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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: Razman on January 02, 2013, 06:02:37 PM

Title: WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
Post by: Razman on January 02, 2013, 06:02:37 PM
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said,
'This will make you happy tonight.'
He was right.  When he went out of the bedroom,
I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in. 

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Two men were talking.  'So, how's your sex life?'
'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'
'Pension sex?' 
'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'   

Title: Re: WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
Post by: YLGuy on January 02, 2013, 07:33:37 PM
My marriage had really gone downhill.  We only had hallway sex: When we passed in the hallway we both said F you!

Don't get married. It is a lot quicker to just find a woman you hate and buy her a house!
Title: Re: WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
Post by: Riki on January 07, 2013, 10:35:46 PM
My marriage had really gone downhill.  We only had hallway sex: When we passed in the hallway we both said F you!

I heard that was called "oral sex"  *LMAO*
Title: Re: WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
Post by: Hazmat35 on May 18, 2013, 03:11:25 PM
 :rofl;   :yahoo;   :rofl;   :clap;   :rofl;   :yahoo;
Title: Re: WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
Post by: Whamo on May 10, 2018, 11:03:35 AM
 :rofl;  My social worker at a kidney transplant support group meeting asked us about intimacy in our relationships.  I didn't say anything.  After all, I'm married.
Title: Re: WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
Post by: kickingandscreaming on May 10, 2018, 01:27:08 PM
About 30 years ago, while my husband was still alive, he had a bad kidney stone.  Before they had the chance to use the modern method of kidney stone "shattering" the stone moved to a bad place and they had to operate on him with a major incision (not unlike in a TX).  For the next several years, he turned off sex because it hurt him and the skin around the incision felt weird and numbish.  So I would imagine that a TX might have the same effect.
Title: Re: WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
Post by: PrimeTimer on May 10, 2018, 01:35:55 PM
Oh my eyes! My eyes!! I'm not reading this!  :shy;
Title: Re: WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
Post by: Charlie B53 on May 10, 2018, 06:10:03 PM


LOL

TOO Late Prime Timer, you've already seen it!

Sadly most of it is true.

A brokeoon disic in my low back and major muscle damage resulting in scar tissue against the right testicular nerve somewhere makes it a REAL Pain.   20 years already I am VERY careful how I move still.   Many things make it worsen.

Nuff said.