Sometimes I'm so slow on the draw that I want to :banghead; and than I say 'sheesh ??? ' and :Kit n Stik; , and then it all registers ::)
This elderly couple was in the doctor's office. The doctor told the old guy, "I will need a stool sample, urine sample and a semen sample before we get started".
The old guy looks at his wife and says "What Did He Say"??
The wife says "He needs your underwear"!
:rofl;