I was eating breakfast, and sipping my coffee, with my 10 year old granddaughter
and I asked her: "What day is tomorrow"?
She said: "It's Presidents Day!"
She is a smart kid.
I asked: "What does Presidents Day mean?"
She said: "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House,
and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of bullshit."
You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose.