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Introduction => Introduce Yourself => Topic started by: Gerald Lively on October 20, 2014, 11:59:50 AM

Title: Hi there, Folks
Post by: Gerald Lively on October 20, 2014, 11:59:50 AM

Hi!  I am the long lost son from a previous "I Hate Dialysis" convention.  They tell me it was a real orgy.  Having been adopted by this group, I am free to go nowhere.  Worse, I haven't been potty trained. They put out a little box filled with sand for me.  Mama Rerun will punish me for posting here.  That's why I hide behind my alias, Kootie J.  No I didn't hack into this place even though you are all a captive audience.  Been there, done that. 
If you need any professional advice, don't call me, but I'm good for unprofessional advice on any subject.  That's what my diploma says, the one I got for $35 bucks from Universal Life.  Oops, here comes that lady with four (count 'em) needles.  Help, help, she's gonna stick me!!  Help aaaaaaaah Heck.   

Title: Re: Hi there, Folks
Post by: Rerun on October 21, 2014, 08:43:38 AM

Hi Gerald.

               :waiting;

Title: Re: Hi there, Folks
Post by: Joe on October 26, 2014, 11:01:33 AM

Yes, Hi there Gerald.

Title: Re: Hi there, Folks
Post by: Darthvadar on October 26, 2014, 12:30:09 PM

Hi Gerald....

Welcome to the asylum!... LOL!!!!....

Glad to see someone else's sense of humour's almost as warped as mine!....

Darth... Moderator...