and stuff. Spears can hurt, spill blood....MY BLOOD!!!! Besides me and the Mighty Weaponed one will need some kilnd of protection for the contents of our kilts!
What exactly did Sir Sluff do on his weekend of frolic?? I don't think he ever told us. Frolic sounds like a whole lot more fun than anything I ever do :rofl;
Hawkeye, come on in and join the fun (madness). I don't know how this thread took a wrong turn, but we definately are wayyyyyyy off topic! :rofl;
We'll protect you but you've got to stop drinking all that tea. Jeeeez the gas!!! ;)
Oh MY Gosh!!!!!!!!!! I just read this thread for the first time!! I haven't laughed this hard in ages and ages- you crazy people crack me up !!!! and 'Back boobs' and all are shaking!!! LOL
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:bandance; :bandance;
Happy viscount has held on tight to his reputation, Romona I will take you under my wing and I will get you a credit card for Harrods. You can spend up to $ 1000.00 for your loyalty. The only stipulation is you must fashion what you purchase. Then you can join me for a weekend of frolic.
Romona, how dare Kinky Ken treat you with such disrespect! I thought all Englishmen were gentlemen! I am simply dumbfounded!!!! And Sluff-- you're picking one Lady over all the others?? You men really do want to start a revolution(sounds like a good Beatle song!).. Ahhh, the Beatles now those were/are some fine Englishmen! :yahoo;
I'm not picking one lady over the other, she was the only choice I had, now if any other lady would like the same treatment then ye must apply.
What???? ??? ???
I don't think I heard you right. My ears must be still full of prorridge.
I am not invited? After I loving hand stitched your lovely kilt, loin cloth and various items to protect your vital areas??? :'( :'(
Paris can you believe this?
Count Hawkeye rescue me!! Or I'll settle for the Rimbo Brothers! :bandance;
And get Grammalady tea ASAP!
QuoteWe'll protect you but you've got to stop drinking all that tea. Jeeeez the gas!!! ;)
you could probably get me to give up the tea, but the port NEVER, besides you're missing the whole point, it's not just "the tea" it's everything else, witness the following:
A F T E R N O O N T E A A T
T H E B R O W N P A L A C E H O T E L
Luncheon Tea, Afternoon Tea,
Monday - Friday 12:00pm – 2:00pm Monday – Sunday 12:00pm – 4:00pm
THE BROWN’S TEA $24.00
A Pot of Properly Brewed English Tea Accompanied By Scones Served
with Devonshire Cream and Preserves, Savory Tea Sandwiches and A
Delightful Array of Classic Tea Pastries
CHOCOLATE SENSATION $26.00
A Pot of Properly Brewed English Tea Accompanied By A
Luxurious Selection of Chocolate Pastries and Savory Tea Sandwiches
with Scones and Devonshire Cream
ROYALE PALACE TEA $29.00
A Pot of Properly Brewed English Tea Accompanied By Scones with
Devonshire Cream and Strawberry Preserves, Savory Tea Sandwiches, A
Delightful Array of Classic Tea Pastries and The Brown’s Kir Royale
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Don't fall for it Glitter, he will just break your heart. :'( :'(
All you'll do is give and give and he'll break promises.
He's broke. He is just like Rhett Butler.
And you don't want to be around his "wind".
Now Sir Sluff is trust worthy, he is happy and frolics. :bandance; :bandance;
Beware of the man that says "Come here, I'll give you a tiara." Sounds like a pick up line for Vegas.
Count Von Hawkeye, Please help stop this madness! What size kilt do you need? :waving;
Count Von Hawkeye, Please help stop this madness! What size kilt do you need? :waving;
So everyone is giving away titles now, and how would dressing me in a kilt help stop this madness? Though I have to say my wife has been teasing me for a few years now that she was going to get me one. Since I opened my big mouth and posted in this crazy world I guess I am stuck now. If I am to be a Count I think a monocle will be in order to complete the look. I don't know why but I have always thought of Counts having monocles unless they are of the Dracula variety. Too many cheesy movies I guess.
:2thumbsup; Welcome to the court Count Hawkeye the Monacled One. We need all the men we can get to guard ourselves from those who plainly plotteth against us. But the ladies concerned are to be taught a lesson in the Tower dungeons where they will be forced to whip and torture us until they submit to defeat. :yahoo; :yahoo;
Sounds like a smashing good time all around.
Dressing in a kilt does nothing to stop this madness. Also taking of your shirt doesn't do much as well, but I like a little eye candy. :DCount Von Hawkeye, Please help stop this madness! What size kilt do you need? :waving;
So everyone is giving away titles now, and how would dressing me in a kilt help stop this madness? Though I have to say my wife has been teasing me for a few years now that she was going to get me one. Since I opened my big mouth and posted in this crazy world I guess I am stuck now. If I am to be a Count I think a monocle will be in order to complete the look. I don't know why but I have always thought of Counts having monocles unless they are of the Dracula variety. Too many cheesy movies I guess.
it is I, Damn Dame Goofynina, they have me locked away in the dungeon,
it is I, Damn Dame Goofynina, they have me locked away in the dungeon,
And you seem to be enjoying every minute of it. >:D
Here we go again, Paris my Ativan please. We've got a plane to catch. ;)
The last time Ken picked me up from the airport my luggage mysteriously disappeared.
I am not wearing a mini skirt, stilletos and halter top again.
How can I scale castle walls dressed like that. 8)
Yes, but please hurry, i overheard the one they call Sluff tell that old what'chamacallit, Kinky Ken?? That the gators were feasting on a dragon in the west wing and should be there for at least an hour or so, oh please hurry Lady Kitkatz. I have called for help from Ladies Paris and Ramona but it sounds like they are joyriding in a private jet with Count Von Hawkeye (ohhhh great, i see they've boosted their Male count by one) Well, we will have to take Count Von Hawkeye and show him that those guys are up to no good, they like to torture women (not only that, they are wearing french maids uniforms) oooh la laaaaa, that i could get used to ;) ;)Good news Duchess Bajanne single handedly captured the alligators and is in France having them made into shoes and matching bags for all of us.
(*)23&*(%()^%$)_%^Q( :thumbup;) Thank you Sir!!*(%$)!@#R :beer1;
(*)23&*(%()^%$)_%^Q( :thumbup;) Thank you Sir!!*(%$)!@#R :beer1;
(*)23&*(%()^%$)_%^Q( :thumbup;) Thank you Sir!!*(%$)!@#R :beer1;
Don't give the game away, you should be more careful. You never know who might be watching!
(*)23&*(%()^%$)_%^Q( :thumbup;) Thank you Sir!!*(%$)!@#R :beer1;
Don't give the game away, you should be more careful. You never know who might be watching!
We must be so Vigilant. By the way Alasdair do you want a title or have I already given you one? (A title I mean)
(*)23&*(%()^%$)_%^Q( :thumbup;) Thank you Sir!!*(%$)!@#R :beer1;
Don't give the game away, you should be more careful. You never know who might be watching!
We must be so Vigilant. By the way Alasdair do you want a title or have I already given you one? (A title I mean)
How could Princess Angela leave us for the Rimbo brothers? (never mind, who wouldn't?)
Not quite sure who was flying our fair ladies around in his private plane or arrested for a memorabilia scandal but it assuredly was not myself. I was however arrested for indecent exposure. It seems the kilt sent to me was toooooo short (thought it looked a little small) and I have been locked away for a bit. I thank Ken for posting bail as no one else would believe me when I was allowed the use the phone. I am currently standing outside the castle, but the remote you gave me to lower the drawbridge seems to have run out of batteries and wont work. Just look out the arrow slots of the tower, I am the one waving below :waving; and cursing the remote. Oh and since they seem to have figured out the previous code here is a new message for you. The purple moose flys east on the southwest train.
Here is the new code: +*_%@@=+&*$&. This code when deciphered by the wrong person will create a might of a blast even more powerful the pop rocks.
Just wondering what most of this thread has to do with dialysis.
Goofynina, I am trying to climb the $#&*^%@#$ wall! This isn't easy--I think the menfolk have greased the walls :rofl;You are quite correct the ways have been drenched with baby oil. There is no climbing up them but your skin will be nice and soft. You may try :banghead; to gain entrance but I think you may only get a headache.
Please tell me that Joe Paul hasn't gone to the dark side with Sluff and Ken? Are there no true gentlemen left in this kingdom?
I have to say that the tower is quite lovely. But it is a bit on the drafty side. As you can see from this short video clip a extremely cold draft blew up under my kilt and caused me quite the start.
Just wondering what most of this thread has to do with dialysis.
*waiting in the west wing* Where are my ladies at? I hear footsteps, is it them? OMG, it's the men, i must hide, they mustn't find me and take me back to that hell hole. WHERE OH WHERE ARE MY LADIES??I finally made it. Never ask for directions from a guy that looks like Benny Hill.
I am on my way! First I need to get all this baby oil off-- I think the men had another idea for the baby oil. :rofl; I am ready for the plot to thicken--or is that grammaladys clotted cream I am waiting to thicken-------anyway, hold down the fort ( that's not right, that's Texas!)-the point is, I am coming. Grab goofynina and don't let her play with anything else in Harrods. We may have to pay for anything she breaks!
Don't lie, you know those Hawaiianns are not sorry for dismembering Cook. He probably deserved it anyway!
Okay so Leilani it is! Leilani Beth! Heavenly Pricess Beth. Now go get your Tiara at Harrod's.
Now join me in freeing the Damn Dame from the worthless curs who are making her do dastardly things!
Ever onward! Tally ho! To the tower where she is kept!
I have recaptured the Dam Dame goofynina!! I will not tell anyone where I am keeping her, rest assured she is safe and eating well once again. Punishment for escape is a beheading, the Dam Dame will be spared to hard labor instead. She will be making Chocolate candy bars, sewing spare kilts, and stirring porridge. :rofl;
We can always take back the honorary American citizenship we bestowed upon you, you Brit you!
I have to say that the tower is quite lovely. But it is a bit on the drafty side. As you can see from this short video clip a extremely cold draft blew up under my kilt and caused me quite the start.Count Hawkeye. Great pic. :clap; I'll always picture you like that now.
I have recaptured the Dam Dame goofynina!! I will not tell anyone where I am keeping her, rest assured she is safe and eating well once again. Punishment for escape is a beheading, the Dam Dame will be spared to hard labor instead. She will be making Chocolate candy bars, sewing spare kilts, and stirring porridge. :rofl;
Well done Viscount. :clap; During the Damn Dame's brief episode of freedom I had an ecounter with her in the courtyard. I did freezeth in terror as she slowly advanced. Dresseth as she was in much leatherwear brandishing whip and barb. And then I produced my big ugly pikestaff and she fled in terror forthwith to another part of the castle, where you have bravely recaptured her and she is again incarcerated.
Ladies your leader is captured. Face it, you are defeated. Surrender and take your punishment!! (But don't wash off the baby oil just yet)
Ah the taste of victory is sweet. :yahoo; :yahoo;
Darn it anyway, Dam Dame can not make the chocolate bars at the rate kitkatz eats them.. we must at once take another captive to help...Sir Kenneth which one shall it be?
What have you done with Glitter? I think she may be in grave danger. She didn't arrive at the castle. Glitter, you doing ok honey? Don't let the dark side take you!
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I for one, am not a Brit on Dialysis. Anyone else? Ok, we are back on topic (for the moment). We just got to slip that in every so often :rofl; Sir Sluff, what say you? Are ye or are ye not a Brit on dialysis?
Good job, Lady Romona. We must hurry before Ken finishes his British dialysis! Don't fall for Sir Sluff's chocolate ploy! He will take you captive, whisk you away to some God forsaken hovel overlooking the white cliffs of Dover and we will never see you again!But Paris it is chocolate, I love chocolate. Lady Kitkatz introduced me to this fine art. I don't know if I have the will power.
Good job, Lady Romona. We must hurry before Ken finishes his British dialysis! Don't fall for Sir Sluff's chocolate ploy! He will take you captive, whisk you away to some God forsaken hovel overlooking the white cliffs of Dover and we will never see you again!But Paris it is chocolate, I love chocolate. Lady Kitkatz introduced me to this fine art. I don't know if I have the will power.
I know we have to help Ken, but it's chocolate.....................
Paris help, I'm caving. I may go to the rich, chocolately dark side.
And Willie and his Wonka is there.
Sir Ken where are you? I need your assistance here.
Sure, whatever you say Kenny, now pass me some chocolate, without the leafy stuff this time.
Ladies, some help here........................
It is like you have real lives and have forgotten how to sign on to your computers.
Sir Kenneth, my love of money overwhelms my love for the Kingdom - at this point in time the only thing I can do is give you a Davita Christmas gift bag, which contains a complimentary back scratcher.
Yes I would, thankyou Sir Kenneth :thumbup;
I have found the Damn Dame and we have joined forces. We have discovered a leafy substance in the chocolate and are currently sending up smoke signals with it. I do not understand the weird effects we are getting from it. It seems Damn Dame is hallucinating and I have the munchies, too. We simply must go after those men... Ohhh I feel pleasant. Never mind...I think we shall sit here and enjoy this smoke. If you see the smoke that is where we are in the tower at the present time.
Welcome Sir Joe to the kingdom. What a great addition! :bow;Thankyou Viscount Sluff, and not yet, I have all the Binders needed by the Ladies of the Kingdom. Ive decided this may be a good plan, as the more chocolate they eat, the itchier they will become. Sir Kenneth, I'm turning the Binders over to you dispense them as you see fit, but I suggest waiting to see if the Ladies of the Kingdom surrender from the madness of the itch. Adding the leafy substance to the chocolate was a good idea!!!!
The Ladies are leaving footprints of chocolate every where they go, they are doing a fine job. For the reward should we take the chocolate away and release them all?
I think I dated him!!! :rofl;:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Do I have to give back my tiara? I haven't laughed this much in ages. :rofl; Thanks guys for a great time. Let me know if any of you go on another adventure, because I want to go too!! :yahoo;
Im not hanging up my kilt, I like it too much O0Do I have to give back my tiara? I haven't laughed this much in ages. :rofl; Thanks guys for a great time. Let me know if any of you go on another adventure, because I want to go too!! :yahoo;
You can all keep your tiaras but I think I'll have the castle back. :rofl; For the time being the Viscount and me and our comrades have hung up our kilts. :ukflag;
Im not hanging up my kilt, I like it too much O0Do I have to give back my tiara? I haven't laughed this much in ages. :rofl; Thanks guys for a great time. Let me know if any of you go on another adventure, because I want to go too!! :yahoo;
You can all keep your tiaras but I think I'll have the castle back. :rofl; For the time being the Viscount and me and our comrades have hung up our kilts. :ukflag;
If Ken hung up his kilt---well, I am just wondering what he is walking around in?OMG!!!! that cat is out of the bag!! RUN SIR KENNETH!! That tech is aiming awful low thinking its your fistula!!!
Here I am in my combat Kilt...why im not hanging it up tooOOOOOLALALA! Joe Paul is on my team!
I have found the Damn Dame and we have joined forces. We have discovered a leafy substance in the chocolate and are currently sending up smoke signals with it. I do not understand the weird effects we are getting from it. It seems Damn Dame is hallucinating and I have the munchies, too. We simply must go after those men... Ohhh I feel pleasant. Never mind...I think we shall sit here and enjoy this smoke. If you see the smoke that is where we are in the tower at the present time.
It's not over. I'm taking Ken to court because my tiara made my hair fall out. :(
If Ken hung up his kilt---well, I am just wondering what he is walking around in?
Here I am in my combat Kilt...why im not hanging it up too
Sir Kenneth, you should be very worried----I have terrible aim! :rofl;
Well if that's all it takes we should all get them..what do you think Ken?
Well if that's all it takes we should all get them..what do you think Ken?
Yes lets round them up, find a mad scientist, who will then make them into Stepford Wives. We can have all the leafy chocolate for ourselves then. :rofl; :rofl;
Sir Ken we have lots of applicants that would like to join us.
Darnit, always a day late and a dollar shortHere I am in my combat Kilt...why im not hanging it up too
:2thumbsup; Joe you should have sent that pic during tower battle. The ladies would have surrendered there and then!
By now my attorney has contacted your solicitor, I will agree to an out of court settlement of the following:It's not over. I'm taking Ken to court because my tiara made my hair fall out. :(
Get over it Romona, my hair fell out long ago and I don't remember wearing no tiara. ;D
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
I'll send Paris after you! Are you scared now?
We need back up quick! Girls where are you?:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
I'll send Paris after you! Are you scared now?
I'm not sure, think maybe I feel a little excited! :lol;
Did you say Peanut Butter? As long as it is smooth, I'm in.
What's the plan? :secret;
We found you achilles heel. Cover Ken with peanut butter.Did you say Peanut Butter? As long as it is smooth, I'm in.
What's the plan? :secret;
YUK!!!
Too funny! No chocolate and peanut butter will do, without the peanut butter. How about if we roll Ken in peanut butter then stick the oreos to him? Then we could take him with us and have a snack anytime.
Careful Sir Kenneth. This is what the last guy they did this too looks like permanently now.
Don't get oreos in UK as far as I know. What are they?
How about if we roll Ken in peanut butter then stick the oreos to him?
Hear Ye! Hear YE ! Sir Ken I have spotted Romona and Paris trying to disguise themselves, something surely s a muck are they really trying to get us? What shall we do...? They have bags full of tiara's! and are they still eating chocolate? Help Sir Help Sir I don't know what to do!:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Im here everyone - I was out playing in my Kilt, but now since the women are planning a hostile take over I BEND OVER AND GRAB MY ANKLES WITH MY TRUSTY KILT ON - Take that!!
Im here everyone - I was out playing in my Kilt, but now since the women are planning a hostile take over I BEND OVER AND GRAB MY ANKLES WITH MY TRUSTY KILT ON - Take that!!
;musicalnote; I see London, i see France, i see JoePauls ;musicalnote; ............hey, JoePaul, where's your underpants?? :urcrazy;
And what are us ladies supposed to send in?? LOL :o
Hmmmmm, so you men were taking pics of us ladies in our porridge were you? Aye yi yi, you men are too much :urcrazy;
Hmmmmm, so you men were taking pics of us ladies in our porridge were you? Aye yi yi, you men are too much :urcrazy;
We have you all on video also just in case you try to get into politics, we can use it against you. :rofl;
Did they sign a release. They look very young, I guess castle air does that to the girls. :rofl;
Did they sign a release. They look very young, I guess castle air does that to the girls. :rofl;I told all of you oatmeal was good for the skin. Don't we look great? :bandance;
Did they sign a release. They look very young, I guess castle air does that to the girls. :rofl;I told all of you oatmeal was good for the skin. Don't we look great? :bandance;
:clap; :clap; :clap; Hawkeye ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. Now the question, did you stage this with a couple of your lady friends?
Did they sign a release. They look very young, I guess castle air does that to the girls. :rofl;
:clap; :clap; :clap; Hawkeye ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. Now the question, did you stage this with a couple of your lady friends?Did they sign a release. They look very young, I guess castle air does that to the girls. :rofl;
Did a search for oatmeal wrestling and found these on photobucket I think it was.
I've got a new idea. Why don't all us men send pictures to this thread from the face down to chest and let the ladies judge a MAN BOOB CONTEST. Youve got to include your face so then you can't cheat by sending a pic of Pavarotii's chest. And definately NO DIGITAL ENHANCEMENT! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;Heres mine ;D
:yahoo; WooHooooo :yahoo; JoePauls got my vote :2thumbsup;
:yahoo; WooHooooo :yahoo; JoePauls got my vote :2thumbsup;I thought we are looking for men with more cleavage than I have.
As soon as my digi camera's powered up I'll show you mine!
As soon as my digi camera's powered up I'll show you mine!
Come on Ken, i am sure that camera has enough juice in it already, us ladies wanna see some skin of royalty :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn;
As soon as my digi camera's powered up I'll show you mine!
Come on Ken, i am sure that camera has enough juice in it already, us ladies wanna see some skin of royalty :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn;
That's right! We want to see you and Sluff. For educational purposes only!
We have to make sure you are healthy and have NO suspicious growths or marks.
How do you you like that load of BS Susie! :rofl; :rofl;
I ain't chicken I just don't have a picture.
I'll be showing plenty in Vegas. :rofl; :rofl;
Sluff, where are you? Joe Paul and Ken are men of their word---where is your picture?
How the hell did i miss this thread!!!!!Ken, Amanda needs a tiara! She definately gets a title too! :bandance;
Ken, Sluff and Joe paul i think all those pictures are Sexi! :clap;
Romona---you have totally lost it :urcrazy; You and Amanda, that's who they want to see!! Grammalady-Goofynina-Kitkatz--were is my back up?
Hawkeye! where's your boob shot. Come on now, Joe Paul Sluff and me have done it! :yahoo;
Romona---you have totally lost it :urcrazy; You and Amanda, that's who they want to see!! Grammalady-Goofynina-Kitkatz--were is my back up?
Hawkeye - you can borrow this photo
Hawkeye - you can borrow this photo
Thanks for the pic, but this is a a bit more like it.
p.s. can you find the differences?
Looks like someone got that chocolate all over themselves. Was Hawkeye hiding with the ladies?
Looks like someone got that chocolate all over themselves. Was Hawkeye hiding with the ladies?
I had to suplement the missing hair. LOL
Lady Paris is still not quite up to par in her picture-posting-skills (notice, friends, that she still has no avatar...) So she asked my assistance in posting her entry in the legs contest.
Here you go boys...
(http://realwomensfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/113818_leggy.jpg)
Lady Paris is still not quite up to par in her picture-posting-skills (notice, friends, that she still has no avatar...) So she asked my assistance in posting her entry in the legs contest.
Here you go boys...
(http://realwomensfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/113818_leggy.jpg)
I'm shy, but here is the picture.
No comment on the "breast"? Maybe it is not to your liking. Some men prefer a little "enhancement". Like a crispy breading. :bandance;\
Brits on dialysis---oh yeah that's what we are suppose to be talking about! So, Ken, how is your dialysis going?
OK--now when do we vote on the men pictures?
That aint right :rofl;Brits on dialysis---oh yeah that's what we are suppose to be talking about! So, Ken, how is your dialysis going?
OK--now when do we vote on the men pictures?
Lady Paris of somewhere near Victoria Station, my dialysis is going great thank you. Had a Flu jab on thursday and had a slight reaction which left me a bit off colour but I'm fine now.
Anyway as far as the man boob contest is concerned I think you ladies should judge the Viscount as winner because if in that picture he'd have had his arms down and not raised he'd be the outright winner.
:rofl; :rofl;
That aint right :rofl;Brits on dialysis---oh yeah that's what we are suppose to be talking about! So, Ken, how is your dialysis going?
OK--now when do we vote on the men pictures?
Lady Paris of somewhere near Victoria Station, my dialysis is going great thank you. Had a Flu jab on thursday and had a slight reaction which left me a bit off colour but I'm fine now.
Anyway as far as the man boob contest is concerned I think you ladies should judge the Viscount as winner because if in that picture he'd have had his arms down and not raised he'd be the outright winner.
:rofl; :rofl;
I want to see our men in kilts and boobs. Hehehe.KINKY :rofl;
I think Ken should win because his picture makes me smile! Love your personality, Sir Lord and Master Ken. I think the next meet up should be at your castle! I am willing to make the trip across the pond!
Hey Sluff, I think you missed a spot!! :rofl; :rofl; :beer1; :boxing;
Hey Sluff, I think you missed a spot!! :rofl; :rofl; :beer1; :boxing;
*blink* i say he missed 2 ::)
Sir Ken---I missed you so much while I was in Vegas! The airport security kept my tiara,but Goofynina wore hers the entire weekend (there are pictures with Sluff wearing it). It was fun explaining to others why the tiara was important! We thought of you often. Well, your subjects are back and ready for our next adventure.
My vote is still for Ken!
Sir Ken---I missed you so much while I was in Vegas! The airport security kept my tiara,but Goofynina wore hers the entire weekend (there are pictures with Sluff wearing it). It was fun explaining to others why the tiara was important! We thought of you often. Well, your subjects are back and ready for our next adventure.
My vote is still for Ken!
Hey Paris :secret; I'm still wearing my Tiara :urcrazy; lol, Sam asks me if i ever plan on taking it off, i said HELL NO, The memories that this little cheaply made tiara has is more precious and valuable to me than anyone can ever know. I had several chances to sell it to total strangers and there is no amount of money that can mean as much to me as this little tiara does. :2thumbsup;
My vote is for Ken also, for the fact that if it wasnt for him, i wouldnt have had my tiara nor would we have had such fun with a thread such as this one, Here is to you Sir Kenizzle :bow;
Darn right!!! LOL!! I still think my Dad could have tried harder on that armwrestling.... ;D
Darn right!!! LOL!! I still think my Dad could have tried harder on that armwrestling.... ;D
:secret; To be honest Josh, i think he just really wanted to try out my Tiara ;) ;) lol,
Darn right!!! LOL!! I still think my Dad could have tried harder on that armwrestling.... ;D
I vote for Ken.
BUT Sir Ken, i must add if there were an Elvis singing imitating competition, Sluff would beat'cha hands down, (but he wouldn't beat my hubby) lol, :2thumbsup;
Darn right!!! LOL!! I still think my Dad could have tried harder on that armwrestling.... ;D
:secret; To be honest Josh, i think he just really wanted to try out my Tiara ;) ;) lol,
Sir Ken, please tell us that you are a ;musicalnote;"hunka hunka burning love" ;musicalnote;!! :2thumbsup;
Sir Ken, please tell us that you are a ;musicalnote;"hunka hunka burning love" ;musicalnote;!! :2thumbsup;
Well.....er....er I play guitar and used to play in rockbands, still do occasionally....how's that? ;musicalnote; ;musicalnote; ;musicalnote;
Sir Ken, you certainly are a man of many talents!! Next we must have an Elvis contest while we continue to discuss Brits on Dialysis!!
Pssst............Girls. The guys are all distracted. They are walking around with their chests puffed out like Honeysuckle Turkeys. :bow;
The castle, chocolate and oatmeal is unguarded. >:D
Ken how is dialysis? :)
They are walking around with their chests puffed out like Honeysuckle Turkeys
For some reason, when I picture my imaginary kingdom, Ken and Romona are always there!
For some reason, when I picture my imaginary kingdom, Ken and Romona are always there!
QuoteThey are walking around with their chests puffed out like Honeysuckle Turkeys
Not sure that is a good thing to do since it's so close to Thanksgiving and all :o ::)For some reason, when I picture my imaginary kingdom, Ken and Romona are always there!
Awwww, and where am i? :'(
QuoteThey are walking around with their chests puffed out like Honeysuckle Turkeys
Not sure that is a good thing to do since it's so close to Thanksgiving and all :o ::)For some reason, when I picture my imaginary kingdom, Ken and Romona are always there!
Awwww, and where am i? :'(
Does that oatmeal contain any of the green leafy substance?
Romona, you can make my Christmas cards this year!! Hallmark has nothing on you!
Goofynina, you are always in my imaginary kingdom-----you are the one wearing the tiara with the handsome prince by your side :2thumbsup;
I am in the mood for some oatmeal? Sound good? Anyone want to join me?? :rofl;
List? What's this list? Sluff are they ganging up on us again?
Ladies, Ken has shown yet another side of himself. No, Paris I am not talking about his back side. His song writing. Now that he's distracted we can make a move.
Hey Ken, still doing dialysis?
Ladies, Ken has shown yet another side of himself. No, Paris I am not talking about his back side. His song writing. Now that he's distracted we can make a move.
Hey Ken, still doing dialysis?
I've got my beady eye on you two. :boxing;
Ladies, Ken has shown yet another side of himself. No, Paris I am not talking about his back side. His song writing. Now that he's distracted we can make a move.
Hey Ken, still doing dialysis?
I've got my beady eye on you two. :boxing;
On second thought Christmas is coming. I want my present. Let's declare war after the holidays. :santahat;
Ladies, Ken has shown yet another side of himself. No, Paris I am not talking about his back side. His song writing. Now that he's distracted we can make a move.
Hey Ken, still doing dialysis?
I've got my beady eye on you two. :boxing;
I am here reporting for duty Sir Ken. What shall we do?
Do we get to sit on your lap? :rofl;
Do we get to sit on your lap? :rofl;
Sure and we can talk about anything that comes up. :rofl;
:o :o :oAt least I didn't get slapped. :)
I am speechless! :rofl;
Oh my! :o :o
Reindeer--sleigh---where are they? I am looking for the red nose blinking, can't see a thing through all this snow. Maybe if I can just find an elf! A talking snowman? A little help here!!
Does that mean we don't get to see the "packages"? :(
Does that mean we don't get to see the "packages"?� :(
Weeeell......if you ask nicely.
I always said that one day I'd show my arse on the internet. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :bandance; :bandance; :bandance;
Oh my God. I am blind now! :rofl;
Sluff, show yours as well, and blind some more of them. They'll never rise against us again :rofl; :rofl;How do you know Sluff's will blind us? What do you know about him that we don't ??? :rofl; :rofl;
I think we all have smiles on our faces from looking at Ken's back side. After all, we have seen him naked from the waist up-- there isn't much we haven't seen now :rofl; :rofl
After all, we have seen him naked from the waist up-- there isn't much we haven't seen now :rofl; :rofl;
EDITED: Fixed icon error - Sluff/Admin
:rofl; :rofl; Maybe that is why the gown didn't close in the back! Too much in front-----ok, where is the blush icon!
I am now Sir Radioactive Ken in a moonie gown. Ladies Bow in awe!!!!
It would also be nice for me for example to discuss things off topic which concerns whats happening in Britain paticularly English Soccer.
I agree. Sir Ken if I must here you are.. :) incase you can't read it it says Now I know why they call it ICU.. :rofl;
It is nice to see more of Ken on IHD.
I agree. Sir Ken if I must here you are.. :) incase you can't read it it says Now I know why they call it ICU.. :rofl;
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; Do you have any more arse pics in your collection Sluff :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Yeah, Sluff seems to be spending more and more time in the dark room lately with the other admins.
Yeah, Sluff seems to be spending more and more time in the dark room lately with the other admins.
Now I know why Karol has volunteered to be admin - she gets to be in a dark room with Suffbunny :bunny: :rofl; :rofl;
OOPS, meant SLuffbunny (missed the L out!) I think it really suits him :bunny:
Behave yourself Ken and stop stirring things up - or else we'll start on going on about your behind again!!!! :sir ken;Sluffbunnyer Sluff. They're getting at you, respond please.
Sluffbunnyer Sluff. They're getting at you, respond please.
Sir Kenneth it is truly magnificent to have you back in the Kingdom after such a time, forsooth I say your ladies have missed you.
As a Brit myself (and one who only joined when the last uprising was almost ended) I should like to apply for a title, I would not expect anything grand to start out with, but a Lady or Baroness would be nice - what sayeth thee my Lord?
You are quite right - we do all mourn the loss of the Damn Dame (as you so fondly called her) but she would not want us all to rest on our laurels, come fellow courtiers I say rise up and be counted. [Well ladies, we must do something or it looks like Sluffbunny will "unsheathe his mighty weapon" and then none of us shall be safe :rofl; ]
I will pledge my allegiance to the Rabble of Treacherous Ladies. COME LADIES purple boas at the ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long live the Kingdom!!!
Having just stumbled upon this noble thread and currently being a loyal member of the imposed leisure class of the dialyzor diaspora I would, with utmost humility my lord, seek bestowment of a title. Were it not for the inconvenience of the possession of a pair of completely useless scumbag kidneys with the addition of one now defunct kidney by transplantation I feel quite sure that my rise within the ranks would already have been duly noted by your lordship and my station elevated to a status suitable to my temperament. Use your discretion kind Sir to reward my worthiness with something suitably grand. Baroness of the Barrenlands holds some appeal for my adventurous spirit. But wait, I presume not to place words in your mouth Sir, I instead remain your faithful liege, until such time that I am in possession of said title and then I may well court the favour of the Purple Boa Brigade.
Oleated Kilt Clan? Are they pappers or something? I think I have their CD.
I was typing in the dark. It came out all wrong. Can you describe a dart as used to make a garment fit the body? :rofl; :rofl;Oleated Kilt Clan? Are they pappers or something? I think I have their CD.
Romona I said PLEATED not OLEATED. Whats Oleated anyway? Have I said one of those things which are described by two different words whichever side of the pond you live. LIke 'nappies' = 'diapers' If that is the case then in England if a piece of fabric if pressed into strips of about half inch to two inches wide so that if you viewed it end on it would look like wwwwwwwww joined up then those are called pleats.
Kilts are and example of pleating.
Too late. He can't be saved, but he can be ransomed. Do I hear a brand new Toyota and a tank of gas?
Too late. He can't be saved, but he can be ransomed. Do I hear a brand new toyota and a tank of gas?
Attention farmers of the realm!! Gather ye goats while ye may. There are those abroad in the land that would sow their wild oats with thine goats. Mayhem will ensue if ye fail to heed the warming and ensure goat safety.
Alas the Avon ladies who were supposed to be watching Sir Kev were tempted by Sir Ken and Sir Sluffington into mischief created by some goat herd they had. Lady Kitkat saw the commotion while trying on a pair of shoes that would have matched the Purple Feather Boa. She gave chase, but the men were faster and the goats were scary!
Any way The Brigade of the Purple Feather Boa shall ride onward to reap the benefits of the realm of Sir Ken. (Or just pillage the villages in the area around the castle until our wants and demands are met!)
I like that Sir Sluffington.. :rofl; I think maybe Rose might let me have her credit cards, she likes me.
I like that Sir Sluffington.. :rofl; I think maybe Rose might let me have her credit cards, she likes me.
Don't tell then ALL that I like you, I'm trying to keep it secret :rofl;
Sir Sluffington? Hmmm yes suits you sir!!! But you'll always be Sluffbunny to me :bunny:
Go on then, you can have my Tesco clubcard :rofl;
Oooh, mine toes curl merely at the notion of the handsomeness of that royal purple foundation garment, especially befitting as it would match a bruised fistula so handsomely.
I'm on my way to the rescue Sir Ken, oh boy do I have a plan for the ladies... :secret; We will restore all your credit cards and have money left over for party favours.Sluff, are you selling squirrel shampoo again? That must be how you are getting the cash to bail Sir Ken out of his money woes.
Of course I'll even through in some English muffins.My my, so charming. Don't trust him.
I heartily concur with the suggestion of a lovely and dare we say civilized cream tea. I say dare we say only because of the stupifyingly scurrilous nature of the lords of this cyber realm, as the charm, delicacy and civility of the ladies is above reproach. Even purple,beaded, fringed, destructively seductive foundation under garments cannot subtract from their genteel and sensitive souls whilst the "gentlemen" just swagger and try to escape their bills. Invite them if we must but then I must insist that we tie them up prior to the taking of tea and scones as then we will avoid their possible treachery and be free to inflict our own gentle torture to tame these barbarous beasties.
I'll be having two orders of raspberry scones, please and thank you. Romona, details of your plan intrigue and fascinate. Reveal whenever you see fit.
Sounds fab, Rose, I just need to know how much is in a punnet.
Ar last we have found our way into their hearts. :bandance;
Ken you must let Rita have this recipe, it really is delicious, my son got it from a local wholefood cafe when he had a weekend job there (he works at a Michelin Star place now!). They really are very moreish :2thumbsup;
I don't know why I said you must let Rita have it, come to think of it you should bake some for Rita (Germaine Greer would hate me :rofl; )
Possibly if you offered to help her she would find that she can manage alone.................there's one thing I've never understood, perhaps you can explain - why do men need at least 2 pans, 3 bowls, a plate, several knives and a cup just to make a sandwich :rofl; It's as much of a conundrum as the fact that ther's always a teaspoon at the bottom of the washing up bowl even when you haven't used one!!
Now Sluff (baby) let's think this through....one man and one woman in a bathroom. Each uses the toilet for two functions. That's four functions total, three of the four requires the seated position, only one is done standing up. Clearly, logically, the only solution is for men to sit down and relax when taking a pee. :rofl;
Now Sluff (baby) let's think this through....one man and one woman in a bathroom. Each uses the toilet for two functions. That's four functions total, three of the four requires the seated position, only one is done standing up. Clearly, logically, the only solution is for men to sit down and relax when taking a pee. :rofl;
Hi!
New to the boards and a Brit! Now, i haven't read all the pages of this thread (C'mon there's 43 of them!) but I'm afraid that I have to disappoint you Ken with my total ignorance of football - or any other sport for that matter... but I'm definitely British (living in Chester)
xx
Though I like a good campfire and roasting marshmallows there is just something gross about roasting marshmallows on a campfire of burning used toilet seats that really makes me want to :puke;
Ok the ladies win but when I pee I'm not raising the seat.
But you'll wipe it right? :rofl;And mop the floor :rofl;
Rose, where is the scone recipe? I tried to find it with no luck...
I was taking the picture. :pics; Believe it or not the one on the left is Ken and the one on the right is indeed Twirl. Ken works out. He does Buns of Steel everyday.
:bandance;
But you'll wipe it right? :rofl;
Are you kidding.. :rofl; You ladies never quit, I was trying to make peace, give an inch and you take a foot. :)
:rofl; :rofl; (Hope she makes you wash your hands in between those 2 actions :rofl;)
Have you tried the scones yet??????
Are you kidding.. :rofl; You ladies never quit, I was trying to make peace, give an inch and you take a foot. :)
A FOOT??? Gosh Viscount you DO have a mighty weapon! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Wouldn't Christy have something to say about that?
Sir Ken are we ready to pull out our mighty weapons and show that we mean business?
Fear not Viscount Sluff. From my sickbed I can still muster my Royal Big Ugly Pikestaff and together with your wondrous mighty weapon we will teach these ladies of treachery a lesson they willwant tonever forget and Victory will be Ours!!
Fear not Viscount Sluff. From my sickbed I can still muster my Royal Big Ugly Pikestaff and together with your wondrous mighty weapon we will teach these ladies of treachery a lesson they willwant tonever forget and Victory will be Ours!!
Ladies tho shall not make such hastily decisions, for decisions made in haste could have disastrous consequences. Wait for Sir Ken for he and only he can hand out respectable titles.
i don't need a title, i just want tea. tea, scones, clotted cream and raspberry jam.
i don't need a title, i just want tea. tea, scones, clotted cream and raspberry jam.
Coming up!
A lady's prerogative is the option to change her mind (waste her mind nay, change it yeah) and as such, it is never too late to respectfully request a title. The Empress Hotel in Victoria, British Columbia serves a most delectable cream tea so you would make a very nice Empress of the High Teas, in my most humble of humble opinions. Nothing to be lost by asking and so much scrumptiousness to be gained...which in itself could lead to the gaining of some pounds of corpulent flesh but there's always a price to be paid.
i don't need a title, i just want tea. tea, scones, clotted cream and raspberry jam.
... maybe wenchie and i could work in the kitchen. of course you realize it will be tea time all day long.
Forgive me Okarol for having taken so long to bestow a title on such a noble lady. Okarol, I am but a fool, but darling I.........Ahem
ARISE DUCHESS OKAROL LADY OF THE ROYAL GARTER AND KNICKER ELASTIC.
Also Monrien's suggestion is granted.
From the ladies to the Viscount: :sir ken; :sir ken; :Kit n Stik;You see Viscount my noble and trusted friend, treachery and disrespect will allways abound. Shall we strip her.......of her title and make her a mere commoner?
From the ladies to the Viscount: :sir ken; :sir ken; :Kit n Stik;You see Viscount my noble and trusted friend, treachery and disrespect will allways abound. Shall we strip her.......of her title and make her a mere commoner?
A most noble yet playful title Lady Okarol. Being named a lady of the Order of the Garter is indeed a major coup although the Knicker elastic sounds suspiciously to mine ears like a girdle (not gerbil, girdle).
:pics;A most noble yet playful title Lady Okarol. Being named a lady of the Order of the Garter is indeed a major coup although the Knicker elastic sounds suspiciously to mine ears like a girdle (not gerbil, girdle).
Thank you for the description. I will wear my garter belt proudly!
I've been led to understand that Brits can be quite fond of the fantasies and practices of spanking
I must add John's Hospital the Queen Alexandra, and all the other hospitals that have a renal department are all linked to a satellite, we are all given a pass word and within 2 days of coming back from a check up you can view your results and Dr. letters on line. The site is called www.renalpatientview.org and you could if you want give your pass word to any member of your family or doctor to look up on your results. Do any other country's have that in place. Yvonne the wife
You can't forget shoes. A darling pair of purple pumps to go with your boa. Try the Master Card.
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I bow Lordship!
Baroness Monrein please forgive such an impudent presumption but I would indeed be truly honoured tohave youer recruit you as my scribe. I have indeed noted your extraordinary and articulate mastery of yee olde English and your Ladyship hath already accurately cataloged the names of all the Lords and Ladies of the Court of King Kenneth. Your acceptance of this position would greatly please me and would under no circumstances denigrate or undermine your title of Baroness.
Viscount, all is strangely quiet in the kingdom. Do you smell a Rat?
Viscount, all is strangely quiet in the kingdom. Do you smell a Rat?
I'm not quite sure if that stench is a rat, could it be something fishy going on?
All I want to know is Where was SIR KEN when all this went down????
These are treasonous words to most Canadians Sir Ken as their admiration for and loyalty to the British Monarchy runs very deep indeed. As for my own colonial past in the West Indies (original ancestor was a physician with the British Navy in the 1700's...did he jump ship at the lure of the palms or was he dumped???) well, those Jamaicans are more supportive of the monarchy than even these Canadians...so thoroughly enamoured with dreams of garden parties, cucumber sandwiches and curtsies to HRH.
I, as befitting a person of my standing, shall watch this skirmish from the sidelines.
Respectfully
The Baroness Monrein
While Sir Ken is off on holiday I have to wonder how he could have left the UK when there was THIS happening:
102 men and women naked ride roller coaster to break the world records.
London : United Kingdom | Sep 11, 2010
There are just human doings-who want to become popular and famous throughout the world. In Essex, England there are 102 men and women naked desperate. However, the 102 men and women who are naked-gil are not doing nasty. They arrived at the playground Adventure Island, Southend ride roller coaster; want to carve into world history and records.
Apparently the 102 men of this naked woman managed to break the old record, carved into 22 male-female nude, which play rollercoaster ride at Alton Towers amusement park, in Staffordshire in 2004.
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Sir Kenneth I must remain loyal to my leader. I am here sir ken, what happened to all the ladies ? are they still sickened from the green leafy stuff in those brownies?
Sir ken did you receive my private ;) message re: IHD subs?
Sir ken did you receive my private ;) message re: IHD subs?
Yes I sent it through paypal the the Epoman address about a week ago. Have you received it yet?