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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: talker on March 18, 2016, 08:38:53 AM

Title: Awkward moments.
Post by: talker on March 18, 2016, 08:38:53 AM

Two Ministers were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self righteously. "Did you?"
"I don't know," said the other. "What was her maiden name?"

Title: Re: Awkward moments.
Post by: Charlie B53 on March 18, 2016, 07:58:41 PM

This morning on the local news, they made an announcement, actually had a video of on of the roving reporters having an awkward moment as example of today being Natinal Awkward Moment Day.


I've had more than a few.

None that I care to share.

Title: Re: Awkward moments.
Post by: Michael Murphy on March 19, 2016, 04:37:32 AM

My favorite awkward moment joke.
 First guest: Only loose women and football players graduated from that University.
 Second guest: My wife is a graduate of that institution.
 First guest: What position did she play?