Lil Johnnie came home from school all excited waving his new book,
'mommy, mommy, I learned new words today',
'and what new words did you learn today', asks mommy while busily preparing a snack for Johnnie,
'a frickin' elephant',
was Johnnies reply,
long silence
Mommy took a deep breath, then asked....
What did you just call it dear?
a frickin' elephant!
'Look mommy, It says so on the picture!'
And so it did....
African Elephant
Hooked on phonics!
Ain't it wonderful?
:banghead;