I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: Rerun on February 20, 2006, 05:57:03 AM
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Never take a sleeping pill and Ex-lax on the same night ;D
Don't ever try to wash your feet off in the ocean and put your shoes back on :-\
If you have Diarrhea, don't assume you have gas ;)
In California, don't ever think an eighth of a tank of gas will get you home :-[
Always put stickies on you sliding glass door :D
Don't unplug your mixer with wet hands ::)
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED IN LIFE..... FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THESE
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Try to get on the unit without Rachel seeing you! :o
Go to the unit that little bit later, so you get on straight away no waiting, a longer stay in bed! >:D
Make sure the nurse who puts you on does not have a nervous twitch. ;)
Make sure the nurse uses lidocaine and not a sickness drug to numb the spot! (that as happened to me!) :o
When taking your temp make sure the nurse presses the scan button. Not the reject button (Had the plastic thing stuck in my ear!) :'(
When a nurse hits a wasp with your notes, make sure she as killed it. So ten minutes later you don't jump out of your chair, when the wasp is crawling up your arm! Like I did, I hate Wasps! >:(
Don't Worry, Be Happy!
Kevno
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OMG, I really was laughing out loud!!
I've learned it's hard to see where you're going when you have to watch where you're stepping.
(and that doesn't just apply to dog walking)