I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: Razman on January 02, 2013, 06:02:37 PM
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My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said,
'This will make you happy tonight.'
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom,
I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.
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Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'
'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'
'Pension sex?'
'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'
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My marriage had really gone downhill. We only had hallway sex: When we passed in the hallway we both said F you!
Don't get married. It is a lot quicker to just find a woman you hate and buy her a house!
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My marriage had really gone downhill. We only had hallway sex: When we passed in the hallway we both said F you!
I heard that was called "oral sex" *LMAO*
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:rofl; :yahoo; :rofl; :clap; :rofl; :yahoo;
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:rofl; My social worker at a kidney transplant support group meeting asked us about intimacy in our relationships. I didn't say anything. After all, I'm married.
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About 30 years ago, while my husband was still alive, he had a bad kidney stone. Before they had the chance to use the modern method of kidney stone "shattering" the stone moved to a bad place and they had to operate on him with a major incision (not unlike in a TX). For the next several years, he turned off sex because it hurt him and the skin around the incision felt weird and numbish. So I would imagine that a TX might have the same effect.
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Oh my eyes! My eyes!! I'm not reading this! :shy;
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LOL
TOO Late Prime Timer, you've already seen it!
Sadly most of it is true.
A brokeoon disic in my low back and major muscle damage resulting in scar tissue against the right testicular nerve somewhere makes it a REAL Pain. 20 years already I am VERY careful how I move still. Many things make it worsen.
Nuff said.