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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: okarol on November 05, 2012, 11:08:02 PM

Title: Warped humor, sometimes you just gotta smile!
Post by: okarol on November 05, 2012, 11:08:02 PM

 :o

Title: Re: Warped humor, sometimes you just gotta smile!
Post by: Riki on November 06, 2012, 11:36:48 AM

yep... it's what I say when I see someone going by on a motorbike, wearing a helmet (because it's law) but no other protection... There goes a prospective organ donor...

Title: Re: Warped humor, sometimes you just gotta smile!
Post by: Sydnee on November 06, 2012, 01:16:28 PM

I could say that, but we say....
well he wont have to worry about healing from road rash.

Title: Re: Warped humor, sometimes you just gotta smile!
Post by: Simon Dog on November 06, 2012, 06:27:46 PM

My doc told me that if I wanted to get on list and get a kidney sooner, I should move to a state without a helmet law.

Title: Re: Warped humor, sometimes you just gotta smile!
Post by: Sydnee on November 06, 2012, 06:46:03 PM

>>My doc told me that if I wanted to get on list and get a kidney sooner, I should move to a state without a helmet law.<<

I don't believe it. I live in one of those states. Ed has a 6+ year estimated wait for O. I have a 6 year wait for A. only have 1 year under our belt...

Title: Re: Warped humor, sometimes you just gotta smile!
Post by: Joe on November 06, 2012, 06:49:42 PM

We don't have a helmet law here in Colorado either, but my wait is still 5+ years for a type O.

Title: Re: Warped humor, sometimes you just gotta smile!
Post by: YLGuy on November 06, 2012, 06:57:09 PM

Helmet law here. Type O blood: OVER 10 years!

Title: Re: Warped humor, sometimes you just gotta smile!
Post by: stuman413 on December 18, 2012, 12:59:31 AM

here's one for ya

Ever had so much fluid taken off that your pants fit looser?

Title: Re: Warped humor, sometimes you just gotta smile!
Post by: iketchum on December 18, 2012, 04:59:44 AM

Yup, almost fall off, have to tighten the belt.

Title: Re: Warped humor, sometimes you just gotta smile!
Post by: Rerun on December 18, 2012, 05:56:44 AM

Maybe move to a state where there are no helmet laws and poor riders.

      :rofl;