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Title: Zodiac Signs
Post by: okarol on July 13, 2007, 05:04:42 PM
Zodiac Signs

Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs,
with traits from a book written 35 years ago
by an astrologist.



VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships.
Someone loves them right now.
Always wants the last word.
Caring.
Smart.
Loud.
Loyal.
Easy to talk to.
Everything you ever wanted.
Easy to please.
The one and only.




SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable.
Intelligent.
Loves to joke.
Very good sense of humor.
Energetic.
GOOD kisser.
Always get what they want.
Attractive.
Easy going.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative.
Romantic.
Caring.




LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet.
Their Love is one of a kind.
Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique appeal.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
However not the kind of person you wanna mess with...you might end up crying.





ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing.
Lovable.
Spontaneous.
Not one to mess with.
Funny.
EXCELLENT kisser.
EXTREMELY adorable.
Loves relationships.
Addictive.
Loud.




AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy.
Attractive.
GREAT kisser.
One of a kind.
Loves being in long-term relationships.
Extremely energetic.
Unpredictable.
Will exceed your expectations.
Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.




GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice.
Love is one of a kind.
Great listener.
Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
Trustworthy.
Always happy.
Loud.
Talkative.
Outgoing.
VERY Forgiving.
Loves to make friends.
Has a beautiful smile.
Generous.
Strong.
The Irresistible one.




LEO - The Lion
Great talker.
Attractive and passionate.
Laid back.
Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at almost anything.
GREAT kisser.
Unpredictable.
Outgoing.
Down to earth.
Addictive.
Attractive.
Loud.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative.
Not one to mess with.
Rare to find.
Good when found.




CANCER - The Cutie
Most AMAZING kisser...Very high appeal.
Love is one of a kind.
Very romantic.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Very creative.
Extremely random and proud of it.
Freak.
Spontaneous.
Great at telling stories.
Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
Someone you should hold on to.




PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind.
Smart.
Center of attention.
High appeal.
Has the last word.
Good to find, hard to keep.
Fun to be around.
Extremely weird but in a good way.
Good Sense of Humor!!!
Thoughtful.
Always gets what he or she wants.
Loves to joke.
Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet.




CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust.
Nice.
Sassy.
Intelligent.
Sexy.
Irresistible.
Loves being in long relationships.
Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants.
Cool.
Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
Extremely fun.
Loves to joke.
Smart.





TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive.
Loves being in long relationships.
Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing.
Loves to help people in times of need.
GOOD kisser.
GOOD personality.
Stubborn but a caring person.
One of a kind.
Not one to mess with.
Usually are the most attractive people.




SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous.
High appeal.
Rare to find.
Great when found.
Loves being in long relationships.
So much love to give.
Not one to mess with.
Very attractive.
Very romantic.
Nice to everyone they meet.
Their Love is one of a kind.
Silly, fun and sweet.
Have their own unique appeal.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Not the kind of person you wanna mess with because you might end up crying.
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: Amanda From OZ on July 13, 2007, 05:41:20 PM
I think this describes me perfectly....  :lol;................  ;)

Zodiac Signs.

PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind.
Smart.
Center of attention.
High appeal.
Has the last word.
Good to find, hard to keep.
Fun to be around.
Extremely weird but in a good way.
Good Sense of Humor!!!
Thoughtful.
Always gets what he or she wants.
Loves to joke.
Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet.

Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: Chicken Little on July 13, 2007, 08:07:25 PM
Quote
AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy.
Attractive.
GREAT kisser.
One of a kind.
Loves being in long-term relationships.
Extremely energetic.
Unpredictable.
Will exceed your expectations.
Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.

Yep, that would be me. 
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: okarol on July 13, 2007, 08:28:50 PM

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous.
High appeal.
Rare to find.
Great when found.
Loves being in long relationships.
So much love to give.
Not one to mess with.
Very attractive.
Very romantic.
Nice to everyone they meet.
Their Love is one of a kind.
Silly, fun and sweet.
Have their own unique appeal.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Not the kind of person you wanna mess with because you might end up crying.

Might be a bit of an exaggeration....
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: Sluff on July 13, 2007, 08:30:57 PM
SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable.
Intelligent.
Loves to joke.
Very good sense of humor.
Energetic.
GOOD kisser.
Always get what they want.
Attractive.
Easy going.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative.
Romantic.
Caring.

A little short but, true. >:D
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: goofynina on July 13, 2007, 09:57:41 PM
I was born on Oct. 23rd, the cusps so i get to go both ways (oops, i mean either way)  :P

SCORPIO - The Addict - yep, addicted to IHD
EXTREMELY adorable. - well, not EXTREMELY  ::)
Intelligent. - eh, just a smartass
Loves to joke. - one of my finer qualities
Very good sense of humor. - the other one of my finer qualities
Energetic. - now thats a bold face lie
GOOD kisser. - *ahem* what can i say, i have alot of fine qualities :P
Always get what they want. - each and every time baby ;)
Attractive. - ok, skip this one please!!!
Easy going. - just gimme my tequila and you can live, easy as that  ;D
Loves being in long relationships. - been with my hubby since i was 18, that is 21 years now  :clap;
Talkative. - i consider this a fault at times  :-\
Romantic. - can S & M be considered romantic  >:D
Caring. - yes, i am proud to say i do care about those i love (and those i dont even know)  ::)


LIBRA - The Lame One - ok, at times i admit, i can be lame (i guess)   :urcrazy;
Nice to everyone they meet. - if your nice to me (and you got a bottle of tequila in your hands) sure, why not  ::)
Their Love is one of a kind. - this is a definet understatement, lol, i'd say mine is the ONLY kind :P
Silly, fun and sweet. - sorry, too modest to agree  ;)
Have own unique appeal. - i must say i've never met another biyotch like me  8)
Most caring person you will ever meet! - well, maybe not the most, but pretty damn close
However not the kind of person you wanna mess with...you might end up crying. - your damn skippy here baby  :boxing;  :boxing;  ;


Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: tamara on July 13, 2007, 10:04:26 PM
HEY HEY Another Scorpio for the Collection!


SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable.
Intelligent.
Loves to joke.
Very good sense of humor.
Energetic.
GOOD kisser.
Always get what they want.
Attractive.
Easy going.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative.
Romantic.
Caring.

Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: jbeany on July 13, 2007, 10:07:22 PM
Lots of fellow Scorpios around here.  The rest of you do know not to piss us off, right?
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: lola on July 13, 2007, 10:38:38 PM
VIRGO - The One that Waits- yep 5-7 years
Dominant in relationships. Otto knows who wears the pants and whip hehe
Someone loves them right now. I would hope so
Always wants the last word.   ALWAYS
Caring. I try
Smart. act like it
Loud.  you'll see in vegas BABY!!!!
Loyal. Very
Easy to talk to.  That's why i'm always on double line
Everything you ever wanted. you bet baby
Easy to please.  Well you gotta know how to work it. :bandance;
The one and only. THAT'S RIGHT
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: KICKSTART on July 14, 2007, 03:46:39 AM
CANCER - The Cutie
Most AMAZING kisser...Very high appeal.
Love is one of a kind.
Very romantic.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Very creative.
Extremely random and proud of it.
Freak.
Spontaneous.
Great at telling stories.
Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
Someone you should hold on to.



Yup thats me !!!!
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: Joe Paul on July 14, 2007, 04:21:11 AM



LIBRA - The Lame One - ok, at times i admit, i can be lame (i guess)   :urcrazy;
Nice to everyone they meet. - if your nice to me (and you got a bottle of tequila in your hands) sure, why not  ::)
Their Love is one of a kind. - this is a definet understatement, lol, i'd say mine is the ONLY kind :P
Silly, fun and sweet. - sorry, too modest to agree  ;)
Have own unique appeal. - i must say i've never met another biyotch like me  8)
Most caring person you will ever meet! - well, maybe not the most, but pretty damn close
However not the kind of person you wanna mess with...you might end up crying. - your damn skippy here baby  :boxing;  :boxing;  ;



I am with you here Goofy, all except that "lame" part  ;D
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: Sluff on July 14, 2007, 05:20:41 AM
OK now where are the match makers?
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: boxman55 on July 14, 2007, 08:55:32 AM
TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive.
Loves being in long relationships.
Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing.
Loves to help people in times of need.
GOOD kisser.
GOOD personality.
Stubborn but a caring person.
One of a kind.
Not one to mess with.
Usually are the most attractive people.
Wow sorry you all have to be uglier then me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bow;
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: kitkatz on July 14, 2007, 10:27:17 AM
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover: No one said Capricorn, so I thought I would represent!
Love to bust: Not sure what this means, but I love my bust. Besides if you are getting into trouble I am going to tell
Nice: Hahahaha!
Sassy:Yes. definitely
Intelligent: I think, therefore I am.
Sexy: Ohhh yeah, babay!
Irresistible: You all like me, don't you? Yeah, you like me, you really like me!
Loves being in long relationships: 21 years and counting married
Great talker: I don't know what you are talking about, I know when to stop talking, you don't have to tell me to shut up...
Always gets what he or she wants: If I want, I get it.
Cool: Was that a hot flash?
Loves to own Gemini's in sports: Talk about being competiitive, wow! Hubby won't play card games with me, says I cheat!
Extremely fun: I AM easily amused!
Loves to joke: Why did the chicken cross the road and then roll in the dirt, then recross the road? She was a dirty double crosser!
Smart: Ask anyone I know! E=mcsquared or something like that!
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: keefer51 on July 14, 2007, 12:16:25 PM
Hey i'm a Libra but i don't think i'm lame. The rest is so true.
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: KT0930 on July 14, 2007, 02:36:56 PM
I think this describes me perfectly....  :lol;................  ;)

Zodiac Signs.

PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind.
Smart.
Center of attention.
High appeal.
Has the last word.
Good to find, hard to keep.
Fun to be around.
Extremely weird but in a good way.
Good Sense of Humor!!!
Thoughtful.
Always gets what he or she wants.
Loves to joke.
Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet.


My husband and I are both Pisces...this can be good and bad!
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: brenda on July 14, 2007, 03:19:03 PM
Add me to the Scorpio list. I like the part about getting what I want! Not so sure about the long relationship or easy going part? Whatever.
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: tubes on July 14, 2007, 04:03:50 PM
ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing.
Lovable.
Spontaneous.
Not one to mess with.
Funny.
EXCELLENT kisser.
EXTREMELY adorable.
Loves relationships.
Addictive.
Loud.


Yep, I believe that fits me to a T!
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: skyedogrocks on July 14, 2007, 06:53:24 PM
This is Rob and yeah he can get lame  :D

LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet.
Their Love is one of a kind.
Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique appeal.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
However not the kind of person you wanna mess with...you might end up crying.


I'm an Aries, this is pretty much me, except for the liar part.  I'm not a very good liar!

ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing.
Lovable.
Spontaneous.
Not one to mess with.
Funny.
EXCELLENT kisser.
EXTREMELY adorable.
Loves relationships.
Addictive.
Loud.

Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: kitkatz on July 14, 2007, 08:56:36 PM
Lots of fellow Scorpios around here.  The rest of you do know not to piss us off, right?

You got that one right. After living with a Scorpio for 21 years, I know not to piss you all off.
Title: Re: Zodiac Signs
Post by: aharris2 on July 15, 2007, 07:01:48 AM
(alene writing)

Mi querido hermanito:

ARIES - The Liar (where did this come from?)
Outgoing.  :yahoo; Yes.
Lovable.  :cuddle; Very!

Spontaneous.  :rofl; (Code word for not capable of planning)
Not one to mess with.  :boxing; :-P
Funny.  :clap;  :lol;

EXCELLENT kisser.  :-* (Adela?)

EXTREMELY adorable.  ;) Oh so true!
Loves relationships.  :grouphug;

Addictive.  ::) I'm hooked!!!

Loud.  ;D Only when sleeping

Asi es.